I know many punters out here have your favorite and most annoying commentators while watching the cricket.
Hands down for me the worst is The Little Brown Gnome Justin Langer. watching paint dry would be more entertaining. Such a flow of gibberish and verbal diarrhea from the moment he steps...
Injury report from the Indian Physio team just in. Virat Kolhi will be able to bat after sustaining a low grade slap on the wrist with a feather from the IOC match review committee after stumps on day 1. He underwent multiple ice sessions and has been declared fit 😎
On the first day of Christmas, my true loves Clarko and Todd promised to us in 2025
Three veterans across 3 lines.
A gun #2 who will be rising to be a star.
A Whitlock box of chocolates Forrest would be proud of.
A blonde surfy dude named Urquart who won’t shirk it.
A son of a gun who will...
Not sure what we are expecting for someone taken #56 in that highly compromised 2020 draft. He was given 18 games this year for an overall tally of 40.
The coaches did the right thing with a 1 year extension. At 22 he has taken a little longer to develop. If Clarko, Barlow and Co can’t get the...
Cripps is currently $1.00002 to win again. He just needs to take the field for 16 games and will poll 47 votes……..Harry McKay will kick 15 goals in one game to “steal” the 3 votes off him 😎
The competition backs are hoping we don’t retain her. She really is a massive weapon not only in hitting the score board, but tackling with purpose. She is in every sense of the word a power forward. The kicking action is as crooked as Dan Andrews, but the result is a very accurate kick.
Let’s start keeping the Receipts - here is #1 courtesy of ESPN for their 2025 prediction. We add it to Damo, Caro and Kano’s. Clarko should pin these to all the lockers each month for every player, coach and support staff at the club...
I have no doubt with only a 1 year extension the coaches have been crystal clear on the 2025 expectations. It really is a make or break year for Elvis. I say that par is 18 games and 15 goals among with any crazy shite he does to contribute to a win.
I think the umpires at the end of the game (7 incl boundaries) do a private 3-2-1 and then they tally up the top 3. If there is a tie, then most 3’s gets the nod, most 2’s and so on.
If they can’t get a simple basic exercise like this correct, then hand it off to Blind Freddy who would do a...
Need to see young Arch take a few more scalps this year starting with Bobby Hill and that very Smack-able Cody “Flopper” Weightman. Might as well throw in those Hawk Divers Wee Wizard and Ginnivan while we are at it.
The defense hopefully should not under as much pressure this year. If the...
Like ScoMo sitting behind Malcolm Turnbull and supporting him and not wanting the top job?
Only difference is that one of them has a sickening desire wanting to be loved by the public who never did, and the other wears a #3 on his back 😎
2026 for me. Jy this year with Parker or Daniel as...
I am hoping as part of the grand strategy that we nail that small forward plan in 2025. Can from the group below we see a form lift like we had with X/Archer/Chom this year. Paul Curtis needs a partner in crime up there if we are to pass 3 wins. Some one who is going to feast on the scraps that...
skating next to him on the same pond is Fisher and Stephens.
This list is so much better to look at than this time last year. People screaming to play Sellers (poor fella) and expecting chocolates from Pink and Biggy, when only boiled lollies were on offer. Pink has at least made it to the 2025...
The Invincible’s
Coach Crock and his crew laid out the grand plan.
Hard work and belief from the Shinboner clan.
Lead by the mighty and miserly ministry of defense.
Ferg, Wrighty, Bressy and Birch put up a fence.
Only one goal conceded in the biggest game of all.
They tackled and harassed...
Picture of Kelli. Worst AFL commentator going around and an even worse judge to have selected Brisbane to win. They kicked 1 goal for the match, that was the result of some rare ill discipline for a down field free. Please ban her from the commentary box next year!!
Caro is just a grizzled old battle axe who never has anything nice to say about the club. Can’t believe she is still on TV. Time for her to hang up that vindictive pen of hers.
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