Backfire Zach Merrett tells Effington to GAGF

[Sarcoidevo]

Can go any club except Effington

 

[Kabanna]

Has he actually told them to GAGF? I'm reading St Kilda is preparing their bid to land his services?

I mean the zackah melts will be godly if he actually does leave!

 

[zackah]

Captain and contracted?

Assume the position aints

#getyourjacketsoutforrosa

 

[Chronz]

Aints don't need another midget midfielder running around for them.

 

[zackah]

Had a wee lurk on the respective trade freds and so far Essendon will get 2 firsts, a future first and Rowan Marshall

19

Rowan Marshall

Age

28

Ht

201cm

Wt

105kg

Pos.

Ruck

Career

Season

Last 5

D

15.4

4star

K

8.8

3star

HB

6.6

4star

CL

3.4

5star

HO

20.2

5star

D

12.9

3star

K

9.3

4star

HB

3.6

2star

CL

2.8

4star

HO

17.8

5star

D

10.6

3star

K

5.8

3star

HB

4.8

4star

CL

1.0

3star

HO

7.8

5star

. Meanwhile at the Aints it will be a straight swap Zachy-boy for Steele

**** I love trade season

 

[taurus]

Had a wee lurk on the respective trade freds and so far Essendon will get 2 firsts, a future first and Rowan Marshall. Meanwhile at the Aints it will be a straight swap Zachy-boy for Steele

**** I love trade season

The trade season - War of mutually unrealistic expectations.

 

[Sarcoidevo]

Captain and contracted?

Assume the position aints

#getyourjacketsoutforrosa

Future 3rd rounder and you pay most of his salary or GTFO

 

[zackah]

Future 3rd rounder and you pay most of his salary or GTFO

Max King, 2 firsts and we’ll agree not to give you Leverde too.

 

[Sarcoidevo]

Max King, 2 firsts and we’ll agree not to give you Leverde too.

Merrett with you can paying 49% of his salary + Prespakis and we will give you ..... Future 4th rounder + 2024 Chery Tiggo 8 Pro + Owies & Cerra's left hamstring from Bluescum

And you agree not to give us Laverde

 

[Kabanna]

Max King, 2 firsts and we’ll agree not to give you Leverde too.

You want Max King? He has a habit of telling the middle sticks to GAGF

 

[QuietB]

Saints should have just kept Gresham, got them the same hairdresser and paid them to pretend to be each other for 5 years

 

[frggr]

I'd have thought he'd try and get to a club that plays finals

 

[Sarcoidevo]

I'd have thought he'd try and get to a club that plays finals

Looking to the future

I guess Geelonk could be a consideration though I heard that he would prefer not to live next door to meth factories and bogan hoarders ... so that's WA & SA teams out as well

 

[Purple Suit]

If he wanted to win a final, why would he go to the Saints?

I know he doesn’t want to win a final, he just hates dwarfs.

 

[the avoca drover]

Looking to the future

I guess Geelonk could be a consideration though I heard that he would prefer not to live next door to meth factories and bogan hoarders ... so that's WA & SA teams out as well

There’s nothing like having an old Commodore on blocks in the front yard.
In Geelong it’s known as a “garden feature”.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Aints don't need another midget midfielder running around for them.

 

[Tyler Durden007]

Losing your Captain in a trade can destroy a club.

In '99 our Captain requested a trade to then premiers Norf Melb, and all we got in return was Moondog, and a pick that were used on Corey Enright. Not only that, our coach walked before not being re-appointed.

Full blown disaster for the Cats and thumbs up for Norf

 

[James Colorado]

Aints don't need another midget midfielder running around for them.

It'd confuse his teammates on Mad Monday.

 

[mcgrath_truther]

i heard they're offering him a mint condition '99 ford falcon.

i'd take it, personally

 

[Mofra]

If he wanted to win a final, why would he go to the Saints?

I know he doesn’t want to win a final, he just hates dwarfs.

He signed a contract extension at Essendon.
He clearly doesn't care about finals

 

[NetworkNerd]

https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/st-kildas-godfather-offer-to-poach-essendon-skipper-zach-merrett/news-story/04a3c82f39c124e8737e041a2f6d9fc8

'Godfather offer'

 

[James Colorado]

https://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/st-kildas-godfather-offer-to-poach-essendon-skipper-zach-merrett/news-story/04a3c82f39c124e8737e041a2f6d9fc8

'Godfather offer'

Article mentions that Brendon Goddard is a "big fan". Wonder if a movie deal is being pitched to get him over the line?

 

[TheGoatBaron]

A trade ban incoming for St. Kilda if they land Zac Merrett.

 

[frggr]

Article mentions that Brendon Goddard is a "big fan". Wonder if a movie deal is being pitched to get him over the line?

Watch out pretzels!

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

This is another bluff by SOS to make Essingtin blink and force them to give Zerrett a massive contract extension and stuff up their cap space.