Banter Who will be Better in 2025, Collingwood or Carlton? Part 4

[Fadge]

Didn't realise you kept stats on all golfers professional and amateur. How silly of me to even think that a 6ft 2 / 100 kg 4 days a week golfer could even hit the ball more than 250 metres in any way shape or form .

6 ft 2...

So the answer to my question is 'all humans, including newborns'....

Height and size is barely a factor when it comes the how far a person can hit a golf ball. I mean, there are plenty of 5 ft 9, 70 kg kids smashing it 75 metres past 6 ft 3, 110 kg grown men.

But I still don't believe you were hitting it further than the longest hitters on the USPGA tour 30 years ago. Sorry.

Edit: you've reverted from 'on the fly' to 'in any way, shape or form'. If it isn't 'on the fly' I could believe you.

 

[Arr0w]

Heres a stat - you are genuinely in the top 1 % of Fwits I've encounted in life.
It's killing you that a person is anything but average , house, mortgage , 2 kids, all that rubbish probably more down your profile stat.

I'm wonder what the percentage is of peroxide mullet bus drivers

 

[Worm4]

I'm wonder what the percentage is of peroxide mullet bus drivers

I don't have a fondness for bus drivers they generally have poor hygeine element about them, particularly the ones out near Tullamarine. I avoid at all costs

 

[Worm4]

But I still don't believe you were hitting it further than the longest hitters on the USPGA tour 30 years ago. Sorry.

Edit: you've reverted from 'on the fly' to 'in any way, shape or form'. If it isn't 'on the fly' I could believe you.

I actually didn't write that. Fudgemantics at work again

 

[Fadge]

I actually didn't write that. Fudgemantics at work again

What are you telling us you didn't write?

 

[Worm4]

What are you telling us you didn't write?

Why is this so important to you
Never been good at golf - is that it ?

 

[Fadge]

Why is this so important to you
Never been good at golf - is that it ?

What are you telling us you didn't write?

 

[Arr0w]

I don't have a fondness for bus drivers they generally have poor hygeine element about them, particularly the ones out near Tullamarine. I avoid at all costs

I know a couple out there, you are spot on, disgusting

 

[Pistol Night]

**** the golf. Webster just took a wicket you campaigners. Get amongst it

 

[Fadge]

**** the golf. Webster just took a wicket you campaigners. Get amongst it

Multitasking.

 

[Worm4]

**** the golf. Webster just took a wicket you campaigners. Get amongst it

I'm jumping into my pool that only 14% of households have. Believe it or not

 

[Worm4]

Button mashers gotta love em

 

[Arr0w]

Button mashers gotta love em

Lurking geckos, sad life

 

[Arr0w]

Pies rolling the dice for 2025, might work, or it could get very ugly

 

[South of the Yarra]

I'm jumping into my pool that only 14% of households have. Believe it or not

I believe it is 15% now

 

[South of the Yarra]

Pies rolling the dice for 2025, might work, or it could get very ugly

Never been more confident of a flag

 

[Arr0w]

Never been more confident of a flag

So not only top 4, but definitely a flag?

Bold cotton

 

[Pistol Night]

So not only top 4, but definitely a flag?

Bold cotton

Its nearly like we won one 18 months ago and not when Bill Clinton was still a good husband so have a core that might know what the **** they're doing. Fossilized and all

 

[Cyclops]

Looking forward to another round of anti Collingwood rules and rorts when we win the next few flags.

Imagine if Carlton put as much effort into footy as they do into cheating , rorting and moaning. They might make 4th!

Such a waste of time moaning about it all, they have a tough respected coach who is improving and some wonderful players. I'm looking forward to another vintage Cripps effort, they say Jagga is the real deal, and I bet TDK turns it on in his last games in the navy blue before heading off for team success elsewhere.

 

[Arr0w]

Looking forward to another round of anti Collingwood rules and rorts when we win the next few flags.

Imagine if Carlton put as much effort into footy as they do into cheating , rorting and moaning. They might make 4th!

Such a waste of time moaning about it all, they have a tough respected coach who is improving and some wonderful players. I'm looking forward to another vintage Cripps effort, they say Jagga is the real deal, and I bet TDK turns it on in his last games in the navy blue before heading off for team success elsewhere.

I'm a tad confused about the bolded

Wouldn't get my hopes up if I was you of TDK leaving either

 

[Pistol Night]

wasnt referencing u2 - flog...

button mashers depriving the thread of some sweet Carlton banter - it is a shame really...

U2? **** Bono has lost his edge if that was quoting him.

 

[South of the Yarra]

So not only top 4, but definitely a flag?

Bold cotton

As I said never been more confident of a Collingwood flag

 

[Pistol Night]

ur liker

wakey wakey!

I’m not sure if you’re trolling me or I’m not up with these new hip sayings. Or worn out from a solid day of sinking cans telling my kids I want to adopt Scott Boland as their new brother. All 3 are possible. Happy shitfighting legends.

 

[YeoShuey]

As I said never been more confident of a Collingwood flag

 

[Arr0w]

As I said never been more confident of a Collingwood flag

I think you'll make the bottom half of the 8, from there, who knows