Banter Who will be Better in 2025, Collingwood or Carlton? Part 4

[Corn Cobbers]

Plenty, same as yesterday, start with the first game

Lol, a 32 point drubbing, underdone players still greatly distracted by a flag

Only Daics was doing stuff for the Pies that night

Ridiculous theory

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[Pistol Night]

GPS numbers are insane?? No they aren't lol.

He's a long way off the best runners in the game and defensively he's pretty mediocre.

Mate I’m going to slam my dick repeatedly in the fridge door as I’ll get more satisfaction out of that than trying to have you say anything remotely positive about Daicos. I think I’ll just take the high road and wish you well for 2025

 

[Corn Cobbers]

Mate I’m going to slam my dick repeatedly in the fridge door as I’ll get more satisfaction out of that than trying to have you say anything remotely positive about Daicos. I think I’ll just take the high road and wish you well for 2025

If only Daics could be more like Cerra (whoever HE is)

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[Pistol Night]

If only Daics could be more like Cerra (whoever HE is)

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Even Nicks strengths are shit now apparently. How the **** does he even get a game? Delist

 

[Corn Cobbers]

Even Nicks strengths are shit now apparently. How the **** does he even get a game? Delist

Absolute crab... doesn't run, can't win a hard ball, selfish, and a flog to boot

Only getting a game because of his brother, like David Kernahan

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[Pistol Night]

Absolute crab... doesn't run, can't win a hard ball, selfish, and a flog to boot

Only getting a game because of his brother, like David Kernahan

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Let’s move on. How shit are Mason Coxs glasses? What a stupid tall Horace Grant wannabe flog

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

But really... Nicky does some things very well, his running numbers are in no way elite compared to others though??

 

[Corn Cobbers]

Let’s move on. How shit are Mason Coxs glasses? What a stupid tall Horace Grant wannabe flog

Hard to think of a worse player who has kicked 3 goals in a quarter of a final (twice) and played 129 games for a top side including a flag

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[Pistol Night]

But really... Nicky does some things very well, his running numbers are in no way elite compared to others though??

No doubt you’re right. I’ve witnessed games where he’s absolute blown up taggers to the point they are cooked by the 3rd quarter. Anyway, if it makes you feel better keep hanging shit on him. We’ll make do with his output despite of his weaknesses

 

[Worm4]

Just finished mowing in prep for tomorrow Pistol, the putting green is still a way off but the buffalo is looking great this time of year

Just finished mowing mine. It's tiff tuff. Dont rate the buffalo

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

No doubt you’re right. I’ve witnessed games where he’s absolute blown up taggers to the point they are cooked by the 3rd quarter. Anyway, if it makes you feel better keep hanging shit on him. We’ll make do with his output despite of his weaknesses

Why isn't this reflected on the actual GPS numbers we're given then?

Can you point me to the games Daicos is blowing the rest of the competition away in terms of high speed running, distance covered, pressure acts etc?

A regular dud like Cottrell blows him away in this sort of stuff

 

[Pistol Night]

Righto, **** Collingwood V Carlton. Which campaigner here has the best lawn?

 

[Fadge]

But really... Nicky does some things very well, his running numbers are in no way elite compared to others though??

Whose running numbers are better?

Daicos or Walsh?

 

[Pistol Night]

Why isn't this reflected on the actual GPS numbers we're given then?

Can you point me to the games Daicos is blowing the rest of the competition away in terms of high speed running, distance covered, pressure acts etc?

A regular dud like Cottrell blows him away in this sort of stuff

He doesn’t. Cottrell is actually better than Nick. He just stands outside packs because he’s too scared to get the footy and then jogs around behind everyone. Then gets a cheap handball receive and probably turns it over. It’s actually comical the stance you campaigners take sometimes. Let’s just agree that Nick is shit because it seems to be more important to you that way.

 

[Worm4]

Righto, **** Collingwood V Carlton. Which campaigner here has the best lawn?

My dog loves his lawn

 

[carlton_99]

Clearly we've got bias but i cant ever remember a 21yo kid that's put up performances like him that's copped so much negativity and criticism. No off field issues, respectful to everyone, sublime skills and decision making. All that pales into insignificance to his stat padding and softness, doesn't win any hard balls etc. How good was it watching Will Ashcroft win the Norm this year? I was pumped for him. I cant imagine watching that and looking for all his weaknesses to hang shit on him.

You miss the Sam Walsh rubbish from Kane Cornes?

 

[Pistol Night]

Whose running numbers are better?

Daicos or Walsh?

Stephen Hawking has better running numbers than Nick

 

[Pistol Night]

You miss the Sam Walsh rubbish from Kane Cornes?

Cornes is a shock jock that says shit for reaction. He hasn’t missed us since Houston arrived.

 

[evolved2]

Collingwood in 2025. Not even close, sorry.

 

[Pistol Night]

Collingwood in 2025. Not even close, sorry.

Show us your lawn first flog?

 

[Arr0w]

Righto, **** Collingwood V Carlton. Which campaigner here has the best lawn?

Lawn? Those days are long gone

Best thing I did was sell and buy an apartment

 

[Pistol Night]

Lawn? Those days are long gone

Best thing I did was sell and buy an apartment

I’ve got 2 acres and when you’re married with kids an hour on the ride on with a podcast is like a holiday

 

[evolved2]

Lawn? Those days are long gone

Best thing I did was sell and buy an apartment

I'm jealous. Lawns can go and get ****ed!

 

[evolved2]

I’ve got 2 acres and when you’re married with kids an hour on the ride on with a podcast is like a holiday

Mowing a big lawn is good, but mowing 20m back and front feels like hairs between your teeth.

 

[Pistol Night]

Mowing a big lawn is good, but mowing 20m back and front feels like hairs between your teeth.

Yeah pubes suck