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Who voted for Norf gun Luke Parker? You've made a powerful enemy.

Another recruiting masterstroke by yours truly. What's Gary Rohan up to?

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Except that we are around their level, just as Collingwood were on our level in 2021 and he only kicked 8 total goals against WC.

I was unaware that giving West Coast the player who kicked the winning goal against you in the Grand Final was something to brag about. I do recall you bragging about Nick Daicos being the #1 pick in the draft and disappearing after the shame of seeing him slide to number 3.

I leaked to the media that he didn't want to leave Victoria. So it'll still work out for us and it's Curtins for West Coast. How did swapping picks with them so they could pick Dom Sheed work out for you?

So did Taylor Walker. Congratulations Nick Larkey Moral Coleman Medallist

Western Bulldogs for giving me Harley Reid on a silver platter.

Cody Weightman for flopping and missing 2 easy shots at goal

Collingwood for losing to the mighty Kangaroos and for folding because they are bad at netball.

I'm sorry Mr Ratten. It won't happen again. No, Mr Clarkson.......what are you doing with that chair?......ycjduusdgi

I'm far too busy managing our list to worry about making an alternate account.

Sounds like you're still bitter about giving up Longmire and Carey.

3 votes DanWA 2 votes Percel 1 vote Dan

Jokes on you. Clarko found one while going through the Schwab's hard rubbish pile. Score! Now we only need to raise enough money for some markers and an eraser.

He threatened to publicly release pictures of my penis if I ever delisted him.

I'm sure you remember your 4peat fondly 👍

I think you still haven't gotten over 1977. Three first rounders for a player who was dropped from the bottom team. And we're not paying any of his salary. Shrewd trading.

Do you know if the Bulldogs are currently hiring? I slept in a dump last night. Was woken up early this morning by Clarko who then told me to leave the premises.

Hi Mofra ! 👋 Prince M'fufu Kwambe was a Category B rookie and cost us nothing. In fact, he agreed to donate his vast fortune to the club in exchange for a spot on the list and my credit card details.

Hello everyone, By now you've heard the sad news. Around 3 weeks ago I decided to join in the Great Resignation movement. I was offered a less stressful position and I actually get paid for this job. I scored a cushy job transporting white goods between St Kilda and Perth. It's been a pleasure...

Mr OutKast, I'm sorry, but I am for real. Marty's Whore is a Premiership player - as well as Big Ben, Magic Door and the sperm of Mark Brayshaw and Paul Spargo. I helped build that list. Enjoy your delicious doorstop.

Mr OutKast, Despite that, we still rated Marty's Whore higher than a cooked Robbie Tarrant. Thanks for John Coleman's and Corey Jones's illegitimate son. Pictured is the trade process with Tuggers Recruiter: Roses really smell like poo poo poo.

Thats what Geelong said about Shaun Higgins.

Mr Pickett, Please stop stalking and filming me. The police will be notified.

I for one welcome our new female overlord. Nice try, Ben. I know this is your Bigfooty account. You still mad?

I will not spoon with you either. I don't swing that way (NTTAWWT, Norf are an inclusive club). You'd have better luck with your Hawthorn brethren. A 48% success rate. Good luck.

Not to worry, I knitted him a jumper from a bunch of recycled Hawthorn 1 year member scarves I found lying around outside the Salvos. And tell Mr Kennett that for the last time.....no, we will not merge with you. I've stopped taking his calls.

Picked another GOAT(er). I won this years draft!

I gave Ricky Nixon a few grams to stay up all night and personally sign those jumpers, which had to be factored into the price. $500 is a steal, considering the jumpers future value when Horny Fracas becomes a Premiership Captain.