mmmhhh, runs deep in this one the pain it does.
Not Sheeds most flattering photo is it?
"the eucalyptus incident in the 1984 Grand Final"
pls refresh my memory WTF?
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Not Sheeds most flattering photo is it?
"the eucalyptus incident in the 1984 Grand Final"
pls refresh my memory WTF?
adelaide - gaywads, dont actually exist, and if they somehow do its only because Port made a bid for the AFL. and Rob shirleys in their best 22 lol
brisbane - hate queensland, bunch of homos
carlton - any team with a 6 year era as poor as theirs should be relegated forever
collingwood - disgrace to the black and white. 1 flag in 50 years or something really lame like that
essendon - cant really find anything i dont like about them. possibly the fact that darren bewick was heaps heaps heaps annoying
freo - just the mere mention of their name pretty much explains it all
geelong - still have nightmares about their 90's era players. stoneham, hocking, mensh, brownless, couch, mcgrath. just terrible.
hawthorn - when was the last time these losers where actually good? and who on earth would wear poo and wee? and how the hell did they not have a player more deserving of the captaincy than richie vandenberg?
kangas - dean laidley, he'd stab his own mother in the back to get some dough
melbourne - always beat us in melbourne
Port -
richmond - they put us through the hell of having to watch the gale brothers attempt to play football
sydney - the fact that they won a flag playing that awful style of theirs and the fact that people actually think brett kirk is good
st kilda - theyre soft losers that let sydney win an undeserved flag
dogs - least favourite team. i could go on forever about how much i hate these losers. but for now lets all laugh at andrejs everitt
west coast - drug cheats
brisbane - hate queensland, bunch of homos
carlton - any team with a 6 year era as poor as theirs should be relegated forever
collingwood - disgrace to the black and white. 1 flag in 50 years or something really lame like that
essendon - cant really find anything i dont like about them. possibly the fact that darren bewick was heaps heaps heaps annoying
freo - just the mere mention of their name pretty much explains it all
geelong - still have nightmares about their 90's era players. stoneham, hocking, mensh, brownless, couch, mcgrath. just terrible.
hawthorn - when was the last time these losers where actually good? and who on earth would wear poo and wee? and how the hell did they not have a player more deserving of the captaincy than richie vandenberg?
kangas - dean laidley, he'd stab his own mother in the back to get some dough
melbourne - always beat us in melbourne
Port -
richmond - they put us through the hell of having to watch the gale brothers attempt to play football
sydney - the fact that they won a flag playing that awful style of theirs and the fact that people actually think brett kirk is good
st kilda - theyre soft losers that let sydney win an undeserved flag
dogs - least favourite team. i could go on forever about how much i hate these losers. but for now lets all laugh at andrejs everitt
west coast - drug cheats
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And still doesn't change the fact Sydney have been and always will be street thugs, who happen to play football on the weekend.
And they don't like the giant bottle of Fanta.... poor li'l ranga.
Here goes nothing.......
Adelaide:
1. The second most boring side to watch in the competition.
Brisbane:
1. Don't hate them. My favourite non-Geelong player (Brown obviously) plays for them so they're ok.
Carlton:
1. Shrug my shoulders really. Getting sick of the hype about Judd and all their draft picks. They better start to produce.
Collingwood:
1. Same again. I despise the favourable treatment they get from the AFL, but otherwise, meh. Even worse than us - 1 flag in 50 years. Might have been great once, but not now.
Essendon:
1. Sheedy and the way a totally sycophantic media sucked up to him for 25 years.
2. Dustin Fletcher still being treated as a serious defender when he hasn't had an opponent in 2 years.
3. Matthew Lloyd - the diving queen of the AFL.
Fremantle:
1. Hype, hype and more hype. No doubt will be picked by some insane people to win the flag, which they will not do. Vastly overrated list.
Geelong:
1. Don't care what anyone says or thinks. We won the flag so go to hell.
Hawthorn:
1. The most selectively smug supporters by a mile. Apparently they've got the flag sewn up in 2008, just in case you'd missed it. They've officially taken over from St.Kilda as the most-hyped club in the competition.
2. Peter Schwab crying at a press conference.
3. The worst captain EVER in Richie Vandenburg.
4. Supporters who actually think they had a better finals series than North even though North ended their season (there's that selective reasoning again).
5. Buddy Franklin and the magic words we aren't allowed to say.
6. Shane Crawford.
Melbourne:
1. Hated them in the early 90s, but now, nah. They don't matter enough.
North Melbourne/Kangaroos:
1. Have been the leaders in selling their own soul for 20 years. Sold their home ground (multiple times), their name, their jumper, then have the temerity to invoke a TOTALLY MYTHICAL "Shinboner Spirit" whenever the cash runs out. If you were actually nicknamed the "Shinboners" maybe, but that was a while back now.
2. Glenn Archer. Nice to know that amongst all the self-righteous moralists involved in football, this guy was the sacred cow. Funny his spotless morals didn't stop him from sniping guys from behind from time to time, as recently as last year's Qualifying Final. And as this week has shown, it's pretty clear Wayne Carey had been up to no good for quite some time. Which means that the same group of players who booted him out at North were quite complicit in covering up no doubt many previous incidents. Hypocrites of the highest order. And apparently no one else ever went into a pack, or put his head over the ball, or most of all was courageous (still surprised that word wasn't copyrighted by North).
And personally, it was very satisfying to see Archer get brutally exposed and thrashed in the Qualifying Final last year. Geelong scored at least 6 goals through his ineptitude, even Shannon Byrnes was outmarking him. No doubt he was beaten courageously however.
3. Dean Laidley - Whiney little scumbag of a player, whiney little scumbag of a coach.
Port Adelaide
1. Yes, we know you won a lot of SANFL premierships, but that was a different competition. It's like Glasgow Rangers saying they're the best British club because they won more titles than Liverpool or Manchester United. It doesn't work like that. That's all I hate them for though, met a few of their fans GF day and they were all pretty cool (before, during and after the game).
Richmond
1. Danny Frawley - the single most incompetent coach in recent history, who totally destroyed the club's list, then had the gall to complain about "pressure" when he was probably leeching $400K a year from them. And now he waltzes into a media job where he's actually treated as an expert about football. Should never be employed by an AFL club in any capacity. Nicknamed Spud, and that's exactly what he recruited. Set Richmond back at least 5-10 years.
2. Wayne Campbell - typified Richmond in the 1990s. Totally selfish and gutless player, who actually asked to leave, and was then kept by the club. That must have done wonders for morale. Only player I know of to call a press conference to complain about being overlooked for the state side. That showed his loyalties pretty plainly.
St.Kilda - this could take a while.
1. Grant Thomas - runs Frawley close as the worst coach of recent times. A complete idiot.
2. Hype - For 4 years we have had to endure "the best list ever" being uttered every time St.Kilda is mentioned. A list that was massively reinforced by priority draft picks - picks as a result of being appallingly mediocre for year after year. For 3 successive glorious seasons, they led at 3 quarter time in cutthroat finals and were overrun each time. But there's always an excuse at Moorabbin. If one player on the rookie list cut himself shaving there would be an "injury crisis" at St.Kilda. You just weren't good enough.
3. Nick Riewoldt - You can cry after a game if it's a knockout final or even more a Grand Final (I think some Collingwood guy did that but I can't remember who). But to do it in round 1, when you're captain, after all the hype about how tough and strong your side is, there is only one explanation - you are a big soft girl.
4. Aaron Hamill - The most overrated player in recent times. When did he ever do anything? Consistently injured, then would reappear in finals where his impact would match his possessions - zero. Nice to see him finally have to retire after trying to remove Steve Johnson's kidneys with his knee. Apparently he was an enforcer on the field, but nah. Crap player and all piss and wind when it counted.
Sydney Swans
1. Their style of play. The alltime kings of boring football, the heavyweight champions of 22 man a side snoring (or even more for those unfortunate enough to watch). The worst side to watch in the history of the universe. I would rather juggle tarantulas on broken glass than be bored into submission by this lot. You won a flag, good for you, well done. Just don't ask me to watch, and don't you dare call it a "classic" when it's 8 goals versus 7 in perfect conditions.
West Coast Eagles
1. Ben Cousins - this guy deserves NO sympathy. He's on $800K a year, has endless fame and publicity, chicks on tap, and is still stupid enough to mess it all up. Here's two new words for you Benny - personal responsibility.
Western Bulldogs
1. Don't really have a gripe about them, although I did enjoy abusing their fans in the return leg last year after apparently they'd sealed the premiership in round 1.
Adelaide:
1. The second most boring side to watch in the competition.
Brisbane:
1. Don't hate them. My favourite non-Geelong player (Brown obviously) plays for them so they're ok.
Carlton:
1. Shrug my shoulders really. Getting sick of the hype about Judd and all their draft picks. They better start to produce.
Collingwood:
1. Same again. I despise the favourable treatment they get from the AFL, but otherwise, meh. Even worse than us - 1 flag in 50 years. Might have been great once, but not now.
Essendon:
1. Sheedy and the way a totally sycophantic media sucked up to him for 25 years.
2. Dustin Fletcher still being treated as a serious defender when he hasn't had an opponent in 2 years.
3. Matthew Lloyd - the diving queen of the AFL.
Fremantle:
1. Hype, hype and more hype. No doubt will be picked by some insane people to win the flag, which they will not do. Vastly overrated list.
Geelong:
1. Don't care what anyone says or thinks. We won the flag so go to hell.
Hawthorn:
1. The most selectively smug supporters by a mile. Apparently they've got the flag sewn up in 2008, just in case you'd missed it. They've officially taken over from St.Kilda as the most-hyped club in the competition.
2. Peter Schwab crying at a press conference.
3. The worst captain EVER in Richie Vandenburg.
4. Supporters who actually think they had a better finals series than North even though North ended their season (there's that selective reasoning again).
5. Buddy Franklin and the magic words we aren't allowed to say.
6. Shane Crawford.
Melbourne:
1. Hated them in the early 90s, but now, nah. They don't matter enough.
North Melbourne/Kangaroos:
1. Have been the leaders in selling their own soul for 20 years. Sold their home ground (multiple times), their name, their jumper, then have the temerity to invoke a TOTALLY MYTHICAL "Shinboner Spirit" whenever the cash runs out. If you were actually nicknamed the "Shinboners" maybe, but that was a while back now.
2. Glenn Archer. Nice to know that amongst all the self-righteous moralists involved in football, this guy was the sacred cow. Funny his spotless morals didn't stop him from sniping guys from behind from time to time, as recently as last year's Qualifying Final. And as this week has shown, it's pretty clear Wayne Carey had been up to no good for quite some time. Which means that the same group of players who booted him out at North were quite complicit in covering up no doubt many previous incidents. Hypocrites of the highest order. And apparently no one else ever went into a pack, or put his head over the ball, or most of all was courageous (still surprised that word wasn't copyrighted by North).
And personally, it was very satisfying to see Archer get brutally exposed and thrashed in the Qualifying Final last year. Geelong scored at least 6 goals through his ineptitude, even Shannon Byrnes was outmarking him. No doubt he was beaten courageously however.
3. Dean Laidley - Whiney little scumbag of a player, whiney little scumbag of a coach.
Port Adelaide
1. Yes, we know you won a lot of SANFL premierships, but that was a different competition. It's like Glasgow Rangers saying they're the best British club because they won more titles than Liverpool or Manchester United. It doesn't work like that. That's all I hate them for though, met a few of their fans GF day and they were all pretty cool (before, during and after the game).
Richmond
1. Danny Frawley - the single most incompetent coach in recent history, who totally destroyed the club's list, then had the gall to complain about "pressure" when he was probably leeching $400K a year from them. And now he waltzes into a media job where he's actually treated as an expert about football. Should never be employed by an AFL club in any capacity. Nicknamed Spud, and that's exactly what he recruited. Set Richmond back at least 5-10 years.
2. Wayne Campbell - typified Richmond in the 1990s. Totally selfish and gutless player, who actually asked to leave, and was then kept by the club. That must have done wonders for morale. Only player I know of to call a press conference to complain about being overlooked for the state side. That showed his loyalties pretty plainly.
St.Kilda - this could take a while.
1. Grant Thomas - runs Frawley close as the worst coach of recent times. A complete idiot.
2. Hype - For 4 years we have had to endure "the best list ever" being uttered every time St.Kilda is mentioned. A list that was massively reinforced by priority draft picks - picks as a result of being appallingly mediocre for year after year. For 3 successive glorious seasons, they led at 3 quarter time in cutthroat finals and were overrun each time. But there's always an excuse at Moorabbin. If one player on the rookie list cut himself shaving there would be an "injury crisis" at St.Kilda. You just weren't good enough.
3. Nick Riewoldt - You can cry after a game if it's a knockout final or even more a Grand Final (I think some Collingwood guy did that but I can't remember who). But to do it in round 1, when you're captain, after all the hype about how tough and strong your side is, there is only one explanation - you are a big soft girl.
4. Aaron Hamill - The most overrated player in recent times. When did he ever do anything? Consistently injured, then would reappear in finals where his impact would match his possessions - zero. Nice to see him finally have to retire after trying to remove Steve Johnson's kidneys with his knee. Apparently he was an enforcer on the field, but nah. Crap player and all piss and wind when it counted.
Sydney Swans
1. Their style of play. The alltime kings of boring football, the heavyweight champions of 22 man a side snoring (or even more for those unfortunate enough to watch). The worst side to watch in the history of the universe. I would rather juggle tarantulas on broken glass than be bored into submission by this lot. You won a flag, good for you, well done. Just don't ask me to watch, and don't you dare call it a "classic" when it's 8 goals versus 7 in perfect conditions.
West Coast Eagles
1. Ben Cousins - this guy deserves NO sympathy. He's on $800K a year, has endless fame and publicity, chicks on tap, and is still stupid enough to mess it all up. Here's two new words for you Benny - personal responsibility.
Western Bulldogs
1. Don't really have a gripe about them, although I did enjoy abusing their fans in the return leg last year after apparently they'd sealed the premiership in round 1.
Mooney_d'King
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Brilliant, as always!!
But lacking a fair bit of accuracy regarding North, Archer and their "perceived" hardness. Especially taking into account they were unrivalled in this regard and acknowledged by the media and opposition teams for it. Could probably cop a heated banter from a West Coast supporter who were the only team to come close to the hardness North displayed/ay, but it's a bit rich coming from a supporter of a club thats won one flag in 44 years and throughout the times have been nicknamed the handbags and their players pasties with the amount of soft receivers and "built like Tarzan plays like Jane" players that always seem to appear in a Geelong jumper.
But lacking a fair bit of accuracy regarding North, Archer and their "perceived" hardness. Especially taking into account they were unrivalled in this regard and acknowledged by the media and opposition teams for it. Could probably cop a heated banter from a West Coast supporter who were the only team to come close to the hardness North displayed/ay, but it's a bit rich coming from a supporter of a club thats won one flag in 44 years and throughout the times have been nicknamed the handbags and their players pasties with the amount of soft receivers and "built like Tarzan plays like Jane" players that always seem to appear in a Geelong jumper.
Actually I didn't mention North's "hardness" at all. All I said was that Archer was overrated - especially in his latter years - and the media would look the other way at his onfield indiscretions.
As for "soft receivers", please enlighten me as to which Geelong players you mean by that? Bartel? Chapman? Ling? Just curious.
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Handbags has always been an innappropriate name for Geelong. I mean, maybe we were soft back in the 70's when Lou Richards concocted the name, but I've felt for the past 20 years we've been as physically hard as any team. Our problem if anything was not hardness but lack of smarts. Every football team is 'hard', sure some are more reknowned for it than others. But hardness is not a continuous trait in a football club, which is why the notion of the 'shinboner spirit' is so laughable and ridiculous.
What happened to the Shinboner spirit in the Finals series in 07? Or previous finals series this century? Why is a North supporter having a go at Geelong's premiership tally? Better yet, why is a North supporter dissing Geelong about hardness, despite the latter treating the former to a 106-point belting in thier last encounter?
What happened to the Shinboner spirit in the Finals series in 07? Or previous finals series this century? Why is a North supporter having a go at Geelong's premiership tally? Better yet, why is a North supporter dissing Geelong about hardness, despite the latter treating the former to a 106-point belting in thier last encounter?
West coast - Used to be because of Judd but now only that *** hunter is around.
Richmond - Hate how shit we are.
Essendon - Lloydy actually dont mind the supporsters but lloydy has a huuuge hate factor
Geelong - Supporters makin the most of their premiership
Fremantle - Headland. other then that dont mind them
Adelaide - like them
Port Adelaide - Definately the supporters... they are freaks
Kangaroos - like them
St kilda - Milne. SO much hate in my body for him. Wish i could make AFL just to punch this bloke in the nose
Sydney - They ruin footy
Brisbane - With all the success you would think that we would hate thenm but i rate them
Doggies - The fact they give non stop shit about browny and are too afraid to admit that he is a champion
Melbourne - Robertson. Dont car about them now tho cause they are becoming terrible
Collingwood - There cockiness Could name half the team that love themself and with rocca leading the way its only going to get worse. Will be scary when daisy boy thomas is in charge down there. Oh and Bucks another bloke on the hit list when i play AFL ahha
Carlton - CHEATS. Supporters that are seriously delusional. one team that i hope never improves.
Hawthorn - Think they are top shit after a reaonable season. Hopefully they hit the ground hard this year and stay down. Buddy will have a downer season guranteed. Hate them also hope they suck ass for the rest of their history or my lifetime anyway
Richmond - Hate how shit we are.
Essendon - Lloydy actually dont mind the supporsters but lloydy has a huuuge hate factor
Geelong - Supporters makin the most of their premiership
Fremantle - Headland. other then that dont mind them
Adelaide - like them
Port Adelaide - Definately the supporters... they are freaks
Kangaroos - like them
St kilda - Milne. SO much hate in my body for him. Wish i could make AFL just to punch this bloke in the nose
Sydney - They ruin footy
Brisbane - With all the success you would think that we would hate thenm but i rate them
Doggies - The fact they give non stop shit about browny and are too afraid to admit that he is a champion
Melbourne - Robertson. Dont car about them now tho cause they are becoming terrible
Collingwood - There cockiness Could name half the team that love themself and with rocca leading the way its only going to get worse. Will be scary when daisy boy thomas is in charge down there. Oh and Bucks another bloke on the hit list when i play AFL ahha
Carlton - CHEATS. Supporters that are seriously delusional. one team that i hope never improves.
Hawthorn - Think they are top shit after a reaonable season. Hopefully they hit the ground hard this year and stay down. Buddy will have a downer season guranteed. Hate them also hope they suck ass for the rest of their history or my lifetime anyway
wesst coast= a pack of arrogant druggies. feel sorry for the draftees heading west.
Freo= overated list, alsways dissapoints, general no name team
Port Adelaide. Mark williams. warren tredrea. enough said
Adelaide. all the talk about how professional down there and how the list will reap the rewards hasnt actually done anything. they die in finals which suggests they train to hard? dont like riccutos goatee anyway
Brisbane. gotta love jono brown who is the nicest bloke in the afl others i cant be bothered i love collingwood haha
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Brisbane: Winning 3 consecutive premierships (made worse by the fact that I was living in brisbane at the time).
Carlton: Winning 1999 Preliminary Final against the Bombers.
Collingwood: Think they are great, but have not won a premiership since 1990.
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Port Adelaide: Mark Williams is a tool.
Richmond: Terry Wallace is even more of a tool than Mark Williams.
St Kilda: Having a plethora of talent, but not taking advantage of it.
Sydney: Crappy stop-start game style.
West Coast: Very arrogant.
Western Bulldogs: Ended the Bombers winning streak in 2000.
Brisbane: Winning 3 consecutive premierships (made worse by the fact that I was living in brisbane at the time).
Carlton: Winning 1999 Preliminary Final against the Bombers.
Collingwood: Think they are great, but have not won a premiership since 1990.
Essendon: Kevin Sheedy's antics.
Fremantle: Very fragile under pressure.
Geelong: Mathew "overrrated" Scarlett.
Hawthorn: Trollers are so bloody good in Bay 13.
Melbourne: For a club with such a proud history have done very little in the past couple of decades.
North Melbourne: Bombers have not beaten them since 2001.
Port Adelaide: Mark Williams is a tool.
Richmond: Terry Wallace is even more of a tool than Mark Williams.
St Kilda: Having a plethora of talent, but not taking advantage of it.
Sydney: Crappy stop-start game style.
West Coast: Very arrogant.
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Adelaide
Hate. Brett. Burton. This lousy, jump-all-over-the-opposition player makes me want to hurt myself and everything around me. That, and they won the flag against us on the back of some shocking inaccuracy by the Roos.
Brisbane
I actually don't have much against the Lions. Johnathon Brown is a superstar.
Carlton
Cheating, tanking, spineless, soulless, money-grubbing bastards. They have a prick of a CEO or whatever the hell Richard Pratt, price-fixing Extraordinnaire's official title is, and they sold themselves poor to get Judd (who I don't mind).
Collingwood
Everything about the club - its shockingly money-driven president, the absolute girlishness of Dale Thomas, Alan Didak (shudder), their supporters who are a toothless pack of menaces to society, and the fact that they think they're so good.
Essendon
Lloyd, because he could win gold at the Beijing Olympics for diving. That pretty-boy haircut, and when he's denied a free kick, that wild-eyed look at the umpire because he feels he's been robbed. Die.
But they have Bachar Houli, who I love. So.
Fremantle
I'd write something down, but they already hate themselves more than I ever could.
Geelong
I'll be exiled from Bay 13 for saying this, but I don't have much against Geelong; I love watching them tear a side to shreds, because it's poetic football in motion.. Now please don't hurt me. Oh, but Mooney is a side-changing scumbag with little-to-no talent.
Hawthorn
They outnumber Bay 13 at about 6-1, so an argument is pointless. That, and they have actual real talent, but they brag about it. A little is okay, but too much is bad. They haven't won a flag in over 6000 days. Sucked in.
Melbourne
Has anyone ever sucked more than Melbourne? Oh, that's right, Fremantle. But seriously - they're woeful. Only Aaron Davey and maybe Austin Wonaemirri provide spark for the future - Neitz needs to retire now.
North Melbourne
I really wish we hadn't been smashed in the finals, twice.
Port
Warren Tredrea has passed his use-by-date and needs to retire, he is holding back Port Adelaide who are chokers under pressure (yes, I know you won the Grand Final in 2004, but that was a long time ago now).
Richmond
Rely too heavily on Richo, have a god-awful coach.
St. Kilda
Milne is the most annoying little prick on the planet, have never wanted to punch anyone in the face more than I have him.
Ross Lyon is just an annoying, monotonous coach & Nick Riewoldt is an injury-prone sap.
Nick Dal Santo: ++
Sydney
Are ruining AFL with their shitty, cheating ways, destroying the fast-pace game and are enjoying doing it so much that I want to kill each and every one of them.
West Coast
Have gone from good to bad so rapidly nobody noticed. Almost no midfield anymore, and are a shadow of their former selves - and I agree with the poster who said Hunter's rat-tail was shocking. It's so gay.
Western Bulldogs
Get a massive talk-up every year and fail to deliver. ____ing do something!
Hate. Brett. Burton. This lousy, jump-all-over-the-opposition player makes me want to hurt myself and everything around me. That, and they won the flag against us on the back of some shocking inaccuracy by the Roos.
Brisbane
I actually don't have much against the Lions. Johnathon Brown is a superstar.
Carlton
Cheating, tanking, spineless, soulless, money-grubbing bastards. They have a prick of a CEO or whatever the hell Richard Pratt, price-fixing Extraordinnaire's official title is, and they sold themselves poor to get Judd (who I don't mind).
Collingwood
Everything about the club - its shockingly money-driven president, the absolute girlishness of Dale Thomas, Alan Didak (shudder), their supporters who are a toothless pack of menaces to society, and the fact that they think they're so good.
Essendon
Lloyd, because he could win gold at the Beijing Olympics for diving. That pretty-boy haircut, and when he's denied a free kick, that wild-eyed look at the umpire because he feels he's been robbed. Die.
But they have Bachar Houli, who I love. So.
Fremantle
I'd write something down, but they already hate themselves more than I ever could.
Geelong
I'll be exiled from Bay 13 for saying this, but I don't have much against Geelong; I love watching them tear a side to shreds, because it's poetic football in motion.. Now please don't hurt me. Oh, but Mooney is a side-changing scumbag with little-to-no talent.
Hawthorn
They outnumber Bay 13 at about 6-1, so an argument is pointless. That, and they have actual real talent, but they brag about it. A little is okay, but too much is bad. They haven't won a flag in over 6000 days. Sucked in.
Melbourne
Has anyone ever sucked more than Melbourne? Oh, that's right, Fremantle. But seriously - they're woeful. Only Aaron Davey and maybe Austin Wonaemirri provide spark for the future - Neitz needs to retire now.
North Melbourne
I really wish we hadn't been smashed in the finals, twice.
Port
Warren Tredrea has passed his use-by-date and needs to retire, he is holding back Port Adelaide who are chokers under pressure (yes, I know you won the Grand Final in 2004, but that was a long time ago now).
Richmond
Rely too heavily on Richo, have a god-awful coach.
St. Kilda
Milne is the most annoying little prick on the planet, have never wanted to punch anyone in the face more than I have him.
Ross Lyon is just an annoying, monotonous coach & Nick Riewoldt is an injury-prone sap.
Nick Dal Santo: ++
Sydney
Are ruining AFL with their shitty, cheating ways, destroying the fast-pace game and are enjoying doing it so much that I want to kill each and every one of them.
West Coast
Have gone from good to bad so rapidly nobody noticed. Almost no midfield anymore, and are a shadow of their former selves - and I agree with the poster who said Hunter's rat-tail was shocking. It's so gay.
Western Bulldogs
Get a massive talk-up every year and fail to deliver. ____ing do something!
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Adelaide - The supporters. Kym Koster had his car keyed when he returned to Adelaide but hadnt changed his rego plates.
Bris - Fat chick in the Bears jumper spilling a meat pie all over herself
Carl - Dominic Fotia
Coll - Joffa -prick
Ess - Mark Harvey
Freo - Mark Harvey
Geel - Neville Bruns and a generation of red heads.
Haw - The famous diamond jumper and the fact that Greg Madigan is a premiership player
Melb - Strawbs O'Dwyer
North - THe Shinboner spirit - a wank
Port - Chee Cockatoo-Collins
Richmond - That Allan Jeans dropped his standards and coached them
StKilda - Too much to consider, I'll go with - that Matthew Hardy supports them
Sydney - The thought of washing Cappers shorts after a game
West Coast - Ashley Hansen
Bullies - Irene Chatfield
Bris - Fat chick in the Bears jumper spilling a meat pie all over herself
Carl - Dominic Fotia
Coll - Joffa -prick
Ess - Mark Harvey
Freo - Mark Harvey
Geel - Neville Bruns and a generation of red heads.
Haw - The famous diamond jumper and the fact that Greg Madigan is a premiership player
Melb - Strawbs O'Dwyer
North - THe Shinboner spirit - a wank
Port - Chee Cockatoo-Collins
Richmond - That Allan Jeans dropped his standards and coached them
StKilda - Too much to consider, I'll go with - that Matthew Hardy supports them
Sydney - The thought of washing Cappers shorts after a game
West Coast - Ashley Hansen
Bullies - Irene Chatfield
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BTW, Les: love that series of books.
That shows how little you know about footy in WA!!
So just for you champ.
This "crappy fued" as you call it, is widely considered as one of the great rivalries in Australian sport.
Now piss off n00b, and don't open your mouth again without checking your facts!!
Lmao mate there is probably STD's in your underpants that have a greater history of rivalry than that.
West Coast/Freo one of the greatest rivalries in Australian sport, gimme a break.
Play a few GF's against each other before making claims like that.
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And still doesn't change the fact Sydney have been and always will be street thugs, who happen to play football on the weekend.
And they don't like the giant bottle of Fanta.... poor li'l ranga.
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Adelaide - rabid anti-Vic supporters. Do they realise we don't care?
Brisbane - like them, even though they got a lot of concessions from the AFL in the past.
Bulldogs - like them. That bloody "woof" thing at the game used to drive me nuts.
Carlton - arrogance from all concerned in the face of pathetic on-field display. Elliot. A lot of boof-head, "way to go maaaate" supporters at the game.
Collingwood - too many bloody supporters! Hated them in the 80's - less hatred now.
Essendon - arch rivals in the 80's. Witless Lloyd.
Fremantle - heartless bunch of under performers.
Geelong - annoying, rabid supporters at Shell Stadium. Too smug after first flag in decades.
Hawthorn - Should have done better after 2001. Chose the wrong medical clinc!
Melbourne - Soulless.
North Melbourne - we just don't like each other lately
Port Adelaide - Tredrea, Cornses, supporters at the game are mongrels. I like Choco.
Richmond - Mongrel supporters at the game. Been too hopeless to hate. This may change in the next few years.
St Kilda - Underperformed. Ross Lyon is a zombie.
Sydney - annoying game style to watch. Micky O is just very hateable.
West Coast - very smug whilst winning. Disreputable club until forced to act by the AFL.
Brisbane - like them, even though they got a lot of concessions from the AFL in the past.
Bulldogs - like them. That bloody "woof" thing at the game used to drive me nuts.
Carlton - arrogance from all concerned in the face of pathetic on-field display. Elliot. A lot of boof-head, "way to go maaaate" supporters at the game.
Collingwood - too many bloody supporters! Hated them in the 80's - less hatred now.
Essendon - arch rivals in the 80's. Witless Lloyd.
Fremantle - heartless bunch of under performers.
Geelong - annoying, rabid supporters at Shell Stadium. Too smug after first flag in decades.
Hawthorn - Should have done better after 2001. Chose the wrong medical clinc!
Melbourne - Soulless.
North Melbourne - we just don't like each other lately
Port Adelaide - Tredrea, Cornses, supporters at the game are mongrels. I like Choco.
Richmond - Mongrel supporters at the game. Been too hopeless to hate. This may change in the next few years.
St Kilda - Underperformed. Ross Lyon is a zombie.
Sydney - annoying game style to watch. Micky O is just very hateable.
West Coast - very smug whilst winning. Disreputable club until forced to act by the AFL.
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Lmao mate there is probably STD's in your underpants that have a greater history of rivalry than that.
West Coast/Freo one of the greatest rivalries in Australian sport, gimme a break.
Play a few GF's against each other before making claims like that.
There simply is no other way to put this!!
You sir, have no ____ing idea!!
You want to retort against my post??
Well put up some facts behind your bullshit.
It's got sweet ____ all to do with GF's and everything to do with the bitterness and loathing between the teams and a lot of the supporters.
Check out the threads on BF dickwad.
And then watch a Derby or two and then get back to me.
____ing n00bs!!
1 Collingwood. Wow what a bunch of arrogant ferrals. Nothing worse than stupid people being arrogant. Most hated team ever never will change hope they get smashed every time.
2 Adelaide. Scum stealing dum ass nuts who think Vics actually care about there opinions. You idiots!
3 Port Adelaide. Poor version of Collingwood. Clone the ferrals. Each ferral for Port is only a dumber copy off Collingwood ferrals.
4 Westcoast. Drug dealing juiced up scum who live in a bikey run state off morons.
5 StKilda. Like the suburb full off prostitutes and druggies. Love to see Milne get a big coat hanger. That idiot that Gia took out suffer mate.
6 Sydney. Wake me up when its over. Please! Hate this team to death. Would rather watch lawn bowls especially when they play the Saints.
7 Richmond please stay on the bottom as I really can't stand watching the worst skilled team in the history of the AFL.
8 Brisbane f--ing Lions. Punch happy knobs who I would love to see smashed. Stealing the Fitzroy history what a disgrace.
9 Hawthorn. Never seen such a bunch off ______s play together all in the one team. False teeth Crawford is so gay. Enough peroxide in that team to keep all the collingwood ferrals happy for years.
10 Essendon. Umpires killed us. Umpires hate us. Blah blah blah. You bunch off girl guide acting dicks. Picked the right captain to lead you to the acting hall off fame.
11 Carlton. Tragic culture off cheating poor idiots will pay a long time for it.
12 Geelong. Hicks you deserve to have that idiot Newman
13 Melbourne. MCC has killed its own club. You dumb ass snobs.
14 Fremantle. To tragic to hate
15 North Melbourne. Remind me off the Homeless just to hard to feel sorry for.
That is my idea off a hate ladder
2 Adelaide. Scum stealing dum ass nuts who think Vics actually care about there opinions. You idiots!
3 Port Adelaide. Poor version of Collingwood. Clone the ferrals. Each ferral for Port is only a dumber copy off Collingwood ferrals.
4 Westcoast. Drug dealing juiced up scum who live in a bikey run state off morons.
5 StKilda. Like the suburb full off prostitutes and druggies. Love to see Milne get a big coat hanger. That idiot that Gia took out suffer mate.
6 Sydney. Wake me up when its over. Please! Hate this team to death. Would rather watch lawn bowls especially when they play the Saints.
7 Richmond please stay on the bottom as I really can't stand watching the worst skilled team in the history of the AFL.
8 Brisbane f--ing Lions. Punch happy knobs who I would love to see smashed. Stealing the Fitzroy history what a disgrace.
9 Hawthorn. Never seen such a bunch off ______s play together all in the one team. False teeth Crawford is so gay. Enough peroxide in that team to keep all the collingwood ferrals happy for years.
10 Essendon. Umpires killed us. Umpires hate us. Blah blah blah. You bunch off girl guide acting dicks. Picked the right captain to lead you to the acting hall off fame.
11 Carlton. Tragic culture off cheating poor idiots will pay a long time for it.
12 Geelong. Hicks you deserve to have that idiot Newman
13 Melbourne. MCC has killed its own club. You dumb ass snobs.
14 Fremantle. To tragic to hate
15 North Melbourne. Remind me off the Homeless just to hard to feel sorry for.
That is my idea off a hate ladder
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Brilliant work Champ, surely though, there must be something that you hate at Whitten oval. What about the fact the Wallet coached you, that Bluey Hampshire coached you, that Terry Wheeler (the squirrel) coached you. They've had the greatest array of dudes coaching them. Alan Joyce - useless ha, they got sucked in coz Hawks won 2 flags. Mrs Magilicutti could have coached Hawthorn in 88.
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