What dream did you have last night?

[Blood Bath]

I thought it might be a good idea to make a thread like this so when people wake up and just say "WTF" or "holy shit, that was awesome", they can come in here and share it. So if you wake up in the morning after an intriguing/wierd/funny/brutal/awesome dream etc, I'm sure people would love to hear about it.

 

[Bigeasy]

Last night I dreamt I kicked 10 in the grand final, had a threesome with Adriana Lima and Jennifer Hawkins that night and won the $50 Million lotto draw on my own.

I am very disappoint today and decided not to go to work as reality has set in.

 

[Illinois Nazi]

I played with Pink Floyd on their 1977 In The Flesh tour. Or, to be more accurate, I nearly did. While the opening bass riff of Sheep was going I was still setting up my guitar etc and never actually began playing.

 

[Gough]

Rarely remember my dreams but a couple of nights ago I dreamt was back in England and at the pub I first worked in when I moved over there in the 90's (http://www.oakandsaw.co.uk/). Only the guvnor there wasn't Pete, the guy who employed me, for some reason it was Geoff Lawson, and not the old grumpy one, the cool one who took 8 wickets against the Windies.
Most peculiar, it was very vivid.

 

[cat on acid]

Good thread. Working in the city and given Metros less than quality services, I dreamt I was at Flinders Street Station and Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie were customer service people. Funny and delightful.

 

[Marlowe]

I attempted to take a kooky old homeless drunk to the movies. At first it seemed like it would be a simple task, then I asked him what type of movie he wanted to see. He responded with, "Something with people wearing hats, a fancy dinner and tons of incest."

He totally killed the sentiment of my goodwill gesture. Then he just sort of wondered off, ranting abuse at no one in particular.

:/

 

[Paranoid]

My dreams are usually random fragments of mundane shite

 

[MrCharisma]

I had a dream I had sex with the admin girl. And no , she is not attractive , she is overweight. I'm still deciding whether it was a good one or not.

 

[Igloo]

Potentially awesome thread.

 

[The Speaker]

Normally my dreams are ones I don't remember until whatever it was ends up happening in precisely the same manner in real life.

 

[Dagless]

Tried picking up an average looker.

Failed.

/highselfesteem

 

[treefingers]

Tried picking up an average looker.

Failed.

/highselfesteem

Living out the 'Awkward Flirting Stories' thread in your dreams, now that's commitment.

 

[drummond2fevola]

When I was a child I had a really realistic dream that we had a pet shark in a massive tank on our front lawn.

Woke up, ran outside, no pet shark

 

[PP34]

Haven't had a dream in a while.

 

[Natho]

Had a dream my car rolled away and my cat was trying to drive it. Don't think my dreams are normal at all.

 

[Ed_Gein]

Have you ever had one of those dreams where you meet this girl and everything is romantic and perfect and then you wake and feel miserable over it for a few hours? I had one of those the other day.

 

[Jimmy1992]

I had a very vivid dream about someone from work who I thought was friend holding me at gunpoint to steal my wallet and a couple of random things from my house.
Then I was trying to figure out how I would stop him from taking money from my debit card, and so I would call ht bank. He took my home phone, and my mobile. But, for some reason left me my keys. So I drove to the bank and got my card cancelled. Dream over.
It had such potential to be James Bond-esque, but was in the end very boring. Shame.

 

[Old M8]

Dreamt that Eva Longoria got her arm stuck in a window while lying down on a table for some reason, and she asked me to help her get out. I told her I couldn't help her despite being 2 feet away from her. A dog then walked over, rolled onto her face and smothered her, then she violently shook and died.

Massive WTF when I woke up. That was all I could remember of the dream.

 

[stormee]

I started a suicide cult, everyone was going to this special place to end themselves on the hour, anyway I'm set for 10pm, one of the last people to go, and I decide that actually, I don't want to. So I sneak out of the room I was in, trying to make sure no one who is still alive sees me (I think they'll be pretty mad if the cult leader who convinced them all to go through with it decides he doesn't want to).

Anyway, theres like 20 people watching tv, they do see me and they're all like OH HEY HOWS IT GOING? I'm quite surprised but they're not mad at all. They invite me to sit down and watch tv, turns out they decided not to go through with it either. So we all watch tv and decide to recolonize the planet.

Strange dream.

 

[Jimmy1992]

Dreamt that Eva Longoria got her arm stuck in a window while lying down on a table for some reason, and she asked me to help her get out. I told her I couldn't help her despite being 2 feet away from her. The dog walked over, rolled onto her face and smothered her then she violently shook and died.

Massive WTF when I woke up. That was all I could remember of the dream.

This is amazing.

 

[Illinois Nazi]

Last night I was involved in a medieval revolution. I was defending the king and then rounding up the rebels.

The strange part was that it all took place in a shopping centre similar to one near where I grew up.

 

[Dagless]

Last night I was involved in a medieval revolution. I was defending the king and then rounding up the rebels.

The strange part was that it all took place in a shopping centre similar to one near where I grew up.

Perchance did you fall asleep watching Monty Python skits?

 

[Black Diamond]

We're moving house at the moment. We're only going five minutes up the road, but when I was a kid we moved from Brisbane to Melbourne and back again, twice.

I had a dream two nights ago that we were moving to Melbourne again. It was unpleasant because I was anxious again about what I'd be leaving behind and what the future held.

 

[Illinois Nazi]

Perchance did you fall asleep watching Monty Python skits?

Haha, unfortunately not.

 

[NSWCROW]

i think it was all the medication i'm on but dreamt i was jeremy cameron from GWS , was running around all over sydney doing business-shit .

Yep.....that's it....