What could be the worst news to come from your club this week?

[ShockersBoy11]

Ours would be
Nat Fyfe has to retire immediately due to injury.

 

[Power Raid]

the "never tear us apart" CD was lost

 

[Dannnnnnnnnn]

"Dale Morris out for two months"

Oh shit

 

[carnthedons]

Ours would be
Nat Fyfe has to retire immediately due to injury.

I would've thought it's Freo have their own version of that West Coast pleb who made all the shit freds

 

[adammania9]

Jarryd Blair named in 22

 

[JayJ20]

Another doping investigation

 

[Borussia Teeth]

I would've thought it's Freo have their own version of that West Coast pleb who made all the shit freds

Perthboy!

 

[Rich]

Melbourne look to be relevant for the first time since the '90's, so I guess the merger talks will be reignited.

 

[Feerits Elf]

Bridget the Midget appointed the club's new Cultural Sensitivity Ambassador

 

[YippeeYiYeo]

Eagles leadership group arrested by police in Claremont for having possession of large quantities of illicit drugs.

 

[clivenator26]

Chief announces a ban of new threads on the main board. That'd suck big time.

 

[omit]

There was a fire and everybody is dead. All the players, the coaches, support staff, doctors, club board, every potential future father son prospect and all the volunteers. Everyone involved with the club is dead.

Also the AFL discovers that all wins throughout Melbournes' entire history were the result of bribing the umpires. All premierships are taken away from the club and all individual honours the players were awarded are also stripped from them. In a fit of rage and embarrassment the AFL removes all record of the Dees from it's history and then bans the club for eternity from all Australian football competitions.

 

[Bokonon_]

There was a fire and everybody is dead. All the players, the coaches, support staff, doctors, club board, every potential future father son prospect and all the volunteers. Everyone involved with the club is dead.

Also the AFL discovers that all wins throughout Melbournes' entire history were the result of bribing the umpires. All premierships are taken away from the club and all individual honours the players were awarded are also stripped from them. In a fit of rage and embarrassment the AFL removes all record of the Dees from it's history and then bans the club for eternity from all Australian football competitions.

I was gonna say losing Leon as coach, but it seems trivial now.

 

[Skipper_]

Carlton are premiership favourites.

 

[donkeypunchd]

Simon Goodwin & Peter Jackson get incapacitated in a freak accident, and are replaced by Mark Neeld and Cameron Schwab on an interim basis. We then proceed to lose the next 33 in a row and require an AFL bailout after Collingwood win by 300 points in Queens Birthday 2018

 

[GPW1]

Typo found in Dale Thomas's contract. Actually says 750k per year for 14 years, not 4.

 

[HTT]

Tigers my flag favourites: KB

Watch us then lose every game for the rest of the season.

 

[M Malice]

Kevin Mitchell Jnr extends his contract as the gabba groundsman.

 

[Eaglespur]

Ben Cousins to do a years jail time..

 

[dogs105]

Typo found in Dale Thomas's contract. Actually says 750k per year for 14 years, not 4.

That beats the "everyone dead at Melbourne" scenario for sure.

 

[GCNavyBlue]

Barely been on the main board all offseason. Decide to take a peak now that we are 1 round down......yeah......main board never change, never change

 

[Blue1980]

Carlton are premiership favourites.

Trying to think what actions would need to happen for this to occur.

We beat melb by 250 points, SOS and Weitering kick 10 each, SPS 40 touches?

 

[Marlowe]

There was a fire and everybody is dead. All the players, the coaches, support staff, doctors, club board, every potential future father son prospect and all the volunteers. Everyone involved with the club is dead.

Also the AFL discovers that all wins throughout Melbournes' entire history were the result of bribing the umpires. All premierships are taken away from the club and all individual honours the players were awarded are also stripped from them. In a fit of rage and embarrassment the AFL removes all record of the Dees from it's history and then bans the club for eternity from all Australian football competitions.

That's extreme but what happened to Lokomotiv and Marshall is always on my mind as the worst thing that could ever happen to a sporting club/team.

 

[Sammymoite]

Jason Laycock returns to help out bombers ruck stocks

 

[Big Blood]

Vice captain trips over a chain and breaks his arm is hard to top.