Autopsy The famous 2024 Whipping Boy Thread

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obviously we're simulating playing like crap.....
It's a ****ing disaster.

I can't believe we traded away what looks certain to be a top 5 pick for an Oompa Loompa. Sack Wright.

McRae sticking with that shitty patch of grass defending defence that let us down so horribly last year, against Hawthorn. Sack him.

This is ****ed.
 
It's a ******* disaster.

I can't believe we traded away what looks certain to be a top 5 pick for an Oompa Loompa. Sack Wright.

McRae sticking with that shitty patch of grass defending defence that let us down so horribly last year, against Hawthorn. Sack him.

This is ****ed.

we have to calm down, remember its a simulation....

like a fake porno movie....its looks like they're doing it but its all an illusion
 
i've got a few things to do today or i'd go through the 20 odd players who were crap...

I could say a few positive things about the one or two players who showed up, but that's not how we do things here...
 
i've got a few things to do today or i'd go through the 20 odd players who were crap...

I could say a few positive things about the one or two players who showed up, but that's not how we do things here...
I blame all of them. Sheezel had the ball on a string and no one belted him. We've been saying it all decade, but where's the ****ing mongrel?
 
I think we we need to get in the ear of Joel SMITH before the season starts, we need an injection, I mean improvement in performance and quick smart. Surely Jetta still has his number

you're too optimistic stormie.....how could these useless doggie doos improve?
 
I’ve got my own personal whipping boy in Reef. He’s a whipping boy because he threatens my golden boy AJ and I can’t have that. I know I won’t get support for it as a prominent bf poster has Reef as the next coming of the lord Jesus himself. I’m prepared to stick by my guns up until I totally abandon them and cave to peer pressure.

AJ the god.
 
I’ve got my own personal whipping boy in Reef. He’s a whipping boy because he threatens my golden boy AJ and I can’t have that. I know I won’t get support for it as a prominent bf poster has Reef as the next coming of the lord Jesus himself. I’m prepared to stick by my guns up until I totally abandon them and cave to peer pressure.

AJ the god.

You have no worries. Feef is crap....but the AJ is a wimp...
 

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Whats with resting McRae? Is he going to do a hammy on the sidelines? Half arsed disgraceful s**t from the Pies.

No use trying to sell any drinks other than bathwater at the AIA centre. They're downing it by the gallon.

Whinge whine complain. Did you even go today? Well I did, for 1.5 quarters, until the sun beating down on the brown windswept fields of the AIA Centre got the better of me and I ran away. That plus North looking better than us.

McRae doesn’t need to be there, just like Wright. We’re trialling a virtual coach, just as we’re trialling a virtual head of football. Their roles can be done remotely - obviously - so don’t expect to see Fly at any games. You have unrealistic expectations.
 
I'm tipping it's going to be joey Richards. I think he actually has a bit to offer but he just has that thing about him

I still have no idea what the guy looks like, manicy. He seems to have a cloak of invisibility. I think he's going to quietly escorted to the front door at the end of the season and put on a bus back those backwoods that he came from.
 
I still have no idea what the guy looks like, manicy. He seems to have a cloak of invisibility. I think he's going to quietly escorted to the front door at the end of the season and put on a bus back those backwoods that he came from.
He's not much to look at and you're probably right. He looked good towards the end of the season. Who knows
 
Whinge whine complain. Did you even go today? Well I did, for 1.5 quarters, until the sun beating down on the brown windswept fields of the AIA Centre got the better of me and I ran away. That plus North looking better than us.

McRae doesn’t need to be there, just like Wright. We’re trialling a virtual coach, just as we’re trialling a virtual head of football. Their roles can be done remotely - obviously - so don’t expect to see Fly at any games. You have unrealistic expectations.
The coach didn't show up. The captain didn't show up. Most of the players didn't show up and the ones that did didn't show up.

But you showed up. Are you an idiot?
 
I'm tipping it's going to be joey Richards. I think he actually has a bit to offer but he just has that thing about him
You watch Richards and Sullivan, who both took a long time to be recruited and it really warms your heart.

As a country, were just so nice to these useless work for the dole blokes.

Do we get some extra cap space are some incentive from the government to take on these blokes?
 
He's not much to look at and you're probably right. He looked good towards the end of the season. Who knows

you're an optimist.... i doubt that he gets a game before he leaves....i cant think of a situation where the team would need to fill the role of an invisible man
 
I'm tipping it's going to be joey Richards. I think he actually has a bit to offer but he just has that thing about him
His strength is in goal assists. Led the VFL last season.

But apart from that, his eleven touch, 1.1 performances in in the VFL are meh plays. Might be leaving with the scars of a cat on his back as he is not renewed.
 
Which team last "won" the wooden spoon after winning the flag in the previous year? Asking for a friend.

Fitzroy won the premiership and the wooden spoon in the same season.....1916. It's going to be hard to replicate that feat but I think the boys might have it in them....at least half of it
 

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