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Sorry guys - I had to get my aged father to the game where we only found at the end that he did not have a Miko card. The fugly - Clayton Oliver. He's just going at the moment. He looks nothing like the player who so dominated the AFL. Things are not going his way on the field either - little...

Friends, share your thoughts after this debacle. Lions by plenty, say, 87 points.

Friends, welcome to the Place of the Skull where 2021 is but a dim memory and being beaten up by Norf is the least of our troubles. Norf by2 26 points - but the end is not yet. Share your trauma after the game!

God help us if Collingwood had no injuries. They are still going to beat us by 27 points. thanks also to the Weideman family for costing us at least two premierships - 1958 and the National Draft. Share your misery after the game

Friends comment after the game. Freo by 40 points

Friends, the Aints are the Joe Dirts of the league but over the past twenty years, we have struggled against them. today will be no different. Aints by 5 points in another Dross Lyin' Special

Friends and Brothers, please share your thoughts after the game. Eagles by 21 points.

God I loathe the Handbaggers. What a shame that they'll trounce us tonight by 11 points.

Two goals deep into Q2 - the augurs are pensive and so am I. Tigers by 17 points!

Sorry guys, I am getting old, I just forgot. Thanks for your concern. Boot Hill aint got my bonets. Transmissin has resumed

Friends, VB is ditch-water compared with West Horsham's nectar of the gods . . . . West End Lager. I will be keenly watch this debacle (Crows by 10 points) to determine the WH bogans are more inbred than their Port counterparts.

Caleb reminds me of the young Chris Judd. Power in his legs will come.

My dear friends, that is a victory for the ages. The day will come when we are back to being thumped again - this is a golden age for us!

Friends, in this town with neither cranes and nor teeth, I predictthat Port West Horsham, spearleaded by that latter-day goliath Charlie Dixon, will defeat our boys by four points

For the good times, everyone should look up into the sky and mutter the immortal word "NORF" Did we ever find out who coined this immortal word?

Friends, nothing will ever expiate the pain of 87 and 88 for us older guys. Share your thoughts after the game. Orks by 17 points

The Good - when Bevo does it tough in the after-match press conference. Mandatory watching! Westernfail Dogs - it is time to slay the sacred cow!

Friends I have always hated Bevo, even when he wore the Red and the Blue and paraded around in that loathsome Jack of Diamonds mullet. Please share your thoughts after the game - Western Faildogs by 15 points

Dont you just hate that shitty little ground - the SCG? Swans by 10 points. Share your angst after the game - and it is good to be back!

I will always love Clayton and his Fist of God goal.

Until I die, I will love Clayton Oliver and his Fist of God goal. I much rather that he be afflicted with the Attention deficit disorder stuff - rather than the temptation that pre-dated his arrival.

Zorko

I met Ron once in the Demons shop under the MCG. I was accompanied by my two kids, one of whom shook his hand - and RDB urged to do it a second time with a firmer grip. We were alone. I got him to sign the famous photo from 57 where he is being tackled by Bob Sutter. I should have asked him if...

“I’m Melbourne and always will be … it runs through my veins,” Barassi said recently.

My friends. We should have got rid of BBB at the end of 2022 - and Tom McDonald after the grandfinal where his contribution was modest. In their place, I would have brought back Jesse Hogan from Freo for a packet of chips. For the most part, JH had a great track record with us. IN his...

Friends, the Battle of Châlons is one of the bloodiest battles to have occurred towards the end of the Western half of the Roman Empire. It pitted Aetius, the last of the great Roman generals, against Attila the Hun and his minions. The battle was so bloody, it is said that the spirits of both...

Beset with doubt, i consulted the augurs. In haughty tones, they told me that there is nothing new under the sun, For example, in the year of grace 378, the legions of Rome were vanquished at Adrianople by a Gothic incursion. The Emperor himself fell in battle. His body was never recovered. Nor...

I dont care if we win by 186 points. I dont care if we lost by a similar margin. I dont care if BF kicks over 18 goals. I JUST WANT NO INJURIES !!!! Please share your thoughts after the game! Swans by 9 points

They haunt me yet in my dreams and nightmares alike: Hudson, Scott, Hendrie, Crimmins, Moncrief, Michael Byrne, Dermie, Dunstall, Ayres, Buckenara and Crawford, accompanied by their legions of late. To attend a match at VFL Park was to lose to the Wee and Poo. We beat them in 1971 - the next...

The augurs are pensive. So too the Legion – it’s restless. An Evil long thought extinct or emasculated down to bone has risen from Hell – to the acclaim of Big Jack and Big Dick Pratt (who are domiciled in that fiery domain with red-hot pokers up their clackers). Accompanied by thousands of...