Mega Thread What really grinds my gears.

[Fat Nyfe]

Lining up to pay for fuel on a busy weekday, running a bit late as usual. 3 or 4 people also in a rush waiting to be served by the only working attendant (because the other till always seems to be f*****, why is that??)

And the stupid ****ing campaigner at the front of the queue has decided now would be the perfect time to tell the only store attendant that their dog Fluffy stubbed his toe on the weekend, or that today will be 30 degrees, but it should cool off a bit to 28 a bit later in the arvo thank goodness, whilst pulling out coins from their purse one by one at a snails pace. GTFO!!

 

[Reginald Perrin]

People who walk on the wrong side of the footpath. We drive on the left and we walk on the left in this country you stupid campaigners.

People who have "hand luggage" so large you need a pack horse to carry then argue with the hostess for 10 minutes why they cant fit it in the overhead locker. pay your $10 baggage fee ffs.

This annoys me too, but please tell me which airline only charges $10 for baggage.

Also, those ****ers who insist on stocking up on trays of Krispy Kremes and then take an eternity to find a "safe" spot in the overhead.

 

[Wiggo4PM]

Lining up to pay for fuel on a busy weekday, running a bit late as usual. 3 or 4 people also in a rush waiting to be served by the only working attendant (because the other till always seems to be f*****, why is that??)

And the stupid ******* campaigner at the front of the queue has decided now would be the perfect time to tell the only store attendant that their dog Fluffy stubbed his toe on the weekend, or that today will be 30 degrees, but it should cool off a bit to 28 a bit later in the arvo thank goodness, whilst pulling out coins from their purse one by one at a snails pace. GTFO!!

Agreed and the reason why i use self service pay at the bowser places now - I wait for no campaigner at these places.

 

[Gongswan]

Campaigners who smoke cigarettes they can GAGF.

Hey, I was smoking cigs when it was the cool thing to do, I gave up drugs and alcohol and robbing banks etc, what more do you want?

 

[Paul Kersey]

What about the football "expert" at your mate's GF BBQ? Stopped going to these functions circa 1999 when a mate's wife thought she was David Parkin, notwithstanding it was likely the first game she'd watched since the 1998 GF.

 

[Paul Kersey]

The "imported" beer list at the restaurant full of locally brewed beers.

 

[Wiggo4PM]

Damian Barrett
http://www.afl.com.au/news/2015-10-16/sliding-doors-trade-week-special

****ing flog

 

[BloodRet]

People who stand on the right side of the escalator. And then even when you storm right up behind them, they still don't get it.

 

[Reginald Perrin]

Damian Barrett
http://www.afl.com.au/news/2015-10-16/sliding-doors-trade-week-special

******* flog

Agreed, but at least it led to me reading the Tex V Kyrgios thing. You just don't hear the term galoot enough these days.

#galoot

 

[Wiggo4PM]

Agreed, but at least it led to me reading the Tex V Kyrgios thing. You just don't hear the term galoot enough these days.

#galoot

You do if you are a tall lumbering goofy mother f****. That is my definition of a "big galoot" growing up, so its clear a lot of people have said that to Tex and he thinks its a valid insult to use on anyone.

 

[Jevy]

D/Hs who spam up your favourite interweb forum with the same repetitive shite...
Squawk.

 

[Wiggo4PM]

D/Hs who spam up your favourite interweb forum with the same repetitive shite...
Squawk.

 

[KardiniaPark]

What about the football "expert" at your mate's GF BBQ? Stopped going to these functions circa 1999 when a mate's wife thought she was David Parkin, notwithstanding it was likely the first game she'd watched since the 1998 GF.

I had a ****ing idiot on 2007 GF day calling them 'Port Stephens' all.****ing.day

 

[Probitas_]

People who stand in front of the conveyor belt when waiting to pick up their luggage at the airport.

Hey bring your whole ****ing family and a trolley as well you dumb pieces of shit. If you don't stand on top of the belt you'll never get your suitcase.

I smash them with my backpack every chance I get and I've never felt bad about it

 

[sikm8]

Glitter.

Whoever invented that shit should be ******* shot. I have two girls and every ******* morning I end up being covered in the shit.

And to the campaigner at work who alway calls me Liberarche when he sees some. Next time I'm going to stab you in the eyes.

http://www.glitterbombyourenemies.com.au

 

[Reginald Perrin]

People who stand in front of the conveyor belt when waiting to pick up their luggage at the airport.

Hey bring your whole ******* family and a trolley as well you dumb pieces of shit. If you don't stand on top of the belt you'll never get your suitcase.

I smash them with my backpack every chance I get and I've never felt bad about it

Oh yeah, this gives me the shits. It's especially bad at Perth domestic. So much ignorance.

 

[KardiniaPark]

Oh yeah, this gives me the shits. It's especially bad at Perth domestic. So much ignorance.

It's arrogance not ignorance I'm sure they are well aware of what they are doing.

 

[Probitas_]

Oh yeah, this gives me the shits. It's especially bad at Perth domestic. So much ignorance.

I can't understand why they do it, are they just completely oblivious to the whole situation or are they so full of themselves they just don't care that they're inconveniencing everyone.

And if I punched them in the back of the head I would be the bad guy, there's no justice.

 

[Probitas_]

It's arrogance not ignorance I'm sure they are well aware of what they are doing.

Like people (Audi drivers, its always Audi drivers) who try and fly up the left hand lane when they ****ing know its coming to an end just so they can get two cars ahead.

I WILL CRASH MY COROLLA INTO YOU I DONT ****ING CARE AND IM NOT MOVING arseh*le

 

[Reginald Perrin]

I can't understand why they do it, are they just completely oblivious to the whole situation or are they so full of themselves they just don't care that they're inconveniencing everyone.

And if I punched them in the back of the head I would be the bad guy, there's no justice.

My wife gets upset when I "mumble" to myself about what stupid, ignorant campaigners they are. Especially the time I still had my headphones on and didn't realise how loud my mumbling was.

 

[Reginald Perrin]

It's arrogance not ignorance I'm sure they are well aware of what they are doing.

I've looked into their eyes and can't see the intelligence required to be arrogant. I'm pretty sure they think the great carousel god will evaporate their luggage if they don't pay homage by being close enough to lick the conveyor belt.

 

[Probitas_]

My wife gets upset when I "mumble" to myself about what stupid, ignorant campaigners they are. Especially the time I still had my headphones on and didn't realise how loud my mumbling was.

I've been told off for the exact same thing many times. Just drilling holes of hate with my eyes into the back of their heads.

 

[JustaBattler]

What happened to sized shirts and pants - now everything is X something - it is like the Chinese definition of fit is - 'YOU fit in or YOU F*** off. Also why can't they make sox for blokes with 13+ sized feet anymore?

 

[Wiggo4PM]

Cam McCarthy having a big ****ing sook


"I don’t really get to come home much - all the Melbourne boys get to fly back every time there’s a weekend off, but I haven’t really had the opportunity because Perth is so far away."

Seriously

 

[Freofalcon]

****heads who deliberately try and cut me off when they see me lane splitting on my motorcycle. I'm on a bike, dickhead. What do you think is going to happen to me if you achieve your goal of hitting me ? I hope that rearview mirror I just punched on the way through is expensive to replace. We lane split to get ahead of the traffic and far away from idiots like you.

Inb4 lane splitting is illegal. It's legal in WA.