What dream did you have last night?

[I bleed Blue]

Yeah those dreams about exs can get into your head a bit.

A couple of weeks ago I had a very vidid dream about my ex girlfriend (reference long distance relationships thread) I was asleep next to my current girlfriend at the time. I woke up in a very weird head space...

I never told my current girlfriend this though.


Anyway, I don't usually have violent dreams, but about a week or so ago I had a dream that I got into a tricky situation and ended up killing these two guys. Anyway these guys were in some kind of gang/ organisation, and I knew the rest of them would come after me.

I made way into the bush to camp out for a while but these guys tracked me down. It was in the middle of the night and was really dark and raining. We had this big shoot out and I took a couple down before running out of ammo.

I made a run for it, then tried to hide behind this dip in the ground. These guys found me and beat me down before shooting me in the face. At this point I died but didn't wake up. I was still in the dream but just observing. It was as if I was laying next to my body, or still looking out from my body but was clearly dead. These 4 guys were all standing over me, talking about what to do with my dead body. They ended up in a big argument because one of them wanted to give me a proper burial.

Proper weird dream.

 

[Fitzey]

I hate those dreams that involve going to the toilet.


Dont ask me why.

 

[BotsMaster]

I hate those dreams that involve going to the toilet.


Dont ask me why.

Because it means you're also pissing irl?

 

[Smell The Glove]

Dreamt that I killed Leonard Nimoy while a clown with no penis stood by and watched.

Pretty sure, anyway.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

That Buddy joined Carlton

 

[zimma]

That Buddy joined Carlton

What a horrible nightmare?

 

[Old M8]

Dreamt I was about to have sex last night, but I didn't have a condom on me.

I ask her if she has any and she throws me one. I excitedly tear open the pack and roll it on. But it's a Coles catalogue which is displaying the weeks cereal specials. On my dick.

Confused and embarrassed I assume I must have put it on inside out and she throws me another. I roll it on, and it's another Coles catalogue.

Turns out she's actually just handing me Coles catalogues in the shape of condoms.

She can't stop laughing about it and it's killed my mood, so I start browsing the catalogues and pretending I'm not embarrassed.



Seriously ****in weird dream.

 

[Quivorir]

Wtf...

 

[Kynge of Begrem]

Dreamt I was about to have sex last night, but I didn't have a condom on me.

I ask her if she has any and she throws me one. I excitedly tear open the pack and roll it on. But it's a Coles catalogue which is displaying the weeks cereal specials. On my dick.

Confused and embarrassed I assume I must have put it on inside out and she throws me another. I roll it on, and it's another Coles catalogue.

Turns out she's actually just handing me Coles catalogues.

She can't stop laughing about it and it's killed my mood, so I start browsing the catalogues and pretending I'm not embarrassed.



Seriously ****in weird dream.

 

[Milang_Panthers]

Dreamt I was about to have sex last night, but I didn't have a condom on me.

I ask her if she has any and she throws me one. I excitedly tear open the pack and roll it on. But it's a Coles catalogue which is displaying the weeks cereal specials. On my dick.

Confused and embarrassed I assume I must have put it on inside out and she throws me another. I roll it on, and it's another Coles catalogue.

Turns out she's actually just handing me Coles catalogues in the shape of condoms.

She can't stop laughing about it and it's killed my mood, so I start browsing the catalogues and pretending I'm not embarrassed.



Seriously ****in weird dream.

oh god...

 

[IKnowtheDog]

Dreamt I was about to have sex last night, but I didn't have a condom on me.

I ask her if she has any and she throws me one. I excitedly tear open the pack and roll it on. But it's a Coles catalogue which is displaying the weeks cereal specials. On my dick.

Confused and embarrassed I assume I must have put it on inside out and she throws me another. I roll it on, and it's another Coles catalogue.

Turns out she's actually just handing me Coles catalogues in the shape of condoms.

She can't stop laughing about it and it's killed my mood, so I start browsing the catalogues and pretending I'm not embarrassed.



Seriously ****in weird dream.

 

[wally funk]

I tend to dream a lot about celebrities for some strange reason. Among the dreams I've had over the years, that I can remember:

- being stranded in an apocalyptic nightmare before finding a secret rocketship with Tilda Swinton, Harold Perrineau and Chris Noth
- a boxing title fight between a pre-op transgender Frasier Crane and the zombie Abraham Lincoln. Lincoln won
- Kim Jong-Un and Rod Stewart co-hosting the Academy Awards, where "North Korea" won every award
- making a comedy film about Malibu garbagemen alongside Meat Loaf and Lisa Kudrow
- my family having Trump's family over for tea, and he and my dad fighting over the last lamb chop

 

[Old M8]

People in real life tell me their dreams, and I always nod along and say I can never remember my dreams, even though I actually can, it's just that they're really ****ed up.

 

[Marklar_33]

Goooood. GOOOOOOOD!

- a boxing title fight between a pre-op transgender Frasier Crane and the zombie Abraham Lincoln. Lincoln won

What is wrong with your head that can possibly create that matchup!?!

I tend to dream of being friends with famous people, but they are generally just normal...

 

[Run n Spread]

A group of Wild Pigs attacked me. I don't know if pigs can attack or they can actually do any damage with a bite but these fu**ers were out for blood. Thou they were like the massive pink pigs in a sty on a farm not like in the Qld bush.

 

[wally funk]

What is wrong with your head that can possibly create that matchup!?!

Haha, I have no bloody idea!

 

[raskolnikov]

Last night I dreamed that there was a massive flood and I got washed away. As I was getting washed away there were hundreds of snakes in the water latching themselves on to me.