Two years ago I goal umpired. At 66 then that was plenty exhausting enough!If the "well" part isn't a requirement I am available. I mean I may only be 174cm, I definitely can't kick, can't really mark either, was an okay runner when I was 16 but am now 32 and definitely not an okay runner anymore and I am built a bit like Lewis Jetta in year one but with a stomach that is slightly less flat.
I could technically play AFL in the same way a shetland pony could technically compete in the Melbourne Cup.