Official Team Thread 🐍 Ophidian Old Boys FFC S34 🐍 Serpens iratus est in braccas 🐍

[Ned_Flanders]

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we are an inclusive club at the Oldboys, we havent burnt a witch in at least a decade

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

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My ex wife is also a mind reader

 

[Tigerturbulance]

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[Barrybran]

We at the Ophidian Old Boys are an inclusive society who judge a fellow by not what they hold but by how they hold themselves

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You're doing private school wrong. You're supposed to have standards.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

You're doing private school wrong. You're supposed to have standards.

We didn't invite you...

 

[Barrybran]

We didn't invite you...

Well played, sir. Well played.

 

[Jabba73]

You're doing private school wrong. You're supposed to have standards.

We didn't invite you...

Well played, sir. Well played.

When did a “no you” become acceptable?

Be better

 

[Tigerturbulance]

OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS ANNOUNCE 2022 SIGNING
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The Ophidian Old Boys FFC is pleased to announce the addition of an excellent Qooty Player in Tony Lynn 15 to the 2022 INAUGURAL FIRST XXII SQUAD, the first signing since the team has been publicly released by the Team Captain and School Chancellor Tigerturbulance.

"We have been counting down the days since S32 ended to announce our first signing" Tigerturbulance said. "Our focus this class was to bring in qooty players that would make an immediate impact and we scored a qoal with Tony Lynn 15. This athlete alongside the foundation qooty players we have with the upperclassmen will elevate the depth of our roster and take us closer to our qoals and vision we are firmly set on achieving of dominating the Sweet FA."

Tony Lynn 15 packed and ready to achieve greatness as an Ophidian Old Boy​

 

[Robertio]

I thought he'd retired.

 

[Pugsley]

I thought he'd retired.

So had John Farnham.

 

[Jabba73]

Is Fake Tony Lynn 15 eligible for the rookie award given the real Tony Lynn 15 has retired?

Asking for a former team mate

 

[Tigerturbulance]

I thought he'd retired.

You should be grateful that TL15 has come out of retirement.
We at Ophidian Old Boys FFC have Guinness on tap in the cigar lounge and as a Bomber with Gold Star access, and a former team mates of Tony Lynn 15, I would expect you to have access to as many pints as you can partake of when our teams meet in S34.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

This is a top drawer signing.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

This is a top drawer signing.

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[Senor M]

This is a top drawer signing.

I look forward to when Tigerturbulance announces your return to the SFA.

You're too good of a contributor to be sitting on the outside.

 

[PMBangers]

Old Boys continue to build into a better list than some current clubs lmao

 

[Jabba73]

Old Boys continue to build into a better list than some current clubs lmao

If you are comparing yourself to the Gumbies, Wonders or Bears … you have already lost.

 

[PMBangers]

If you are comparing yourself to the Gumbies, Wonders or Bears … you have already lost.

The who?

 

[damicky]

The who?

 

[Supersuns]

If you are comparing yourself to the Gumbies, Wonders or Bears … you have already lost.

Thank you

 

[Robertio]

You should be grateful that TL15 has come out of retirement.
We at Ophidian Old Boys FFC have Guinness on tap in the cigar lounge and as a Bomber with Gold Star access, and a former team mates of Tony Lynn 15, I would expect you to have access to as many pints as you can partake of when our teams meet in S34.

I'll have Tony Lynn 15's share as well.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

OPHIDIAN OLD BOYS ANNOUNCE ANOTHER 2022 SIGNING


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Spotswood - Sweet municipality; Ophidian Old Boys FFC Captain and College Chancellor Tigerturbulance today announced the signing of TheCoach16 to the Ophidian Old Boys FFC Inaugural First XXII Squad class of Season 34.

The Old Boys have bolstered their future roster even further by adding their second impressive signing in only the second day of 2022, this sees their playing list now boasting 11 quality Sweet FA Qooty players.

"First of all, congratulations to all of our S34 signees. Qooty fans will not be disappointed in this group" Tigerturbulance said. "Our staff did an incredible job putting this class together. It really meets the needs for the S34 season. The class brings excellent media and banter power to the line-up with big power posters. The class also includes several beez winners and former Captains. We have recruited great qooty players to ensure that we have the capability to engage at a high level in match threads, something the other previous expansion bids were criticised about. The OOB FFC Inaugural First XXII Squad has a chance to be very special and give The Sweet FA continued success. It has a level of talent to step in and contribute right away. The recruiting team will now focus on filling up the rookie roster and has several extremely talented targets in their sights which we are very excited about announcing once S33 has begun."

TheCoach16 heads off to the Ophidian Old Boys​

 

[PMBangers]

Chipmunk what is the current market for the Ophidian Old Boys signing KohPhi before Season 34 starts?

 

[Robertio]

A bunch of blokes who have done nothing but bag the Bombers culture since I've been here signed the blokes who ran the culture, and thanks for the heads up ex Bombers.

 

[PMBangers]

A bunch of blokes who have done nothing but bag the Bombers culture since I've been here signed the blokes who ran the culture, and thanks for the heads up ex Bombers.

Those internet contracts have surely been broken, might be time to lawyer up and sue