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It makes me hardNah Eyes Wide Shut is hard work
No hard work in that
I’ll see myself out....
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It makes me hardNah Eyes Wide Shut is hard work
That's generousBright
Was absolutely hanging out for this because the trailer was excellent, Smith and Edgerton are great actors, and it was such a unique spin on the typical 'cops in LA' movie we're used to.
What a massive letdown.
The first 20 minutes of Bright was brilliant and had me thinking I was in for a really good movie. The lore and world they built was fascinating, and despite the racial overtones being a bit too on the nose, I was really into it.
Then they found the plot device and what came next was a mess. I was hoping for gritty realistic action like the excellent End of Watch but most scenes were too dark, the sound editing was awful at times, characters had strange motivations and overall the plot moved along in a very ordinary way.
Finished the movie with a lot more questions than answers, which I'm sure we'll get in the inevitable sequel.
5/10
Worth watching ? I’m keen to see itDownsizing
Very ordinary first 20-30 minutes but once Christoph Waltz weasels his smarmy face into frame, the movie really comes to life. He has magnificent screen presence, as does Hong Chau whom without the movie wouldn't be nearly as intrinsically successful as it is
Worth watching ? I’m keen to see it
Bright
Was absolutely hanging out for this because the trailer was excellent, Smith and Edgerton are great actors, and it was such a unique spin on the typical 'cops in LA' movie we're used to.
What a massive letdown.
The first 20 minutes of Bright was brilliant and had me thinking I was in for a really good movie. The lore and world they built was fascinating, and despite the racial overtones being a bit too on the nose, I was really into it.
Then they found the plot device and what came next was a mess. I was hoping for gritty realistic action like the excellent End of Watch but most scenes were too dark, the sound editing was awful at times, characters had strange motivations and overall the plot moved along in a very ordinary way.
Finished the movie with a lot more questions than answers, which I'm sure we'll get in the inevitable sequel.
5/10
Blade Runner 2049
There were things to like about the film. The cinematography and style of the sets and props were outstanding. I'm not a Gosling fan, I find his wooden acting a chore to watch but it suited this role to a degree. The story itself was OK and flowed, but the movie is just too bloody long. They could've sliced 45 minutes off that film and still had a terrific movie. 6/10
I thought it quite a visually beautiful film, of course. In that sense it was a really beautiful film.
Sadly I found the storyline meandering, which was astonishing given it was a relatively short film. I'd recommend the film, but purely for it being so visually spectacular. Although people above seem to be mocking the idea of something being nonetheless worthwhile, this is a case where the film's selling point is its style, not its substance.
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The Dark Tower
Idris Alba mumbling incoherently about guns. The worst child actor I've ever seen. Mathew Mcconohuff's worst ever acting performance, although given what a pitiful script it was, I can't see what else he could have done. Literally zero tension in the final scenes.
Halfway through my partner ran out of the room screaming: "This is terrible, make it stop!".
I give it a solid 9/10.
I’m actually struggling to think what will win the oscars this year.
Never heard of it tbh
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz"It's the summer of 1983, and precocious 17-year-old Elio Perlman is spending the days with his family at their 17th-century villa in Lombardy, Italy. He soon meets Oliver, a handsome doctoral student who's working as an intern for Elio's father. Amid the sun-drenched splendor of their surroundings, Elio and Oliver discover the heady beauty of awakening desire over the course of a summer that will alter their lives forever."