Autopsy AFL 2024 Opening Round 0 - Swans v Demons Thurs March 7th 7:30pm AEDT (SCG)

[Call Me Cake]

I guess we don't need to bounce the ball anymore.

 

[Lsta062]

Picketts a fair in.

Is that going to be enough though? I’m not sure

 

[HBFlanker]

Is Ben Brown

50

Ben Brown

Age

31

Ht

200cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.7

3star

K

7.7

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

4.8

5star

T

1.2

3star

G

2.2

5star

D

7.9

2star

K

6.3

3star

HB

1.6

1star

M

3.7

4star

T

0.9

2star

G

1.0

4star

D

8.0

2star

K

4.6

2star

HB

3.4

3star

M

4.4

4star

T

1.4

4star

G

1.2

4star

injured?

 

[Elixuh]

As TLC once said, Van Rooyen is a scrub

 

[YeoShuey]

Goal.

 

[Red Black and Blue]

Painful watch. This handling is bad. Poor idea to bring the season forward especially in the warmer states.

 

[TY24]

Melbourne look so utterly lost any time they go forward of centre

 

[Red Black and Blue]

Melbourne have a big problem on their hands with that forward line. This season might end up a write-off if they don’t find something soon.

Move is Petracca to full forward. Sparrow is ready for the minutes in the guts.

 

[BringFevBack2021]

Gulden the GOAT

 

[Lsta062]

Good catch, that was touched

 

[Elixuh]

Goal.

Wrong

 

[bzparkes]

These commentators blind?

 

[Colonial]

BT not happy. Stunned.
He loathes anything north of the Murray.

 

[The Devils Advocate]

Lol, BT is blind.

 

[RUNVS]

Richo is going a bit blind if he did not see Gulden's finger move.

 

[Elixuh]

BT just asked to see the manager

 

[Bloody]

Needed to be a trigger warning for Crows supporters there i feel

 

[juss]

Seems a little flat particularly with a pretty one sided crowd for the opening game imo

 

[danster168]

frustrating to watch like usual. smashing the swans but just not able to convert. nothing has changed. losing to average teams.

 

[Fadge]

Reckon Gulden should take more of Sydney's kick-ins.

 

[GastevsBeard]

i really loathe these ticky-touch goal reviews like Neal-Bullen's

dunno how you can be certain that was touched

 

[NeutralFan]

Nothing more frustrating in AFL than ruck free kicks no one knows what they were even for or if they were even advantageous.

 

[RUNVS]

frustrating to watch like usual. smashing the swans but just not able to convert. nothing has changed. losing to average teams.

Everyone has us in the top 8 and some have us in the top 4. We are not an average team.

 

[Lsta062]

Move is Petracca to full forward. Sparrow is ready for the minutes in the guts.

I think that would be a good move. Melbourne have plenty of talent in the midfield with Oliver back, so they can afford to play him at full forward. Would improve their forward line

 

[YeoShuey]

Oliver injured? May be a blessing for Melbourne if so.