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[DemurePrincess]

Right who's breaking in with me to fix the sim?

( that is how it's done isn't it?)

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What are we doing?

If it’s dodgy… count me in

 

[myblueroan]

What are we doing?

If it’s dodgy… count me in

We fix the sim!
The fix is in!
500 goals each to you and me.

 

[myblueroan]

We fix the sim!
The fix is in!
500 goals each to you and me.

Bring a torch, 6 apples
4 boxes of sugar cube
2 crates of sugary snacks for you...( with excellent textures)
A towel...( in case)
And that best seller book
How to Re-Jig Qooty Sims for Dummiez
Equine and Human edition number 37.

Oh, and 2 snorkels.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Bring a torch, 6 apples
4 boxes of sugar cube
2 crates of sugary snacks for you...( with excellent textures)
A towel...( in case)
And that best seller book
How to Re-Jig Qooty Sims for Dummiez
Equine and Human edition number 37.

Oh, and 2 snorkels.

Right! Getting to the list now but should I ask now or later what the snorkels are for???

 

[DemurePrincess]

4 boxes of sugar cubes?

Bloody hell horsey!!!

 

[myblueroan]

Right! Getting to the list now but should I ask now or later what the snorkels are for???

Ixnay on the norklesays

 

[philreich]

What are we doing?

If it’s dodgy… count me in

Winning is NOT a matter of life and death - it's far more important than that.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Winning is NOT a matter of life and death - it's far more important than that.

If your not THE winner than you only participated!

*edit - you can shove your participation ribbon where the sun doesn’t shine

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Bring a torch, 6 apples
4 boxes of sugar cube
2 crates of sugary snacks for you...( with excellent textures)
A towel...( in case)
And that best seller book
How to Re-Jig Qooty Sims for Dummiez
Equine and Human edition number 37.

Oh, and 2 snorkels.

Right! Getting to the list now but should I ask now or later what the snorkels are for???

 

[DemurePrincess]

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It was Horsey’s idea! I would never come up with a plan that needed 4 boxes of sugar cubes

 

[philreich]

If your not THE winner than you only participated!

*edit - you can shove your participation ribbon where the sun doesn’t shine

• It's not how you play the game - it's whether or not you win that counts
• When in trouble, CHEAT!!!

 

[myblueroan]

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[DemurePrincess]

• It's not how you play the game - it's whether or not you win that counts
• When in trouble, CHEAT!!!

I don’t think I did one exam in high school without cheating!

I used to write all the info I needed for exams on the back of rulers, in the memory of my calculator, on my thighs, just under my skirt so the teacher couldn’t look . You name it! I did it!

If I spent more time studying than concocting cheating plans - I MAY have been a straight A student but I also highly doubt that!

 

[philreich]

I don’t think I did one exam in high school without cheating!

I used to write all the info I needed for exams on the back of rulers, in the memory of my calculator, on my thighs, just under my skirt so the teacher couldn’t look . You name it! I did it!

If I spent more time studying than concocting cheating plans - I MAY have been a straight A student but I also highly doubt that!

I got caught cheating in a maths test one day. For question 3, the kid next to me wrote, "I don't know", so I wrote, "Neither do I."

 

[DemurePrincess]

I got caught cheating in a maths test one day. For question 3, the kid next to me wrote, "I don't know", so I wrote, "Neither do I."

I never got caught but thats bc even though I cheated I failed most ****ing subjects anyway…. I even failed religion! How is that humanly possible!

And I did space maths… failed that shit too.

However, I went to state for swimming, netball and touch footy and also got top 2% in QLD result for home ec.

Go figure that shit out!

Winning at life clearly

 

[thewizardmelon]

It was Horsey’s idea! I would never come up with a plan that needed 4 boxes of sugar cubes

Just 2 bags of lollies!

 

[DemurePrincess]

Just 2 bags of lollies!

Bc nobody asked for your opinion Wizzy

 

[myblueroan]

It was Horsey’s idea! I would never come up with a plan that needed 4 boxes of sugar cubes

Did you just push me out in front?

 

[DemurePrincess]

Did you just push me out in front?

Yes! Yes I did!

I’m good to go along with your idea but when we get busted… and the boss says not a good idea… all YOU!!

 

[myblueroan]

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Sorry. This needs interpreting.
Demure and Horsie were sent to the Captain's office.

Now what's this I hear about plans to 'influence' the sim?
Who...us?
Yes you!!!
I heard them chief
Who asked you dobber!
It's true..we are guilty.
Horse made me sir.
I feel terrible.
Sorry captain.

Hand over the sugarcubes horse.
Oh..ok. err..that is I would, but...

I ate them already

 

[DemurePrincess]

Sorry. This needs interpreting.
Demure and Horsie were sent to the Captain's office.

Now what's this I hear about plans to 'influence' the sim?
Who...us?
Yes you!!!
I heard them chief
Who asked you dobber!
It's true..we are guilty.
Horse made me sir.
I feel terrible.
Sorry captain.

Hand over the sugarcubes horse.
Oh..ok. err..that is I would, but...

I ate them already

I don’t make the plans. I just follow thru with them.

Sorry! Naughty Horsey! Leading little ole DP astray

 

[thewizardmelon]

Did you just push me out in front?

Don’t worry, you can both stand behind this big Melon. I can take some of the big hits and quell the enemy via magic

 

[DemurePrincess]

I thought your arse looked extra sugar lumpy today! Fat horsey

 

[DemurePrincess]

Don’t worry, you can both stand behind this big Melon. I can take some of the big hits and quell the enemy via magic

Actually. Yep! The melon concocted the whole plan

 

[DemurePrincess]

Horsey. Quick!! There’s a bus. Throw him under it!