Banter TRTT Part 14: 2022 Goodbye (To 2023)

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SPA UPDATE

...ok so compliance is ******* ridiculous. So bad that its threatening to derail the whole thing. A radical third option is now a thing.

Option 1) fence the spa with all its associated safety buffer zones, radically reducing pergola space and being super janky as the fencing has to envelop some window ledges which are "climbable objects"

Option 2) simply put the spa on a plinth of 30cm to make it 1.2m high, thus voiding the need for a fence BUT still need to fence the stairs up to it. Plinth would look ugly as s**t.

Option 3) go hard and get a swim spa that has a 1.3m high cabinet, needing no fence for anything but the stairs and no plinth. More expensive, takes up more space but awesome.
Just annex your neighbour's backyard.
 

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This is essentially the Feelup reno thread.

The builder reckoned it was gonna cost $100k to redo my gold plated bathroom what an absolute rip, how am I gonna afford the tennis court and indoor gym when I've gotta build an enclosure around me jacuzzi? Soon there won't be any space to park the Koenigsegg
 
When the blinds go down at the old hinkley place... Look out 😳
Speaking of this...the guy who came round to quote for blinds on the new.pergola said he had a job recently for a 60 year old bloke who just straight up said "i use the spa naked, will these outdoor blinds provide privacy"

It was totally Ken.
 
Speaking of this...the guy who came round to quote for blinds on the new.pergola said he had a job recently for a 60 year old bloke who just straight up said "i use the spa naked, will these outdoor blinds provide privacy"

It was totally Ken.
Who the **** uses the spa with clothes on?
 
Speaking of this...the guy who came round to quote for blinds on the new.pergola said he had a job recently for a 60 year old bloke who just straight up said "i use the spa naked, will these outdoor blinds provide privacy"

It was totally Ken.

How are you supposed to position your taint properly over the spa jet if you're wearing boardshorts?
 
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