Oppo Camp 2023 Death Ride: Poorta dlelie Footbal Club Power (Est. 1997) - Port out in straight sets, NMFC get pick #14

[WillemDaDrew]

Learn your place inbred, I hadn’t finished speaking.

Ok, do I need to read the Dummies for North board manual before I can post?

 

[Shermanator]

The Tarpies have banned kick to kick on the oval after the games this year, but they’ve found a great replacement initiative for the inbred dads & kiddies to enjoy.. a real family club.. #t#tarpsrus

 

[kaboom kid]

Por Tarpalaide - 1997. City of Surgeons.

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He's been butchered. Would be surprised if he ever plays another game.

 

[giantroo]

 

[shinboner magic]

Ok, do I need to read the Dummies for North board manual before I can post?

You’d first have to learn how to read numpty
I’d back Stevie wonder to read better than you do

 

[barnrokn]

Am I allowed to say that North buddied JHF up with Tharryn Thomas who was accused of DV and stalking his missus, so he wouldn’t feel homesick?

 

[barnrokn]

AFL’s new Tasmanian franchise… The Norf Tassie Turkeys Gobble Gobble…

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[justroyal]

****. Are those really JHF’s legs? Poor campaigner. I do feel sorry for him if we mismanaged that. What did he have? Compartment syndrome? A lot of scar tissue and strength and fitness loss right there.

Seeing Wardlaws quads really makes the exchange even better

 

[Passmore]

*. Are those really JHF’s legs? Poor campaigner. I do feel sorry for him if we mismanaged that. What did he have? Compartment syndrome? A lot of scar tissue and strength and fitness loss right there.

Seeing Wardlaws quads really makes the exchange even better

For sale: footballer with bad attitude in need of some repairs. Will need to fix at own expense as current owner fed up. Price 2 x National Draft picks (one of these will need to be in the top 2) plus brand new automobile for footballer’s step father.

 

[Disco Dew]

FFS. I can’t wait for footy to start. It’s way too early to be talking this sort of shit

 

[The Dingrel]

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Was it Kochies idea to play a home game vs the Suns in China? I just wonder which team the locals may have decided to cheer for! (Probably neither but in the same way my missus has her yearly punt on the horses based on colors, I'd suggest it probably wasn't Port).

 

[The Dingrel]

Por Tarpalaide - 1997. City of Surgeons.

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Who's his surgeon, the local butcher or this guy perhaps?

 

[shinboner magic]

Who's his surgeon, the local butcher or this guy perhaps?

This guy more like it

 

[Ry009]

FFS. I can’t wait for footy to start. It’s way too early to be talking this sort of s**t

Good to see the comments pretty much caning the afl.com.au numpties.

Funny hearing that coming out of Port though with no capital to speak of. Thought they were happy after their trade period.

Am sure going all in on Rioli, JHF and Kenny will work out in the end.

What a 'safe' club.

 

[Val Keating]

Por Tarpalaide - 1997. City of Surgeons.

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What’s going on with that lump just above his left knee? Bit of meat hanging out so they just shoved it in and hoped for the best?

 

[martyparty]

The footy season is actually here…
Time to go hunting Poor Tarpies

 

[DERRINALPHIL]

My favourite surgical tool. I raise beautiful flaps.

 

[Samsquanch]

What’s going on with that lump just above his left knee? Bit of meat hanging out so they just shoved it in and hoped for the best?

The lump above his knee? You mean his body?

Oh, the carbuncle... I think you might be right. The surgeon down at the Alberton abattoir couldn't figure out the best way to get rid of the excess blubber.

 

[Conundrum]

So Ben would rather move out of Melbourne, to Adelaide, and play with that sook, than stay in Melboune and play with his twin brother (if he really wanted to get out of NMFC, which I won't believe until he commits to that)?? I'm baffled by this, i doubt they'd have a ton of money to throw at him either...

 

[shintemaster]

Was it Kochies idea to play a home game vs the Suns in China? I just wonder which team the locals may have decided to cheer for! (Probably neither but in the same way my missus has her yearly punt on the horses based on colors, I'd suggest it probably wasn't Port).

Gonna go out on a limb and suggest that the team that plays in red with yellow splashes of colour might have been the obvious choice for locals who want to maintain their social standing...

So Ben would rather move out of Melbourne, to Adelaide, and play with that sook, than stay in Melboune and play with his twin brother (if he really wanted to get out of NMFC, which I won't believe until he commits to that)?? I'm baffled by this, i doubt they'd have a ton of money to throw at him either...

People constantly overthink the brother / twin thing with Ben and other players. Not everyone wants to hang out with their family all day every day, not every couple with a healthy relationship would want to work together all day in the same business.

Ben, like many KPP's with some talent and in their prime would have a raft of suitors right here in Melbourne and no need to go anywhere else without a bucket of money being involved.

 

[Harvey Manfrenjensenden]

ive read 3/4 of pages on this thread. I still dont understand what 'Poorta Dlelie' means?

Me either until you asked. I even goggled Dlelie

It was the greatest post every on this board, and I mean GREATEST EVER!

Now I get it

 

[martyparty]

Me either until you asked. I even goggled Dlelie




Now I get it

 

[Val Keating]

The lump above his knee? You mean his body?

Oh, the carbuncle... I think you might be right. The surgeon down at the Alberton abattoir couldn't figure out the best way to get rid of the excess blubber.

Looks like the surgeon at the hummers put his knee on back to front

 

[r00boy96]

Am I allowed to say that North buddied JHF up with Tharryn Thomas who was accused of DV and stalking his missus, so he wouldn’t feel homesick?

Crom Roo

 

[Disco Dew]

Crom Roo

I dunno man, ‘98 still stings