Mega Thread What really grinds my gears.

[MightyHawks86]

The ladies who insist they don't want chips when you're ordering, but then proceed to scavenge them off YOUR plate like a starving seagull.

Heaven forbid you point out they didn't want them, because then they say something like "You KNOW I can't have a serving of chips to myself!" Well, sweetheart, you just f***in did!

Also bull-ants. Can't stand the f***ers.

 

[MIKE85]

Feel like this thread should maybe re-named to "annoying shit women do"

Back on topic. People who order coffee at the servo. Don't hold up the whole f**k line becuase you want a shit petrol station coffee! pay for your fuel, and f**k off.

 

[ChappyUK]

I really hate when Twitter becomes news. It's not ****ing news it's just a random dead shit celebrity having a thought bubble. It is not an event. It is not a tragedy. It is just a post. Just like this one.

 

[MIKE85]

I really hate when Twitter becomes news. It's not ******* news it's just a random dead shit celebrity having a thought bubble. It is not an event. It is not a tragedy. It is just a post. Just like this one.

But how else will I know what Tex Walker things of that tennis dude whose name I can't spell?? Or what Nic Nat had for Lunch?

 

[ChappyUK]

But how else will I know what Tex Walker things of that tennis dude whose name I can't spell?? Or what Nic Nat had for Lunch?

 

[Extortion Threat]

Persistent charity workers at shopping malls. If I'm physically trying to avoid you it might mean I don't want to listen to your guilt trips. I had one of these campaigners physically block my path one time, told him to GAGF.

 

[Packedlunch]

Said it before but that insolent muvvafuggin spoon which sits in the sink just waiting for the tap to be turned on before spraying water at turbo speed throughout the kitchen making me looked like I pissed myself, or at least covering it up, is an absolute shit sandwich.

 

[Probitas_]

When you're at a music festival/club/whatever and women are using the guys toilets.

Yes we know there's a ****ing line in the ladies that's because it's full of ladies, get the **** out, we don't want a queue in here.

 

[Probitas_]

Said it before but that insolent muvvafuggin spoon which sits in the sink just waiting for the tap to be turned on before spraying water at turbo speed throughout the kitchen making me looked like I pissed myself, or at least covering it up, is an absolute shit sandwich.

Ugh. The old sinks at the Belgian beer garden used to do this too, wash your hands, looks like you've pissed yourself.

Raaagggeeeee

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

When you're at a music festival/club/whatever and women are using the guys toilets.

Yes we know there's a ******* line in the ladies that's because it's full of ladies, get the **** out, we don't want a queue in here.

This all the time.

Also people at the footy who cant get players names right and they are the best players.

 

[Packedlunch]

Ugh. The old sinks at the Belgian beer garden used to do this too, wash your hands, looks like you've pissed yourself.

Raaagggeeeee

I've suffered that torment.

Is it acceptable to take your pants off to dry yourself under the hand dryer?

 

[Probitas_]

I've suffered that torment.

Is it acceptable to take your pants off to dry yourself under the hand dryer?

Only if you now want your pants covered in both water and all the shit particles that fly all over the room every time someone uses a hand dryer.

 

[Packedlunch]

Only if you now want your pants covered in both water and all the shit particles that fly all over the room every time someone uses a hand dryer.

2 - Nil to the bloody spoon!

You win again campaigner.

 

[GetDimmaBack]

1. Old ladies in queues.

Especially at the TAB.
Slips the card through, attendant says, " no. 7 is scratched."

"Is it?". Proceeds to open the guide, spends 10 minutes picking no. 15.

Attendant says, "There is no number 15 in that race."
"Isn't there?". Opens the guide again.

And so on.

Meanwhile, 35 people have put bets on at the other window.

2. Old ladies in the Post Office. Time to tell the life story to the sales person.
Enough said.

Actually, dem ladies don't have to be that old, really...


3. You're waiting on a corner for the dude 100 metres down the road to go past.
He/she is doing about 10kph. Gets within 20 metres and puts the blinker on.

Looks at you like, "Why you mad?"

 

[Wiggo4PM]

The ladies who insist they don't want chips when you're ordering, but then proceed to scavenge them off YOUR plate like a starving seagull.

Heaven forbid you point out they didn't want them, because then they say something like "You KNOW I can't have a serving of chips to myself!" Well, sweetheart, you just f***in did!

Also bull-ants. Can't stand the f***ers.

LOL my wife does that on the odd occasion we eat shit food like MacDonalds or hungry jerks. She does it with the drink. She will NEVER EVER drink the drink be it large, med or small. And because she doesnt want one - she will always take most of mine - saying the same shit "you know I cant drink a full one on my own"

So I stopped ordering her the meal deal (which is cheaper as I will always have a lot of soft drink to drink) and make her pay the premium for a burger and some chips. Which by themselves work out as much as a large meal deal sometimes. You know what I am saying.

 

[DEECEE]

People who don't give you a nod or a wave when you let them in are going to burn in hell

Not giving u a thank you wave/nod should void all common and civil laws applicable to that driver. U shld be free to hand out street justice.

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[Probitas_]

Not giving u a thank you wave/nod should void all common and civil laws applicable to that driver. U shld be free to hand out street justice.

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Trolley bar to the face would be an acceptable reaction I reckon.

 

[vjknight]

1. Old ladies in queues.

Especially at the TAB.
Slips the card through, attendant says, " no. 7 is scratched."

"Is it?". Proceeds to open the guide, spends 10 minutes picking no. 15.

Attendant says, "There is no number 15 in that race."
"Isn't there?". Opens the guide again.

And so on.

Meanwhile, 35 people have put bets on at the other window.

good agents tell these old dears to **** off with their $1ew bets.

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

People not taking stickers off hats

Just do it you twats

 

[QuietB]

The ladies who insist they don't want chips when you're ordering, but then proceed to scavenge them off YOUR plate like a starving seagull.

Heaven forbid you point out they didn't want them, because then they say something like "You KNOW I can't have a serving of chips to myself!" Well, sweetheart, you just f***in did!

Also bull-ants. Can't stand the f***ers.

Wow - the ladees. Where do I start

This is a genuine conversation I have regularly;

Wife: What do you want for dinner?
Me: You choose.
Wife (in standard whiney voice): I always choose, why do I have to always choose. You choose. I want you to choose.
Me: ok
Wife: So what do you want?
Me: Chinese.
Wife: NO
Me: Pizza
Wife: NO
Me: Indian
Wife: NO
Me: Then why the **** did you ask me
Wife: no sex for you​

Seriously - what is the point

 

[ChappyUK]

UK check out chicks. They do nothing but scan and give you change. No packing whatso****ingever. They just pull a few bags out and chuck them in the bagging area.

Now only use self service. At least someone talks to me while I bag my shit up.

 

[juice t]

Someone i was talking to about star wars loved the ewoks over chewbacca.

GET stuffed

Instant conversation ender

 

[Stan_Darsh72]

Instant conversation ender

But this girl is good looking and is very nice.

 

[Freofalcon]

Said it before but that insolent muvvafuggin spoon which sits in the sink just waiting for the tap to be turned on before spraying water at turbo speed throughout the kitchen making me looked like I pissed myself, or at least covering it up, is an absolute shit sandwich.

Just make believe it's goo.

 

[Wiggo4PM]

Wow - the ladees. Where do I start

This is a genuine conversation I have regularly;

Wife: What do you want for dinner?
Me: You choose.
Wife (in standard whiney voice): I always choose, why do I have to always choose. You choose. I want you to choose.
Me: ok
Wife: So what do you want?
Me: Chinese.
Wife: NO
Me: Pizza
Wife: NO
Me: Indian
Wife: NO
Me: Then why the **** did you ask me
Wife: no sex for you​

Seriously - what is the point

I can relate, thing is I am a trained chef so when I ask this question its because I really cant be bothered to sit there and think as I dont have any food I really dislike, so I challenge her to inspire me since Ill be cooking any ****ing way...but yeah same conversation as you lol.