
Kilroy
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Rd 5 Review
The Bomber's make a 4th quarter comeback to steal the win off us.
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Rd 5 Review
The Bomber's make a 4th quarter comeback to steal the win off us.
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Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to present one of the most crucial awards of the night, the Best Defender award. This season, the honour goes to someone who has been an absolute wall in our defense, stopping everything that comes his way. Please join me in congratulating our very own British import, Chipmunk!
Now, I know what you’re all thinking, how does someone named Chipmunk become such a formidable defender? I mean, aren’t chipmunks supposed to be small and cute? Well, let me tell you, when it comes to defending, this Chipmunk has the heart of a lion and the reflexes of a cat on caffeine.
Chipmunk has thwarted more attacks than a medieval castle, and has probably given opposing forwards more nightmares than a horror movie marathon. His ability to read the play and intercept passes is so good, we’re starting to think he might have a sixth sense or maybe just a really good Wi-Fi connection to Ted Lasso's playbook.
In fact, he’s been so good that King Charles has personally asked him to be one of his Royal Guards and deal with idiots like the one below. And if that wasn't enough, Donald Trump is looking to hire him as his personal bodyguard. Now that's some serious recognition.
Rumour has it, his secret training regimen involves dodging hawks in the wild, which has clearly paid off on the field. His dedication, agility, and fearless approach to defense have made him an indispensable part of our team.
So, without further ado, let’s give a big round of applause to our Best Defender of the season, Chipmunk! Congratulations, mate you’ve earned every bit of this award.
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Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to present one of the most crucial awards of the night, the Best Defender award. This season, the honour goes to someone who has been an absolute wall in our defense, stopping everything that comes his way. Please join me in congratulating our very own British import, Chipmunk!
Now, I know what you’re all thinking, how does someone named Chipmunk become such a formidable defender? I mean, aren’t chipmunks supposed to be small and cute? Well, let me tell you, when it comes to defending, this Chipmunk has the heart of a lion and the reflexes of a cat on caffeine.
Chipmunk has thwarted more attacks than a medieval castle, and has probably given opposing forwards more nightmares than a horror movie marathon. His ability to read the play and intercept passes is so good, we’re starting to think he might have a sixth sense or maybe just a really good Wi-Fi connection to Ted Lasso's playbook.
In fact, he’s been so good that King Charles has personally asked him to be one of his Royal Guards and deal with idiots like the one below. And if that wasn't enough, Donald Trump is looking to hire him as his personal bodyguard. Now that's some serious recognition.
Rumour has it, his secret training regimen involves dodging hawks in the wild, which has clearly paid off on the field. His dedication, agility, and fearless approach to defense have made him an indispensable part of our team.
So, without further ado, let’s give a big round of applause to our Best Defender of the season, Chipmunk! Congratulations, mate you’ve earned every bit of this award.
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That was true daylight robberyTandy was robbed of an All-SFA spot this season so we decided to write him a song, to the music of the Candy Man from Willa Wonka.
Every season, someone inevitably asks why the main award is called the Mateflon Medal and why it looks like a frying pan. So, I dug into the Bears history books to find the answer. Here's what I uncovered:
Back in the day, @Matera92 was our captain. Ever the humble man, he decided the award needed a name. Naturally, he named it after himself. I mean, why let modesty get in the way of a good legacy? Now, as for why the medal is shaped like a frying pan, the story is as simple as it is classic.
As the legend goes, Matera was preparing himself for the Best and Fairest presentation when he realised he had forgotten to buy a new medal for the winner. In a state of mild panic, he scanned his house and found a frying pan on the counter with some leftover spaghetti bolognese in it. In a stroke of genius (or desperation), he grabbed it on his way out and presented it to that night's winner. The rest, as they say, is history.
Ruor has it that the signing on bonus was blown during your recent overseas trip (which included a stopover in Vegas)Incredible skills and flair?
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I appreciate the signing on bonus. Thanks for the warm welcome everyone.
You and I had amongst the worst Q scores amongst our team too particularly including finalsOh for sure. I didn’t get All-SFA for starters!
Standard. Expected. Not surprised at all.Millky95 and Cap have gapped the field with Tandy just close enough if he can poll strongly from here.
In the other showdown of the night Art Vandelay_ has a 7 vote lead over Matera92
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