Review Round 20 v Collingwood

[jdeezy]

This is absolute bullshit and yet again he throws players under the bus. We have been good enough to win at least half of those games but have been buggered by his possession happy gameplan, poor selection, inexplicable placings and engendering a culture which excuses losing.

Leave Kenny alone mate he had to work through a week in which a piece of paper hurt his feelings

 

[RossFC]

What the hell has happened to Aliir? He's a shadow of the brick wall, intercept marking machine he was last year.

Drops marks, fumbles ground balls, bad disposal, slow as anything.

One of the biggest drop offs from season to season that I can remember.

I reckon his hand is mangled. Seen pictures of his fingers being taped together, pretty much has 2 fingers and a thumb.

 

[PA88]

Koch would be drooling over those 5 goals in a row. Awesome hey Kochie.

I'm sure McEntee is a good bloke and that's what matters most in football, well at Port.

 

[pastmyprimus]

Ken hasn't taken responsibility for any our losses and he's not going to start now with his job on the line

 

[Del165198]

Lol who the * are these peopleView attachment 1460537

chinese or russian botfarm. organised by someone who wants ken to stay as long as possible.

 

[powermacs]

Love Jase Burgoyne… gonna be a gun - time to play the kids

Amon can finish off at the Maggie’s. Put the kid on the wing.

 

[NoddyHolder]

We’re good enough at being not quite good enough?

It’s f@&king nonsense.

Out of all the teams that aren't good enough we're the nearliest to being good enough. But not good enough for long emough. But we could be good enough if we were good enough for long enough.
I need three more years to get us good enough good enough

 

[Black 18]

We brought him back about a month too early from a serious injury and then acted surprised when he wasn't at his best when he came back.

That's absolute truth.

My son served him at work. Said they had a real good chat and what a nice guy Aliir is. As the conversation was winding up my son asked him about the injury and when he thought he'd be back. Aliir said it was coming along well, hadn't really been running much as yet and was hoping to back in 3 to 4 yet the medical team were saying 5ish.

He played 10 days later.

 

[RossFC]

Ross will give him votes again

I didn't give Marshall votes today.

 

[Football Smith]

What the hell has happened to Aliir? He's a shadow of the brick wall, intercept marking machine he was last year.

Drops marks, fumbles ground balls, bad disposal, slow as anything.

One of the biggest drop offs from season to season that I can remember.

He's been Hinkley'd

 

[tribey]

That's absolute truth.

My son served him at work. Said they had a real good chat and what a nice guy Aliir is. As the conversation was winding up my son asked him about the injury and when he thought he'd be back. Aliir said it was coming along well, hadn't really been running much as yet and was hoping to back in 3 to 4 yet the medical team were saying 5ish.

He played 10 days later.

Grinding one of our premium players to dust because Teflon Topher Davies’ assembled contingency plans consisted of Sam Skinner and

 

[Us against the rest]

I reckon his hand is mangled. Seen pictures of his fingers being taped together, pretty much has 2 fingers and a thumb.

The Hinkley effect reaches far and wide.

 

[Ford Fairlane]

Heard the Fox commentators a few times refer to Mason Cox

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Mason Cox

Age

33

Ht

211cm

Wt

110kg

Pos.

F/R

Career

Season

Last 5

D

8.7

2star

K

5.2

2star

HB

3.5

3star

M

4.0

4star

T

1.6

4star

G

1.2

4star

D

6.0

1star

K

3.0

1star

HB

3.0

2star

M

2.3

2star

T

0.3

1star

G

1.0

4star

D

9.0

3star

K

5.4

2star

HB

3.6

3star

M

2.6

3star

T

2.4

4star

G

1.8

5star

as The Big Texan and Big Tex.

I think we know who will be getting a call from lawyers on Monday.

 

[ROBBBO]

Todd Marshall

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Todd Marshall

Age

26

Ht

198cm

Wt

94kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.0

2star

K

6.4

3star

HB

2.5

2star

M

3.3

3star

T

2.5

4star

G

1.1

4star

D

8.9

2star

K

7.1

3star

HB

1.8

1star

M

3.8

4star

T

3.0

4star

G

1.1

5star

D

9.6

3star

K

5.6

3star

HB

4.0

3star

M

3.0

3star

T

2.4

4star

G

1.6

5star

kicking for goal under pressure in last quarters. Average. Poor

 

[finbarr]

What the hell has happened to Aliir? He's a shadow of the brick wall, intercept marking machine he was last year.

Drops marks, fumbles ground balls, bad disposal, slow as anything.

One of the biggest drop offs from season to season that I can remember.

Aliir is Stickerman.

 

[Portmagpies36]

What the hell has happened to Aliir? He's a shadow of the brick wall, intercept marking machine he was last year.

Drops marks, fumbles ground balls, bad disposal, slow as anything.

One of the biggest drop offs from season to season that I can remember.

Matthew Lobbe ?

 

[Loony Juice]

Greetings All

I'm a bit behind the pace been away visiting. Drove home today. Had the game recording on the Poxtel.

So here we go with Loony Juice's attempt at a review. Probably won't be that good, as I'm sober. Yes, yes I am a kampaigner. And proud of it.

LIKES

Bergman - must keep, overall smart, gutsy and skilled.
Butters - great to see, best game in a while
Finlayson - lacks a little polish at times, but seems to give his all, versatile and he will be good value going forward
Jase 'Junior Junior Burger' Burgoyne - well balanced, smart, gutsy footballer. Lot to like, well done young man.

OPINIONS

I think Ginivan is treated badly overall. He does duck and play for frees, but I believe he is being made an example of and that's not right.
De Goey - good, naturally talented footballer, but probably a grub in reality

DISLIKES

Hinkley - everything, I mean he doesn't even appreciate stickers

UNUSUAL/FUNNY/WEIRD

Towards the end of the second quarter Jonas was streaming back toward the Carringbush goal and his opponent shoved/tripped/knocked him over about 3-5 metres from one of the field umpires, who saw it all quite clearly, merely dodged around the fallen TJ. Nothing to see here folks.

Pretty sure it was in late in the third quarter and the camera panned to the greyhound coaches box, to show a forlorn looking kernel finkley. I jumped up and unleashed a loud, aggro sounding 'pack your bags and get the hell out of here you pathetic fornicating canine kampaigner' at my television.
Unbeknownst to me, at that juncture in time, the lady who lives next door who likes gardening and knows that I do not, was in my front yard as she semi-regularly is, tending to my garden.
Pretty sure she might not be back for a while.

Loony Juice is sober on a Saturday night/Port game day. That's just wrong.

 

[Ningo]

Loved your tweets too. Keep them coming.

Not my twitter, but happy to see them make social

 

[Loony Juice]

Lol who the * are these peopleView attachment 1460537

That is Karen

From Kamperdown

 

[Ningo]

Time to clear the mechanism

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[PJ Power]

Not my twitter, but happy to see them make social

Someone - Scott, “thunderpower” - is thriving off your clever work. Good to see them getting wider exposure and a few likes.

 

[RossFC]

I’m surprised Finlayson hasn’t been tried as a key defender who also rucks in the back 50.

 

[longdonkey]

So we played one extra at the contest all day to win clearances by 8 and every time we go forward they have an extra behind the ball.

Of course they take plenty of marks in defence.

Only changes with 5 minutes to go.

Hinkley you are the AFL's Forrest Gump.

 

[longdonkey]

oh yeah I haven't said my Sack Hinkley's

Please Lord do what you know is right - Sack Hinkley

 

[Jack Grange]

I’m surprised Finlayson hasn’t been tried as a key defender who also rucks in the back 50.

Good idea although requires a coach with initiative and a feel for the game.