Oppo Camp 2023 Death Ride: Poorta dlelie Footbal Club Power (Est. 1997) - Port out in straight sets, NMFC get pick #14

[Handsome.B.Wonderful]

Astonishingly good.

I completely lost it at Steven Salopek.

That neck injury he suffered on-set in 2000 really cut his career short.

 

[The Dingrel]

Has anyone listened to the triple m SA podcast on the triple M app, it’s got Bernie, Roo, Jars, Dits ect. I was walking the tan and checked to see if there was an early Saturday rub episode on before round 1, which there wasn’t but noticed this and why it caught my eye was because the heading was “JHF cops a spray”. They spoke about it for about 5 minutes, apparently copped an absolute rocket from Kenny Infront of everyone at training for always walking when Port doesn’t have the footy, apparently becoming a huge issue that quite a few learned football track watchers are noticing over in that part of Aus.

Didn't he literally cry after a Noble spray post Lions debacle last year?

 

[martyparty]

Didn't he literally cry after a Noble spray post Lions debacle last year?

I think he’s a sook, but I haven’t heard that one.. tell me more.

 

[jimandphilbadge]

I think he’s a sook, but I haven’t heard that one.. tell me more.

Story I heard from someone at the club was after the embarassing display versus Brisbane the entire 22 got a spray in the rooms from the coach. Shortly afterwards during recovery in the rooms one player was missing, they couldn't find him and he wasn't answering his phone. He was later found alone on the team bus sulking it up.

 

[Samsquanch]

Story I heard from someone at the club was after the embarassing display versus Brisbane the entire 22 got a spray in the rooms from the coach. Shortly afterwards during recovery in the rooms one player was missing, they couldn't find him and he wasn't answering his phone. He was later found alone on the team bus sulking it up.

On the team bus (ironically). Avoided the ice bath too I'll bet.

 

[King Corey]

We all give each other a bit of shit on here but kudos to Jason for this personal breakthrough. Gotta respect his courage.

 

[Samsquanch]

We all give each other a bit of s**t on here but kudos to Jason for this personal breakthrough. Gotta respect his courage.

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Actually, it was a Chiko Roll but it had a dash of soy sauce on it.


He wiped most of that off though.

 

[Hojuman]

Reckon the Lions will have the ball humming all around the ground v Por Tarpalaide on Saturday twilight.

 

[Samsquanch]

Reckon the Lions will have the ball humming all around the ground v Por Tarpalaide on Saturday twilight.

Tarpies could be scraping the bottom of the ladder from the start of this season which is pretty rough considering that despite the fact their own supporters are death-riding the coach, they still believe that they are contenders.

 

[martyparty]

Tarpies could be scraping the bottom of the ladder from the start of this season which is pretty rough considering that despite the fact their own supporters are death-riding the coach, they still believe that they are contenders.

Yes, the poor Poor Tarpies will be torn apart from the difficult decision to either boycott Kenny or to parade around in daylight in their new striped pyjamas…

 

[Samsquanch]

Yes, the poor Poor Tarpies will be torn apart from the difficult decision to either boycott Kenny or to parade around in daylight in their new striped pyjamas…

They didn't realise, but when Collingwood gave them permission to wear the prison uniform, this was what was signed off on...

 

[LB2Snake]

It's actually appalling, and pretty flipping insulting, how much they blame the Roos for Jason's shitful attitude.

Should we refer to JHF as "Step son of convicted and jailed Domestic Violence offender Fabian Francis" whenever we mention him? No we don't.

Pull ya flipping head in Port, it's shocking behaviour from your club.

Doesn't matter what they think happened, it's completely classless from them. What a shitful club.

 

[Makeshift Park]

It's actually appalling, and pretty *ing insulting, how much they blame the Roos for Jason's shitful attitude.

Appalling and insulting, or just woefully naive and desperate?
We’ll find out soon enough!

 

[year of the roo]

It's actually appalling, and pretty *ing insulting, how much they blame the Roos for Jason's shitful attitude.

Should we refer to JHF as "Step son of convicted and jailed Domestic Violence offender Fabian Francis" whenever we mention him? No we don't.

Pull ya *ing head in Port, it's shocking behaviour from your club.

Doesn't matter what they think happened, it's completely classless from them. What a shitful club.

Yes.

 

[LB2Snake]

Appalling and insulting, or just woefully naive and desperate?
We’ll find out soon enough!

It doesn’t matter either way. I’m disgusted that as a club they are happy to continuously throw ours under the bus when we have been classy and said nothing about his shocking attitude and behaviour. The whole deal with JHF stinks of pre draft tampering bullshit and the AFL do nothing. That’s all hearsay, but the whole thing is bizarre.
AND they’ve got the player they wanted in a more than fair deal. Have a bit of humility Port.

 

[Horizons_00]

****ing lol

 

[Dudersaurus]

They didn't realise, but when Collingwood gave them permission to wear the prison uniform, this was what was signed off on...
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Unfortunately not a successful merch line as the supporters already have them.

 

[WillemDaDrew]

They didn't realise, but when Collingwood gave them permission to wear the prison uniform, this was what was signed off on...
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Tarryn’s new pajamas?

 

[hilly]

Oh good WillemDafoe is back

On SM-S901E using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[shinboner magic]

Tarryn’s new pajamas?

You’re probably older than your franchise

 

[Shermanator]

Tarryn’s new pajamas?

Nah Fabian’s hand-me-downs..

 

[Samsquanch]

Tarryn’s new pajamas?

Only if Fabian gifted them to him for mentoring the lad when mummy and "daddy" weren't there to wipe his bottom.

 

[morell]

Imagine being the poor social media & marketing graduate from Charles Sturt University or Flinders F*** Hole Junior College or whatever passes for an educational institution in that garbage state, getting your first job as the social media person for the Power. Being called into a meeting with the top brass at Port Adelaide. Now doors are opening, you think. I'm getting somewhere. Foot on the ladder, climbing through the ranks. A Jayco caravan I can drive to Noarlunga and all the Farmers Union Iced Coffee I can drink is not far away surely. Kochie enters the room, followed by a clown car of ex-Port luminaries. They're all there. Josh Francou. Dean Brogan. Steven Salopek. Paul Stewart. My god, you pant. Royalty, and I with my degree and no experience am among them. What follows is a growing and stunning realisation as Kochie holds court, briefing all in attendance that that pissant club from Arden Street, the mean and nasty Kangaroos, they broke our boy, they hurt him real bad, but we're going to put him back together alright, you'll see - and I want you to spread the message, Josh, Dean, Steven, Paul, Warren, we've got our man in the media Kane going over the top every day but you need to back him up, you need to drive this message home. And then he gestures vaguely in your direction, and this is the one who's going to write the articles, one every three days, to be released by the club social media accounts, the triumphant rise of Jase. Like a reverse Humpty Dumpty, we're putting him back on that wall after we found him, broken and bruised by those nasty Roos. And you realise you have basically become a propagandist, and all hope is fading and you want to be one of the boys, you want to be accepted by Woz and Stewie and Broges and Kochie, and so you agree, and thus another SA acolyte is born and you feel your integrity slipping away with every article that begins with "Dean Brogan knew something was wrong with Jason Horne-Francis from afar"

Far out mate

 

[King Corey]

Far out mate

Welcome to our board brother. You'll find a warm meal and hearty support here.

Looks like your Poorta Dlelie comrades aren't really appreciating your contributions .

 

[morell]

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Welcome to our board brother. You'll find a warm meal and hearty support here.

Looks like your Poorta Dlelie comrades aren't really appreciating your contributions .

I have no idea what you're talking about, but ok!

And good luck for the year, spent a bit of time around Arden Street back in the day. Good football people. Also think you've got a nucleus for a quick build and in the end will do reasonably well out of the JHF trade IMO.