Certified Legendary Thread Winged Guernsey Petition/Letter - #ReturnTheWings: WINGS RETURNED, PERIL RETURNED - JOB DONE!

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A pair of wings worn since eighty seven
The wings are back but they're naaaavy
It's a chick bodyslam on your GF Parade
It's a train derailment on the only line into the state
And isn't it ironic... don't you think

It's like wiiiiiings on game day
It's a late shipment of wings when you've already paid
It's the peril wings that the club just didn't make
Who would've thought... it figures

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to ditch navy
He packed his suitcase with tripanels and kissed them goodbye
He gave the fans what they wanted, wings at Subi
And as the train crashed he thought
"Well isn't this nice..."
And isn't it ironic... don't you think

It's like wiiiings on game day
It's a junktime goal when you've won the game
It's the peril wings. The club refuses to make
Who would've thought... it figures

Well wings have a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And wings has a funny way of bumming you out
The train fell over and now all the stock is late

A wings pre-order that's gonna be late
A no stock sign at the team store because of that train
It's like ten thousand tripanels when all you need is some wings
It's meeting the wings of my dreams
And then meeting his peril wife
And isn't it ironic...don't you think
A little too ironic...and, yeah, I really do think...

It's like wiiiings on game day
It's a late shipment of wings when you've already paid
It's the last tripanel that you just didn't take
Who would've thought... it figures

Wings has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Wings has a funny, funny way of helping you out
Helping you out
 

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I like big wings and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a wing thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that wings was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that wings you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' tri-panels are the thing
Take the average Eagles fan and ask him that
She gotta pack much wing
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your jumper got the wings? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake those healthy wings!
Wings are back!
 
So it seems it's now officially a competition as to which thread is more wacky. This one, that's now become a song contest about wings or the subway thread that's supposed to be about pre-season. "No football makes WCE supporters go crazy". Can't be stuffed doing a Simpsons meme.
 
So it seems it's now officially a competition as to which thread is more wacky. This one, that's now become a song contest about wings or the subway thread that's supposed to be about pre-season. "No football makes WCE supporters go crazy". Can't be stuffed doing a Simpsons meme.

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My turn...


All the Eagles fans (All the Eagles fans)
All the Eagles fans (All the Eagles fans)
All the Eagles fans (All the Eagles fans)
All the Eagles fans
Now put your hands up

Up in the club, they just woke up
They been doing their own little thing
We been wearin’ the trip, but now they got a grip
Cause another jumper just appeared
They put up a poll, the wings in a stroll
they finally paid us some attention
Cause I cried my tears, for 15 sh*t years
Ya can't be mad at me

Cause we you liked it then you finally put the wings on it
If you liked it then you should've put the wings on it
Don't be mad once you see the new guernsey
If you liked it then you should've put the wings on it

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Dashing through the ground,
In a pair of mighty wings
Over the field we go
Winging all the way.
Big wings on our backs
making spirits high
Oh What fun it is to ride
on Callums shoulders tonight.


Oh mighty wings mighty wings
wings all the way!
Oh what fun
it is to cheer
wear--ing the mighty wings, Hey!
Mighty wings mighty wings
wings all the way!
Oh how good
it is to say
the wings are here to stay!

THE WINGS ARE HERE TO STAY!!!!!
 
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