Oppo Camp 2023 Death Ride: Poorta dlelie Footbal Club Power (Est. 1997) - Port out in straight sets, NMFC get pick #14

Where will the 1997 boys finish next year?

  • 15th - 18th

    Votes: 68 19.9%
  • 9th - 14th

    Votes: 158 46.3%
  • 5th - 8th

    Votes: 67 19.6%
  • 1st - 4th

    Votes: 48 14.1%

  • Total voters
    341

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****. Are those really JHF’s legs? Poor campaigner. I do feel sorry for him if we mismanaged that. What did he have? Compartment syndrome? A lot of scar tissue and strength and fitness loss right there.

Seeing Wardlaws quads really makes the exchange even better
 
*. Are those really JHF’s legs? Poor campaigner. I do feel sorry for him if we mismanaged that. What did he have? Compartment syndrome? A lot of scar tissue and strength and fitness loss right there.

Seeing Wardlaws quads really makes the exchange even better

For sale: footballer with bad attitude in need of some repairs. Will need to fix at own expense as current owner fed up. Price 2 x National Draft picks (one of these will need to be in the top 2) plus brand new automobile for footballer’s step father.
 
Was it Kochies idea to play a home game vs the Suns in China? I just wonder which team the locals may have decided to cheer for! (Probably neither but in the same way my missus has her yearly punt on the horses based on colors, I'd suggest it probably wasn't Port).
 

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FFS. I can’t wait for footy to start. It’s way too early to be talking this sort of s**t

Good to see the comments pretty much caning the afl.com.au numpties.

Funny hearing that coming out of Port though with no capital to speak of. Thought they were happy after their trade period.

Am sure going all in on Rioli, JHF and Kenny will work out in the end.

What a 'safe' club. :)
 
What’s going on with that lump just above his left knee? Bit of meat hanging out so they just shoved it in and hoped for the best?
The lump above his knee? You mean his body?

Oh, the carbuncle... I think you might be right. The surgeon down at the Alberton abattoir couldn't figure out the best way to get rid of the excess blubber.
 

So Ben would rather move out of Melbourne, to Adelaide, and play with that sook, than stay in Melboune and play with his twin brother (if he really wanted to get out of NMFC, which I won't believe until he commits to that)?? I'm baffled by this, i doubt they'd have a ton of money to throw at him either...
 
Was it Kochies idea to play a home game vs the Suns in China? I just wonder which team the locals may have decided to cheer for! (Probably neither but in the same way my missus has her yearly punt on the horses based on colors, I'd suggest it probably wasn't Port).
Gonna go out on a limb and suggest that the team that plays in red with yellow splashes of colour might have been the obvious choice for locals who want to maintain their social standing...

So Ben would rather move out of Melbourne, to Adelaide, and play with that sook, than stay in Melboune and play with his twin brother (if he really wanted to get out of NMFC, which I won't believe until he commits to that)?? I'm baffled by this, i doubt they'd have a ton of money to throw at him either...

People constantly overthink the brother / twin thing with Ben and other players. Not everyone wants to hang out with their family all day every day, not every couple with a healthy relationship would want to work together all day in the same business.

Ben, like many KPP's with some talent and in their prime would have a raft of suitors right here in Melbourne and no need to go anywhere else without a bucket of money being involved.
 
The lump above his knee? You mean his body?

Oh, the carbuncle... I think you might be right. The surgeon down at the Alberton abattoir couldn't figure out the best way to get rid of the excess blubber.

Looks like the surgeon at the hummers put his knee on back to front
 

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Oppo Camp 2023 Death Ride: Poorta dlelie Footbal Club Power (Est. 1997) - Port out in straight sets, NMFC get pick #14

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