Player Watch #13 Clayton Oliver – UNPRECEDENTED 4x B&F, 3x AA, 2x AFLCA Winner and Premiership Player (formerly)

[Scythe94]

OK, I've removed about three pages of posts.

Please do not use this thread to speculate about Oliver's private life – medical or otherwise.

Regardless of the veracity of your rumour, or what you know/have heard, if it's not public knowledge, just don't post it.

I don't want to turn this place into Demonland, but if you can't see the potential harm that this sort of rumour-spreading can cause (regardless of your intentions), then perhaps it's best if you take a bit of a break.

Thanks.

 

[netslave]

I'm sure he was just picking up Joel Smith for a night out...
What an idiot, doesn't learn from his mistakes, how many chances does he thinks he deserves.
Wouldn't even be mad if we trade him out at the end of the season now.

 

[KickLongTackleHard]

As long as he can lower his eyes when kicking inside 50 in 2024 I’ll be happy

 

[Topkent]

As long as he can lower his eyes when kicking inside 50 in 2024 I’ll be happy

So basically something he's never done his whole career. Don't hold ya breath

 

[LarryDavidNeitz]

Clayton clearly has a very limited understanding of consequences and cause and effect. Not his fault he can’t weigh up difficult decisions like whether you should look where you’re kicking it before you kick it.

 

[Crusty Demon]

I'm sure he was just picking up Joel Smith for a night out...
What an idiot, doesn't learn from his mistakes, how many chances does he thinks he deserves.
Wouldn't even be mad if we trade him out at the end of the season now.

So driving without licence is your tipping point?

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

When you post the exact same thing on demonland and then cop this.

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Chinaland ...only positive news about the team is allowed to be reported. Youre going to jail and your family will be tortured. Smarten up.

 

[TazHawk15]

I drove unlicensed for 2 and half years. It was weirdly enjoyable. Just had to keep your head on a swivel.

Got close to being busted numerous times by cops coming the opposite direction and doing U turn's to pull me over, luckily I was in spots where I had off roads and laneways to dodge them once I saw they were coming. Parked up someone's driveway once and watched them go flying past. Thrilling stuff. Really got the adrenaline pumping.

To be fair to cops, they hardly ever stop Range Rovers.

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

To be fair to cops, they hardly ever stop Range Rovers.

Range Rovers aren't good getaway vehicles. I would have been pinged if I drove one of them.

 

[TazHawk15]

To be fair to cops, they hardly ever stop Range Rovers.

Range Rovers aren't good getaway vehicles. I would have been pinged if I drove one of them.

No Range Rover.

Next you will be telling me you don’t like a drop of red wine with a nice aged Stilton cheese.

 

[Demon Attack]

So basically something he's never done his whole career. Don't hold ya breath

2021 qualifying final will always give me hope he can do it again

 

[KickLongTackleHard]

So basically something he's never done his whole career. Don't hold ya breath

He’s never been caught driving without a licence before so I have hope

 

[Topkent]

He’s never been caught driving without a licence before so I have hope

He's been caught drink driving

 

[Crimson Azure]

The mainboard is the wild west of people reporting things they're offended by

Reflection of the world we live in.

 

[dazzledavey36]

00Chinaland ...only positive news about the team is allowed to be reported. Youre going to jail and your family will be tortured. Smarten up.

They're ****ing sensitive bunch. It's places like 'Land' that paints our supporter base as one of the softest and cringiest going around.

 

[netslave]

So driving without licence is your tipping point?

yes but it could have been lterally any other event, just shows he has no idea.

 

[TheBoss]

Dazzle Davey calling people sensitive without a touch of irony.

 

[Young Redleg]

They're ******* sensitive bunch. It's places like 'Land' that paints our supporter base as one of the softest and cringiest going around.

Tell me about it. I got crticised on that site for calling Jordon a mediocre player (I was actually being generous if anything). Yet those same idiots who criticised me had the audacity to bash Lachie Hunter, who was clearly our best wingman this year.

 

[Young Redleg]

That's the thing isn't it. He acts like a 17 year old.

Gotta wonder when the club finally decides attitude is more important than talent.

Most 17 year olds are more mature than this guy.

 

[Toump Ass]

Wouldn’t surprise me if Clayton didn’t even know he wasn’t allowed to drive, I only found out I couldn’t because my wife bitched at me when I came home with a couple of whopper meals.

 

[Bluelegs]

Wouldn’t surprise me if Clayton didn’t even know he wasn’t allowed to drive, I only found out I couldn’t because my wife bitched at me when I came home with a couple of whopper meals.

Rookie mistake. You should have asked her if she wanted something.

 

[danster168]

When you post the exact same thing on demonland and then cop this.

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I can't stand demonland for this reason. barely look at it anymore

 

[TheBoss]

Tell me about it. I got crticised on that site for calling Jordon a mediocre player (I was actually being generous if anything). Yet those same idiots who criticised me had the audacity to bash Lachie Hunter, who was clearly our best wingman this year.

Cry more.

 

[Young Redleg]

Dazzle Davey calling people sensitive without a touch of irony.

Cry more.

Great insight mate.

 

[TheBoss]

Please regale me with more tales about how strangers hurt your feelings on the internet.

 

[A11dAtP0w3R]

Please regale me with more tales about how strangers hurt your feelings on the internet.

Having a moan about Land is hardly displaying hurt feelings. Its more for a laugh. Weird "youre soft, harden up" flex.