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[Topkent]

Who would they choose though? The plastic franchise, the Shemons, the Injectors, the filth, the scum, the cheats, the COLA cheats…

We so should have called our AFLW team the shemons

 

[Bluelegs]

Who would they choose though? The plastic franchise, the Shemons, the Injectors, the filth, the scum, the cheats, the COLA cheats…

The Port board seems like a much more mild mannered place by comparison.

 

[stEdy]

I watched the Dees Tigs game at the pub and in the 3rd Q this bloke kinda drunkenly leans over thinking I was a Tigers supporter for some reason (I was even wearing Dees merch) and starts talking about how the league is "corrupt". He was such a stereotypical Tiges nuff I was in awe. He said Nathan Broad

35

Nathan Broad

Age

31

Ht

192cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.7

3star

K

7.3

3star

HB

4.3

3star

M

3.6

4star

T

2.0

4star

MG

192.9

3star

D

12.3

3star

K

8.3

3star

HB

4.0

3star

M

4.1

4star

T

1.0

2star

MG

192.9

3star

D

12.8

4star

K

8.4

4star

HB

4.4

4star

M

3.2

4star

T

2.0

4star

was one of the best full backs in the league and was on $1m a year amongst other bizarre things. Smelt heavily of rum. 10/10

 

[Bluelegs]

Would love to see if the Richmond board was this unhinged before their flags or whether the premierships have done untold damage to their psyche.

 

[schmuttt]

or whether the premierships have done untold damage to their psyche.

Sounds familiar

 

[Scythe94]

Would love to see if the Richmond board was this unhinged before their flags or whether the premierships have done untold damage to their psyche.

It was always unhinged, yet they used to have a better sense of humour. Some of the banter threads were elite

 

[Proper Gander]

Would love to see if the Richmond board was this unhinged before their flags or whether the premierships have done untold damage to their psyche.

Both.

 

[Headless]

It’s not just the umpiring. It’s the Brandon Ellis

4

Brandon Ellis

Age

31

Ht

181cm

Wt

81kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

21.7

5star

K

12.6

5star

HB

9.0

5star

M

5.3

5star

T

2.4

4star

CL

1.4

4star

D

18.4

4star

K

12.9

5star

HB

5.6

3star

M

4.7

4star

T

2.3

3star

CL

1.4

4star

D

15.0

4star

K

7.8

3star

HB

7.2

5star

M

3.4

4star

T

2.2

4star

CL

1.0

3star

compo pick, rule changes, failure to acknowledge our flag at the draft meeting that year, s**t draw, criticism of our hub behaviour and AFLW knock back. All confirm the CFL hate us. Benny hiding under his desk instead of going into bat as is his job

 

[Proper Gander]

Confirmed CFL hate right there

Edit: I had to read that post twice. So much to unpack

 

[Headless]

What even is the draft meeting?

 

[Bluelegs]

What were the rule changes around Brandon Ellis

4

Brandon Ellis

Age

31

Ht

181cm

Wt

81kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

21.7

5star

K

12.6

5star

HB

9.0

5star

M

5.3

5star

T

2.4

4star

CL

1.4

4star

D

18.4

4star

K

12.9

5star

HB

5.6

3star

M

4.7

4star

T

2.3

3star

CL

1.4

4star

D

15.0

4star

K

7.8

3star

HB

7.2

5star

M

3.4

4star

T

2.2

4star

CL

1.0

3star

's compo pick?

 

[Headless]

What were the rule changes around Brandon Ellis's compo pick?

UPDATE: Frustrated Tigers fume after Ellis compo pick shock

Tigers CEO takes to Twitter to make public the club's frustration over free agency compensation

www.afl.com.au

Contract etc. resulted in a second rounder, but Richmond really wanted a first rounder because a first rounder is better than a second rounder.

 

[Topkent]

UPDATE: Frustrated Tigers fume after Ellis compo pick shock

Tigers CEO takes to Twitter to make public the club's frustration over free agency compensation

www.afl.com.au

Contract etc. resulted in a second rounder, but Richmond really wanted a first rounder because a first rounder is better than a second rounder.

Explain

 

[Headless]

Explain

First rounders can be exchanged for goods and services.

 

[Headless]

(I actually didn't remember the Ellis thing at all, but sounds like the deal fell just short of what was required to trigger first round compensation, and Richmond wasn't happy about it.)

 

[Topkent]

Well played I was hoping you'd use that Simpsons joke

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Ellis isn't worth a first, corrupt football league got that spot on.

 

[Bluelegs]

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First rounders can be exchanged for goods and services.

First rounders can buy lots of peanuts!

 

[Topkent]

Now Headless can I sell you some rock insurance that keeps away tigers

 

[Headless]

Now Headless can I sell you some rock insurance that keeps away tigers

Topkent: But I don't see any Tiger corruption around here, do you?
Headless, wearing a Richmond scarf: Topkent, I'd like to buy your rock.

 

[Demon Attack]

CFL is gold

 

[mrmonkey]

Richmond aren't even playing tonight. This is from the Geelong game day thread.

I come in peace this what happens when you bag the umpires Richmond has copped it past 8 years and it’s been on the back of Neil Balme bagging the umpires during our pre season years ago they visit every club every pre season and apparently he went on a 20 min rant at the umps and since then we get nothing now your coach has bagged them the same thing might happen to you guys it proves how corrupt the afl is when someone speaks up

 

[Proper Gander]

Richmond aren't even playing tonight. This is from the Geelong game day thread.

I come in peace this what happens when you bag the umpires Richmond has copped it past 8 years and it’s been on the back of Neil Balme bagging the umpires during our pre season years ago they visit every club every pre season and apparently he went on a 20 min rant at the umps and since then we get nothing now your coach has bagged them the same thing might happen to you guys it proves how corrupt the afl is when someone speaks up

Thank you. Thank you.

Pure gold

 

[The Dr]

Richmond aren't even playing tonight. This is from the Geelong game day thread.

I come in peace this what happens when you bag the umpires Richmond has copped it past 8 years and it’s been on the back of Neil Balme bagging the umpires during our pre season years ago they visit every club every pre season and apparently he went on a 20 min rant at the umps and since then we get nothing now your coach has bagged them the same thing might happen to you guys it proves how corrupt the afl is when someone speaks up

Haha staggering


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[Demon Attack]

Bloody CFL