Charged when he’s practically dead. By the time his appeals are exhausted he will be. On bail in the interim.
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Alan Jones accused of multiple sexual assaults
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PMs have zero input/influence on law enforcement and Crown prosecutors.
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They could obviously stand up to him though.
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Better late than never.
It is a given - for once I’d like to see the Beaks call the expert quacks to the stand and interrogate their diagnosis
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Lead attorney for the defence-“Your Honour, it has come to our attention, that a poster going by the moniker of Festerz, a much admired and respected member of the SRP, for his unwavering dedication and commitment and contribution to reason, integrity and fact based values by the community and the majority of posters on this site, posted a thread about Alan Jones and his historical and recent paedophillic crimes, was posted on the Australian political board of the Bigfooty site.
It was duly noted and questioned by MPMonkeys, a poster of not much note to be honest, but, that this thread should have not, I REPEAT, NOT, have been posted in the Australian political board and should have found its way onto their Crimes Board, I hereby state and conclude, albeit it terse, my opening statement”.
Judge- Thumping the now extinct Blue Mountain Ash desk he sits behind, and pounds it vigorously with his weak, pale and soft hands repeatedly-“Is this true, this is OUTRAGEOUS, OUTRAGEOUS I TELLS YA, OUTRAGEOUS and OUTRAGEOUSLY OUTRAGEOUS”.
The Jury-all stand united beyond probability, striking and thumping at any given timber they can reach, chairs, the exquisite courtroom parquetry flooring, the dividing balustrades, stolen from High mountain Victorian Ash An elderly woman jurist grabs an aging jurist gentleman’s 150 year old walking cane, a familial relic handed down to the first son in his lineage, carved from ancient English Oak, a much prized artefact, she begins to chew vigorously through it with her failing false teeth with the flagrant support of the owner and the rest of the Jurors, eventually gnawing through it, hoisting it broken in two perfectly measured halves…..tossing it at the ceiling wailing, “OUTRAGEOUS” and unitedly uncontrollably virulent jurors join the chorus, “OUTRAGEOUSLY OUTRAGEOUS WE ARE”. Like a war cry from a failed Mel Gibson script about a Jewish Amazonian black leopard messiah man crucified by Jewish space lasers in Hawaii during the paleolithic era of the Biden administration.
Realising the temerity of the situation, the Prosecutors rise tall and begin to jump upon their own desk and mimic Tom Cruise, hooting and hollering like ravenous Bonobos screeching and baying for the meagre primate blood of their neighbouring chimpanzees, “OUTRAGEOUSLY OUTRAGEOUS, they took our jerbs, OUTRAGEOUS” they howl, now in need for the flesh of this progenitor of heresy from Bigfooty.
Upon witnessing the orchestra of symphonic primal screeching and howling, the families of the accusers, and accusers themselves, in a parsimonious cacophony of betrayal, leap to their feet in the gallery seats, “OUTRAGEOUSLY OUTRAGEOUS”.
Upon hearing the outrageously outrageous events occurring, Ray Hadley, Ben Fordham, and ScoMo make frantic calls to Prime Minister Anthony Albanese.
Albo, in his calculated wisdom pulls from his 3rd draw down at his home desk, Australia’s nuclear codes and 3 red buttoned activation controller, simultaneously activating dual keys with the help of his immigrant cleaner in his newly acquired premise on the North Shore cliff side Palace.
He hits 1,2,3 in harmonious style, much like his scratching and phase control from his most glorious DJ career.
Nukes rain down on Fitzroy, Brunswick, Collingwood, St.Kilda, Prahran and Melbourne central.
The Courtroom watches the destruction on closed circuit television, there is silence for a brief moment, until the squeals of joy and delight erupt and the entire courtroom all embrace in loving laughter and solidarity.
“We will never surrender to the woke movement and godless heathens, never will a Victorian be Prime Minister again, long live Sydney and the right wing conservative Liberal IPA loving paedophiles, except for Dutton, a true PAL DOG FOOD MAN OF QUEENSLAND IMPERIAL ROYAL COLONIALISM”.
And with that, peace and harmony was restored and bestowed upon us all in the Land down under.
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No surprises there.
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Some hilarious responses to that tweet from Aussie cookers.
'I don't believe it, the left are going after him cuz he exposed the climate scam'
These people get to vote ffs
'I don't believe it, the left are going after him cuz he exposed the climate scam'
These people get to vote ffs
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We all know the cookers hate kiddie fiddlers unless they're someone they worship then the excuses and delusional denials come out.
I mean how dare someone accuse their heroes of being kiddie fiddlers and then back it up with evidence, a history of kiddie fiddler behaviour and multiple victim statements! That not how this is meant to work, you're meant to accuse your (imagined) enemies of it with absolutely nothing to back up the allegations with bonus points if you can include them in a global kiddie fiddler cabal with total disregard for any physical and logical impossibilities of it being the case
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I stand with any of his victims.
If it's a conservative it's a false allegation. Though if Jones is convicted the right will probably claim he's actually trans or something else equally moronic.We all know the cookers hate kiddie fiddlers unless they're someone they worship then the excuses and delusional denials come out.
I mean how dare someone accuse their heroes of being kiddie fiddlers and then back it up with evidence, a history of kiddie fiddler behaviour and multiple victim statements! That not how this is meant to work, you're meant to accuse your (imagined) enemies of it with absolutely nothing to back up the allegations with bonus points if you can include them in a global kiddie fiddler cabal with total disregard for any physical and logical impossibilities of it being the case
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Unlike Jimmy savile, Jones will know his name will be mud after he is gone
zumahawk
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950 people liked that post. Far out. Anyone defending him is filth and not in reality.
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Triggering is at the top of their moral compass
It's because in some people's minds every matter is viewed through the lens of the Left or the Right
It's truly depressing
zumahawk
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Yup.
A criminal act is a criminal act no matter the political stripes. Not everyone in society, only a very select few get the privilege of having others defend them in this way. Trump, Tate etc and now some albeit very few are defending Jones and his alleged sexual assaults.
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Depressing that like with Pell he only gets arrested once his usefulness in helping politicians is expired. I expect he won't see a day in prison even if he is found guilty due to the "too old" defense.
Glad his victims get to see him held accountable though.
Glad his victims get to see him held accountable though.
Another reason to leave that nazi infested sewer and head to Bluesky.
This.We all know the cookers hate kiddie fiddlers unless they're someone they worship then the excuses and delusional denials come out.
I mean how dare someone accuse their heroes of being kiddie fiddlers and then back it up with evidence, a history of kiddie fiddler behaviour and multiple victim statements! That not how this is meant to work, you're meant to accuse your (imagined) enemies of it with absolutely nothing to back up the allegations with bonus points if you can include them in a global kiddie fiddler cabal with total disregard for any physical and logical impossibilities of it being the case
Cookers: OK groomer.
Also cookers: I stand with Alan Jones.
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Peta Credlin was never likely to molested or assaulted by Jones was she? Or to be in the places where these assaults took place.
Credlin well knows this of course and yet this is her second article 'out of character for the man I know' article in 12 months.
Shame on her.
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Spot on.
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Of course, it has nothing to do with defending the Liberal Party "brand" does it?
Exactly the same is the Higgins case, where right wing "journalists" (media commentators) rush to the defence of an alleged sex offender facing Court.
I wonder when and whether the noted defenders of Jones are going to attack the victims?
The usual suspects in that thread can recycle their defence, nobody saw it so it may not have occured, the victims are only seeking a monetary outcome and their interpretaion of the minutae of the allegations "proves" that reasonable doubt exists
