A thread to celebrate Carlton's inevitable 2024 AFL premiership win

[kreuze_missile]

With the outcome of the 2024 AFL season already known, I figure there won't be much to discuss in 2024 on Bigfooty.

To give all something footy-related to talk about I wanted to create a space to celebrate Carlton's inevitable 2024 premiership win.

Neutral supporters are welcome. We know you all love Crippa, Walshy, Charlie Curnow

30

Charlie Curnow

Age

27

Ht

194cm

Wt

94kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.3

3star

K

9.7

4star

HB

3.6

3star

M

5.3

5star

T

2.2

4star

G

1.3

5star

No current season stats available

D

10.8

3star

K

6.4

3star

HB

4.4

4star

M

3.2

4star

T

1.6

4star

G

0.8

4star

, and all our other guns.

We know you'll be screaming ORRRAAZZZIIOOO at your TV when he kicks a bag in Round 1.

We know you've seen Zac Williams training the house down.

And you know that Elijah Hollands is ready to dominate after having the Gold Coast curse lifted.

What are you most excited to see?

Harry McKay

10

Harry Mckay

Age

27

Ht

200cm

Wt

106kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

9.9

3star

K

7.5

3star

HB

2.4

2star

M

5.5

5star

T

1.6

4star

G

1.4

5star

D

6.6

1star

K

4.6

2star

HB

2.0

1star

M

3.6

4star

T

1.4

2star

G

1.4

5star

D

8.8

3star

K

6.8

3star

HB

2.0

2star

M

4.4

4star

T

0.8

3star

G

2.0

5star

win another coleman?

Walsh win a Brownlow?

Jack Martin

19

Jack Martin

Age

29

Ht

186cm

Wt

82kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.2

4star

K

10.0

4star

HB

6.3

4star

M

4.9

5star

T

3.7

5star

G

0.9

4star

D

14.9

4star

K

7.9

3star

HB

7.0

4star

M

4.3

4star

T

3.6

4star

G

1.1

5star

D

8.2

2star

K

4.6

2star

HB

3.6

3star

M

1.8

2star

T

2.0

4star

G

0.6

3star

win the Norm Smith?

Weitering being the #1 defender in the game?

Blake Acres

13

Blake Acres

Age

29

Ht

193cm

Wt

92kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.5

4star

K

8.9

3star

HB

8.6

5star

M

3.7

4star

T

3.2

5star

CL

1.9

4star

D

12.7

3star

K

5.0

2star

HB

7.7

4star

M

4.0

4star

T

2.7

4star

CL

1.0

3star

D

8.2

2star

K

3.8

2star

HB

4.4

4star

M

1.2

2star

T

2.4

4star

CL

1.8

4star

dominate another finals series?

Neutrals will not be judged for their turncoating. This is a safe space for you to get all that Carlton-related excitement out of your system.

Special shout out to Richmond, Geelong and St Kilda fans who are in for a bleak 2024. Need to lock in Carlton as their "2nd team" now before the bandwagon fills up.

Regards,
KM

 

[V_23]

No posts yet because oppo flogs are already resigned to the fact that the mighty Blues are taking home the flag this year?

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

The Bay Flogs are going to cop it sweet when Cripps and Voss lift the Cup in 2024

We may not actually lose a game and become footy's first Invincibles.



Loser club toddlers like Tuggers and Hawfies and Bummers will have to bath in their bitter, salty tears of our forthcoming flag dynasty.

5 flags by 2032 is the objective.

There is no limit to our greatness.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

5 flags by 2032 is the objective

The Blue Print

The Carlton Football Club has released details of a five-year strategic plan that aims to cement a 17th premiership for the Club

www.carltonfc.com.au

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Jack Martin win the Norm Smith?

You know you have to play in a GF for that, right?



...CarLOLton have been garbage since well before you joined the Bay

 

[Anderstake]

With a greater percentage OVER 126 YEARS than the 2 clubs that won their 16th premierships cheating the salary cap
Collingwood becomes the most successful club of all time... GOAT

 

[Anderstake]

Carlton is now synonymous with these.

 

[Anderstake]

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Carltank keep making these glorious 5 year plans and their nuffie supporters keep lapping them up

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

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Oh terrific, another glue sniffing, centreline dependent waste of oxygen Collingwood supporting flog.

You pitiful gurl guides have not beaten Carlton when it matters most since 1910.

Put that up your clacker and stroke it, ya arrogant dicktaco !








Your feral, corrupt pisstain of a footy club can never ever claim to be better than Carlton until you beat us in a grand final.

In your heart, you know that to be true.

 

[Anderstake]

and yet we're the GOAT and you're the SPOON

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

We've never beaten University in a GF either

They must be really good

 

[zackah]

KM freds never backfire

 

[JustaBattler]

LOL @ Collingwoods' flukey flag - universally acknowledged as the least respected flag win in the history of the game and the collingflog chest puffing nuffies are delirious about their delusion...still fapping off about it and too scared to make ANY predictions about their pizzant prison bar-wearing grommets.

1910 is the last time the silly chickens beat Carlton in GF - 1910 and in between how many times has Carlton handed them misery in on plate...LOL @ the nuffies

duh Carlton won a dead rubber game duh - nose picker commentary

 

[JustaBattler]

KM freds never backfire

Collingwood are shyte -Essendon will go in hot favourites on Anzac Day

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

 

[Anderstake]

LOL @ Collingwoods' flukey flag - universally acknowledged as the least respected flag win in the history of the game and the collingflog chest puffing nuffies are delirious about their delusion...still fapping off about it and too scared to make ANY predictions about their pizzant prison bar-wearing grommets.

1910 is the last time the silly chickens beat Carlton in GF - 1910 and in between how many times has Carlton handed them misery in on plate...LOL @ the nuffies

duh Carlton won a dead rubber game duh - nose picker commentary

Uh huh... and who is the most successful club of all time?

Who has won more games, more finals, more records, more supporters, more hall of famers etc etc than any other club?

Who headed the premiership table for over 60 years, longer than the other 17 clubs all put together?

Who is the GOAT?

coz it sure aint you

 

[zackah]

Collingwood are shyte -Essendon will go in hot favourites on Anzac Day

Finally. A non delusional tanker!

 

[JustaBattler]

Q: Uh huh... and who is the most successful club of all time?
A: Caaaaaaarlton by a long way

Collingwood have to rent a park in Richmnod mate- a bunch of toofless homeless hobos - with prison bars and tatts to go with lack of dentures - and smelly under arms to go with their knuckle dragging mouth breathing ways

 

[JustaBattler]

Finally. A non delusional tanker!

Is the check in the mail yet?

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

too scared to make ANY predictions about their pizzant prison bar-wearing grommets

Flagpies B2B

Second leg of the 4peat in 2024

 

[Anderstake]

Collingwood have to rent a park in Richmnod mate- a bunch of toofless homeless hobos - with prison bars and tatts to go with lack of dentures - and smelly under arms to go with their knuckle dragging mouth breathing ways

That's not how you spell the GOAT.

 

[JustaBattler]

look troof be told - your bunch of tooflesses kinda deserved a flag after all the misses ...and also the Bay boofhead Collingflogs arent the so called Main Board button mashing blouses

 

[Anderstake]

look troof be told - your bunch of tooflesses kinda deserved a flag after all the misses ...and also the Bay boofhead Collingflogs arent the so called Main Board button mashing blouses

You can say it, we're the most successful club of all time, and sure we do it differently to everyone else, we play a Grand Final every 2.6 years, win a lot, lose a lot, we're like the insurance salesman that knows he has to hit a certain number of prospects to get a sale, but we're the GOAT so you can't argue with the process.

 

[Cyclops]

Fred going well already.

Just need KM to nail his colors to an actual pledge, something like if the Blues don't win he will quit BF.