Mega Thread What really grinds my gears.

[MIKE85]

All of this. Not much makes me happier than to see these morons slowly getting further and further back in line. Ten lane changes a minute and all you're doing is increasing the risk of every person around you. Surely they can see that it's not getting them anywhere.

It's like when people get onto the freeway, swerve across about 5 lanes to get the outside "fast" lane, then they realise that every other stupid campaigner thinks the same thing, and in the end it becomes even slower than the others. Middle's the way to go!!

 

[Reginald Perrin]

People who dont use indicators when driving.

THEY ARE THERE FOR A REASON YOU DICK FACED **** MUNCHING ****,

Do you live in Tasmania too? Seriously, they shouldn't even bother supplying cars with indicators to Tassie dealerships.

 

[Freofalcon]

****wits who don't clean their knives when using the butter. Who gave you the idea I want your second hand vegemite as a part of my sandwich ?

Also people who steal other people's lunches from the crib room.

Die, you campaigners.

 

[QuietB]

People that crack the shits and drive around you when you are reverse parking - especially those that get on the horn. I am allowed to park my car you useless campaigner

 

[Provost_]

I like turtles

 

[Reginald Perrin]

Cyclists who ride on the road when there's a cycling lane.

Multiple cyclists who ride on the road and don't ride single file.

Cyclists who are stupid enough to ride on the road and complain that I ride too close to them. If I wanted to kill you, you'd be dead, ****wit.

Cyclists.

 

[MIKE85]

*******s who don't clean their knives when using the butter. Who gave you the idea I want your second hand vegemite as a part of my sandwich ?

Also people who steal other people's lunches from the crib room.

Die, you campaigners.

This. So much of this!!! My wife does it all the time!! Makes the kids vegemite, then you go to use the butter, and it's like a f**king orgy of butter and vegemite in there!! I hate the shit, it makes me gag at the smell of it, so to see it marbled throughout the butter is f**king disgusting!! Then the knife goes in the dishwasher, un-rinsed, with a jars worth still on it, just rinse it off first, it takes 2 seconds!! That goes for everything else that goes in there. There isn't a little magical man in there that scrubs the dishes, if they're caked with shit when they go, they aint comin out sparkling clean!!!

I feel like I should maybe be telling her this, instead of posting it on here although I do, and she still doesn't listen!!

 

[Freofalcon]

I feel like I should maybe be telling her this, instead of posting it on here although I do, and she still doesn't listen!!

They never do.

My wife thinks its ok if she forgets something I told her two days ago but cracks it if I can't recall a conversation that supposedly happened 3 years ago.

 

[Spirit Level]

Probably already been said, but if you think it's ok to sit in the right lane and travel 10 km/h under the speed limit, you are a ****ing ******* piece of ****ing campaigner *******

 

[Frankston Rover]

People who use social media as a platform for their political feelings or life choices. There's a reason you're an anonymous no hoper with a shit job and no life. What makes you think anyone is interested what you have to say? If they were you wouldn't be an anonymous no hoper with a shit job and no life.


Golfers who play too slowly. Why do you have to wait for each other? Why can't you line up your putt while your mate has his shot? Why are you filling out the scorecard? Why is your cart left over there when the next hole is in the opposite direction?


I drove into McDonalds the other day. There was one car in front of me. He ordered and moved forward. I ordered a bacon and egg McMuffin meal with a coffee with two sugars. He then drove into the waiting bay while I was told to wait behind him. What the **** are you doing in there? I didn't order 500 muffins or a special request of a bacon and egg McMuffin with no bacon so what's the ****ing hold up? You can't cope with two orders back to back. Harden the **** up, Stefan.

 

[AAACockburn]

People that turn their indicator on when they are on the ****ing corner.
Especially if you are waiting to turn right into a street and the a car in the opposite lane speeds up and then turns left into the same street you want to go.

 

[Probitas_]

I drove into McDonalds the other day. There was one car in front of me. He ordered and moved forward. I ordered a bacon and egg McMuffin meal with a coffee with two sugars. He then drove into the waiting bay while I was told to wait behind him. What the **** are you doing in there? I didn't order 500 muffins or a special request of a bacon and egg McMuffin with no bacon so what's the ******* hold up? You can't cope with two orders back to back. Harden the **** up, Stefan.

The managers have ridiculous kpi's in regards to drive through timers so they cheat by parking you early to lower the average.

 

[Probitas_]

People that turn their indicator on when they are on the ******* corner.
Especially if you are waiting to turn right into a street and the a car in the opposite lane speeds up and then turns left into the same street you want to go.

And also people who put their indicator on hundreds of metres before they turn.

 

[Frankston Rover]

The managers have ridiculous kpi's in regards to drive through timers so they cheat by parking you early to lower the average.

Those cunning bastards...

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

Someone i was talking to about star wars loved the ewoks over chewbacca.

GET ****ED

 

[Probitas_]

People who don't give you a nod or a wave when you let them in are going to burn in hell

 

[QuietB]

I ****ing hate campaigners who don't even acknowledge you, let alone say thankyou, when you hold a door open for them. Selfish stuck up campaigners the lot of them

Next time I am going to pick em up and throw em straight through the door back outside Then piss on them

 

[Red mist]

People who dont go right up to the line at stop lights hence not activating the sensors for a light change. Usually old and dim types and Volvo drivers.

 

[Reginald Perrin]

I ******* hate campaigners who don't even acknowledge you, let alone say thankyou, when you hold a door open for them. Selfish stuck up campaigners the lot of them

Next time I am going to pick em up and throw em straight through the door back outside Then piss on them

Add to that list the campaigners who just file through without taking on the responsibility of holding the door for the next person. Ignorant/arrogant pricks.

 

[Probitas_]

The Bay tells everyone to GAGF

 

[Gongswan]

The 80's were truly a terrible time

The clothes were worse than the 70's, and the hair, my god it was worse than todays footballers, everyone looked like they were in Depeche Mode or Duran Duran

 

[Gongswan]

The Bay tells everyone to GAGF

GAGF

 

[ChappyUK]

Campaigners that don't drag me when I pull up at the lights and rev my engine at them. ****ing selfish.

 

[Red mist]

People who tell you they are starving and you buy them a meal and they proceed to push their food around on the plate and hardly touch it. Feel like pressing their faces in it.

 

[Probitas_]

People who don't (or won't, I don't know whether they are oblivious or just shitty individuals) tuck their chairs in.

Must have had shit parents.