Would you piss on Melbourne if they were on fire?

[Footy Is The Win]

Honest thread.

^The picture above shows their last premiership, when The Beatles were new.

I thought they were all rich and better than everybody else.

 

[Kick It 2 Me]

Great photo of the sun setting on a charity case. Piss on 'em? Depends on what I drank the night before.

 

[True North]

That photo looks like it's from the same year they last beat us.

I'd put the fire out, I don't want them to have any excuses when the streak hits 10000 days.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

You cared enough to start this fred.
Taylor Adams is making a big deal of the match up, while Goodwin is treating it as just another match.
Fun fact: Collingwood holds the league record for current longest losing streak against Melbourne.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

That photo looks like it's from the same year they last beat us.

I'd put the fire out, I don't want them to have any excuses when the streak hits 10000 days.

16 isn't even the record for the longest winning streak involving our teams.

 

[Lord Rod]

Who'd they beat in the Grand Final that year?

 

[maxmustard]

Your fans literally pissed on our players at Victoria Park once when they were coming off the ground after a win. They were not on fire though so who knows.

 

[True North]

16 isn't even the record for the longest winning streak involving our teams.

Do tell? Other than the streak my memory doesn't extend beyond this morning.

 

[PurpleHeadednob]

Great photo of the sun setting on a charity case. Piss on 'em? Depends on what I drank the night before.

sun isnt setting its reflecting off glass .Oh hang on no its setting

 

[Kick It 2 Me]

Fun fact: Collingwood holds the league record for current longest losing streak against Melbourne.

A streak of three. Just goes to show how crap the Dee's have been the last decade.

 

[vjknight]

Your fans literally pissed on our players at Victoria Park once when they were coming off the ground after a win. They were not on fire though so who knows.

yeah just the once.

 

[Supercoach Bargain]

Only if it was a choice of p-ssing myself or p-ssing on them.

 

[Biffinator]

The only reason why Footy is the Win exists is because his old man - whoever he really was in the legion - mistook Option 2 for Option 3 and the rest is history.

 

[chelseacarlton]

Of course moight,cause I'd shittin' on the pies at the same time!

 

[HairyO]

Who'd they beat in the Grand Final that year?

University.

 

[dees arent rabble]

Time to get double fisted pies

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Do tell? Other than the streak my memory doesn't extend beyond this morning.

Around the same time as that photo was taken. 20 wins in a row.

A streak of three. Just goes to show how crap the Dee's have been the last decade.

or how crap Collingwood have been compared to other teams recently.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Though I do give the OP props for coming up with a more creative thread title than the usual "Hey Meblourne".

 

[The Goon]

Yes I would. But I'd eat asparagus first.

 

[A Cut Above]

OP should direct the question to his own club since most Victorians would much prefer to set themselves on fire than support Collingwood

 

[DrEvil_]

Melburn, get it right, bitch.

 

[The Wrecker]

What is it about Collingwood and piss?

Darren Millane was pissed when he ran into a truck.

Tony Shaw was pissed off when he ran into a tree.

Mick McGuane and Gavin Crosisca are alcoholics/pissheads.

Urine tests last year revealing that half of Collingwood players were on recreational drugs.

 

[captain blood 17]

Pretty hard for them to really burn out in a snowstorm dude. Just sayin'.


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[Blueyboy74]

No I wouldn't but I've had a few leaks on some of the Range Rovers in the MCG car park at half-time ...

 

[Footy Is The Win]

You cared enough to start this fred.
Taylor Adams is making a big deal of the match up, while Goodwin is treating it as just another match.
Fun fact: Collingwood holds the league record for current longest losing streak against Melbourne.

What's that? 2 games