Official Team Thread 🐍 Ophidian Old Boys FFC S34 🐍 Serpens iratus est in braccas 🐍

[TRUMAN#1]

Actually, this raises a good point. What's our team's stance on the use of the Oxford comma?

The new nerds

 

[MC Bad Genius]

The new nerds

Ruck off.

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Remember that, The Jesus.

I actually thought Yakker had an uncle called Jack...

imagine my surprise

 

[Tigerturbulance]

FESTIVE SEASON – OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS COLLEGE CLOSURE DATES​

Ophidian Old Boys College would like to wish you a safe and enjoyable pre-qooty season. Our offices will be closed from 23 December 2021 till 04 January 2022. For urgent matters during office closure dates – PM Ned Flanders and he may return your message, although probably not.​

Ophidian Old Boys College Holidays Frequently Asked Questions​

Who determines OOB holiday schedule? The chancellor approves the OOB College holiday schedule based on input from Human Resources, Facilities and the Division of Academic and Student Affairs. Human Resources typically drafts various options for consideration.​

Will some departments be open on days that are designated as holidays and closings? Yes, some departments have essential work that must be done no matter what (e.g. Old Boy’s larder to ensure it is always fully stocked etc.).​

What if I want to join the Ophidian Old Boys FFC when you are closed? If you wish to submit your S34 application, please contact the Director of Admissions and he will be in contact with you in the new year.​

Questions concerning the college holiday calendar should be directed to the office of the Chancellor.​

 

[nahnah]

Is this bid going be a rebrand of the furies or replace them entirely?

 

[Brenton Davy]

Is this bid going be a rebrand of the furies or replace them entirely?

Furies who think they’re too good for dumpsters…

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Furies who think they’re too good for dumpsters…

shhhh stalker puppy

im on holidays now, i dont have time to swat you away

 

[Pugsley]

shhhh stalker puppy

im on holidays now, i dont have time to swat you away

I find this works

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

I find this works


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Like your record in Pug Puppy school?

Am pretty sure the OOBs have a charity that funds remedial training for pedigreed Pugs.

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

Like your record in Pug Puppy school?

Am pretty sure the OOBs have a charity that funds remedial training for pedigreed Pugs.

Only hunting dogs and poodles allowed on campus.

 

[Pugsley]

Like your record in Pug Puppy school?

Am pretty sure the OOBs have a charity that funds remedial training for pedigreed Pugs.

They need more than that

 

[Bonz]

Oh and importantly for the 90's kids.

Pokemon is not banned at Ophidian.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Oh and importantly for the 90's kids.

Pokemon is not banned at Ophidian.

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This was NOT a unanimous decision!

 

[Bonz]

This was NOT a unanimous decision!

No it was an executive decision.

Tigerturbulance was won over.

 

[Wosh]

‘This is the place where the Sweet FA qooty elite can escape the strains of life and relax well out of sight of the unwashed riff-raff roaming the sweet streets.’

Hey Ned_Flanders what are you gonna do when Mobbs turns up to your fancy clubhouse soirees with a sixpack of this, and he punches out the first person who says "good evening, Sir" to him?

 

[Ned_Flanders]

This is the place where the Sweet FA qooty elite can escape the strains of life and relax well out of sight of the unwashed riff-raff roaming the sweet streets.

Hey Ned_Flanders what are you gonna do when Mobbs turns up to your fancy clubhouse soirees with a sixpack of this, and he punches out the first person who says "good evening, Sir" to him?

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This is why your husband is a WONDER

 

[Wosh]

This is why your husband is a WONDER

Nice melt

 

[Mobbs]

‘This is the place where the Sweet FA qooty elite can escape the strains of life and relax well out of sight of the unwashed riff-raff roaming the sweet streets.’

Hey Ned_Flanders what are you gonna do when Mobbs turns up to your fancy clubhouse soirees with a sixpack of this, and he punches out the first person who says "good evening, Sir" to him?

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And somehow "six-pack "isn't the lower brow reference?

 

[MC Bad Genius]

‘This is the place where the Sweet FA qooty elite can escape the strains of life and relax well out of sight of the unwashed riff-raff roaming the sweet streets.’

Hey Ned_Flanders what are you gonna do when Mobbs turns up to your fancy clubhouse soirees with a sixpack of this, and he punches out the first person who says "good evening, Sir" to him?

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It's meant to be a secret Ophidian tradition, but that's our hazing process.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

‘This is the place where the Sweet FA qooty elite can escape the strains of life and relax well out of sight of the unwashed riff-raff roaming the sweet streets.’

Hey Ned_Flanders what are you gonna do when Mobbs turns up to your fancy clubhouse soirees with a sixpack of this, and he punches out the first person who says "good evening, Sir" to him?

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We at the Ophidian Old Boys are an inclusive society who judge a fellow by not what they hold but by how they hold themselves

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

We at the Ophidian Old Boys are an inclusive society who judge a fellow by not what they hold but by how they hold themselves

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I think this is all highly admirable.

The OOB's are sponsoring a literacy program for the benefit of the many Hillbillies in the Sweet FA. I look forward to forthcoming announcements about their English as a First Language initiative.

I expect it will target much needed assistance for folk of the Meatshield or Nerd Club persuasion. It is hoped a number of these folk will be able to sign their own name beyond the demeaning X's.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

I think this is all highly admirable.

The OOB's are sponsoring a literacy program for the benefit of the many Hillbillies in the Sweet FA. I look forward to forthcoming announcements about their English as a First Language initiative.

I expect it will target much needed assistance for folk of the Meatshield or Nerd Club persuasion. It is hoped a number of these folk will be able to sign their own name beyond the demeaning X's.

this is true. We are not opposed to the underclasses being in the SFA. We just think they should be corralled into specific clubs

Its like bars. everyone has the right to a snifter of cognac after a days work. but we dont need them doing such at our domain. thats what the swamprats hovel is for.

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

‘This is the place where the Sweet FA qooty elite can escape the strains of life and relax well out of sight of the unwashed riff-raff roaming the sweet streets.’

Hey Ned_Flanders what are you gonna do when Mobbs turns up to your fancy clubhouse soirees with a sixpack of this, and he punches out the first person who says "good evening, Sir" to him?

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1. We only drink from glass
2. Domestic beer is not tolerated
3. Mobbs can punch whomever he chooses

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

We at the Ophidian Old Boys are an inclusive society who judge a fellow by not what they hold but by how they hold themselves

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Read the rules Man

 

[Wosh]

This is why your husband is a WONDER

And somehow "six-pack "isn't the lower brow reference?

It's meant to be a secret Ophidian tradition, but that's our hazing process.

We at the Ophidian Old Boys are an inclusive society who judge a fellow by not what they hold but by how they hold themselves

View attachment 1300237

1. We only drink from glass
2. Domestic beer is not tolerated
3. Mobbs can punch whomever he chooses