Player Watch #15: Dylan Stephens

[Mute Point]

Doesn't really address any of our list needs

 

[RossHenshaw]

Scared of his own shadow just like our #2

 

[Roosurgence]

Doesn't really address any of our list needs

He addresses our thirst for overpaying for genuine shittrucks.

 

[roos_fanatic08]

Could’ve taken him as a delisted free agent, Sydney were never going to offer him another contract. They laughed all the way to the bank with this trade

 

[tazaa]

Honestly, just because Brady indentifies a timid introvert that reminds him of his playing days - it does my head in how this board flocks to the player threads and suggest we just recruited the next Peter Matera

Peter Matera

Age

55

Ht

183cm

Wt

89kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.8

5star

K

14.0

5star

HB

4.9

4star

M

3.6

4star

T

2.4

4star

G

0.9

4star

No current season stats available

D

12.2

3star

K

9.0

4star

HB

3.2

3star

M

3.2

4star

T

0.6

3star

G

0.6

3star

.

He was shit as Sydney. Did nothing to walk into our 22. And his first 4 games are an embarrassment to our club and jumper.

I cannot believe he got a deal this long.

 

[r_boy]

Haven't seen the game but if he's bad as stated sack Rawlings I'm on board.

 

[Roosurgence]

Are these guys seriously ******ed?

They can’t even execute a short pass to a teammates advantage under no pressure.

It’s laughable.

 

[rooboytom_90]

Promising pre-season but why are we playing players out of form. Let him get some confidence in the two's for christ sake. Clarkson picking two genuine wingers again today out of form on a ground with no wings, ****ing shit campaigner coach.

 

[Roosurgence]

Hey Dylan highlight from your game today

Soft campaigner!

 

[Blightys Barrel]

Could be the worst recruit we've ever had. Has been horrible in all games this year

And the trend continues- absolutely hopeless

 

[Epictetus]

Lots of snap reactions to bad losses or performances, but this fella is absolutely bereft. Of talent and heart.

Unbelievably bad. Blows my mind how bad he is.

 

[Devil Fish]

I cannot believe he got a deal this long.

I can. Because the same clowns who thought Spicer was better than McCreery are still there.

 

[Kanga1996]

Delist immediately


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[Ed_Gein]

Could’ve taken him as a delisted free agent, Sydney were never going to offer him another contract. They laughed all the way to the bank with this trade

We did want him to stay actually. We only wanted to offer him a 2 year deal, you lot jumped in and offered him 4 which he accepted.

 

[Roosurgence]

We did want him to stay actually. We only wanted to offer him a 2 year deal, you lot jumped in and offered him 4 which he accepted.

Didn’t you dodge a bullet.

This guy shits his pants more than an infant.

 

[Uncle_Leo]

Lance Picioane was better than this bloke

Awful footballer

 

[Roosurgence]

Lance Picioane was better than this bloke

Awful footballer

Mark Powell was a better contributor to our club than this cat.

At least Powell was honest enough to know he wasn’t up to level and pull the pin.

 

[archereleven]

Holds width but never holds the football.

Thorpdale special - belongs on a spud farm.

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[Ed_Gein]

Didn’t you dodge a bullet.

This guy shits his pants more than an infant.

Yeah, there are some on the Swans board that held out hope he would've come good eventually. He did look like he was progressing okay in 2022, but went backwards last season... Truth be told, not sure what you lot saw in him to offer a 4 year deal.

 

[RightWingRoo]

We looked our best last year with Bailey and Elvis on the wings.
Not sure what the point is of a winger who can't find the footy. May need to try him somewhere else in the 2's

Needs to find something, or it will be a long 4 years waiting for his contract to run out.

 

[Roosurgence]

We looked our best last year with Bailey and Elvis on the wings.
Not sure what the point is of a winger who can't find the footy. May need to try him somewhere else in the 2's

Needs to find something, or it will be a long 4 years waiting for his contract to run out.

Just another contracted spud that will need to be delisted and paid out.

We have become the masters of offering long contracts to absolute potatoes. First CCJ and now this cat.

 

[Makeshift Park]

Very average game. Most generous defence I got is that it be difficult to play as a winger on an oval that literally has no wings.

 

[Roosurgence]

It’s going to be a problem for this bloke when we play in the white shorts.

 

[RightWingRoo]

Just another contracted spud that will need to be delisted and paid out.

We have become the masters of offering long contracts to absolute potatoes. First CCJ and now this cat.

Sadly I think you're right
He'd also have to agree to be paid out though I think (ala Polec). $400,000k a year to play VFL, would be hard to turn down.
Think we're stuck with him. So if you're a believer, it's time to pray he finds something

 

[Roosurgence]

Very average game. Most generous defence I got is that it be difficult to play as a winger on an oval that literally has no wings.

Very average is very genourous.

That was up there with one of the worst performances in our jumper.

I think they had to sub him off so he could clean his shorts out.

Makes Phoenix Spicer look like Glenn Archer.