Hawthorn Dawks: 9 premierships, 11 wooden spoons
Essendon Bombers: 16 Premierships, 4 Spoons
6 premierships, before we entered the competion, when the game was just a recreational sport for cricketers to keep fit in the off season.
Take away 2 premierships in the 90's for blatant salary cheating
Hawthorn 9 > Essendon 8.