Are dogs the most overrated thing in the modern world?

Are dogs the most overrated thing in the world?


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Let me preface this by saying that I rather enjoy dogs despite the impression you might get from my upcoming rant. I think they are mostly cute and fun to play with, and I enjoy patting a cute puppy as much as anyone.

But I think they are grossly overrated and their importance is massively overstated in modern times. I'm not sure when this shift happened. It seems like only 10-15 years ago being obsessed with pets and treating them as human children was the domain of middle aged spinsters and weird old grannies who lived alone, but now it is totally mainstream.

To me this obsession with dogs is a sign of the emotional immaturity/instability of the general population. The world is a cold place and difficult to navigate and so people clutch to these simple animals who show vaguely human-like displays of affection to convince themselves that they are indeed loveable, because they have won the affection of an animal that would show the same affection to a serial killer or terrorist as it would to them. These people also say things like 'dogs are better than humans' because other humans judge them based on their words and actions, and not just the fact that they exist and sometimes give them food.

I also love the phrase 'there are no bad dogs, just bad owners' whenever a dog (inevitably a pitbull or similarly aggressive breed) attacks a person. I don't buy it. Some dogs are just shits, and some dog breeds are predisposed to violence and shouldn't be owned by anyone, including people who can quote unquote handle them.

I saw this website DoesTheDogDie.com where movies that depict dogs being harmed (among other things) are listed so that people who are upset by this can avoid the film. I mean, c'mon, this is an example of the hysterical/emotional instability of dog lovers. There is no need for a grown adult to turn into some delicate flower, fainting onto a couch when they see a dog suffering pretend harm onscreen.

I'm sorry if this post is a bit jumbled, I don't have the patience to proofread but I hope my point is clear. If you can't enjoy a dog as a dog, and have to attach all these human traits to it, then you don't really like dogs IMO.
 

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Dogs are the best

But there is certainly a line between being obsessed/treating them like a small human compared to treating them like an animal albeit a companion

chicken nuggets
bacon
soccer
coffee

all more overrated

You sire, are not living
 
Dogs have become an extension of the person

Forget buying a secondhand dog though, only the best designer puppy will do for those social media shots

Meanwhile the sausage factory struggles to process the waiting list of abandoned canines
 

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I refuse to believe you didn't cry watching Marley and Me

I did, we had a Labrador when i was a kid and when he took the Marley to the vet to be put down was the exact same way that happened with out dog
 
I find it creepy that people create Instagram/Twitter accounts for their dogs and then post on them in the 1st person. "Mommy and Daddy took me to the park today!". Weird shit.

I can understand why people love pets so much, though. Humans are terrible creatures, really - killing, stealing, betraying friends for their own selfish pleasure. A dog will almost always show you affection no matter how shit other humans treat you.
 
Dogs are great company, good fun to play with, and they're cute (at least our dog is, which is a Labrador). She has her downsides, can bark a bit and takes a bit to calm down, and gnaws on your hand or arm

They're not really overrated as a family pet, but as has been said, when people start putting costumes on their dogs and having birthday parties, that's a bit too much
 
Dogs are good but I'm 100% a cat guy. Don't like being covered in animal spit. So for that point alone I'll say that they're overrated.
 
If you can't enjoy a dog as a dog, and have to attach all these human traits to it, then you don't really like dogs IMO.
Most of the behaviours you list as problematic in your post are not specifically related to anthropomorphising dogs.

It kind of feels like you have a particular person in mind and are listing off things about them that annoy you, rather than describing an actual coherent problem.
 
Dogs should have jobs, not be a fashion accessory. Our bitch Charlie is a lean, mean, home defense machine and great with kids but her job is to keep the house safe - mostly for when I was living alone. She is disciplined, she is loyal and takes her job seriously.

Small yappy, pointless dogs I don't see a point in. The sort of dog that if it were twice the size would be a public threat with it's uncontrolled attitude.

Dogs shouldn't be seen, heard or smelled until you do something you aren't supposed to.
 
Most of the behaviours you list as problematic in your post are not specifically related to anthropomorphising dogs.

It kind of feels like you have a particular person in mind and are listing off things about them that annoy you, rather than describing an actual coherent problem.

Fair enough, I did cover my ass by apologising for the jumbled nature of my post. I guess my overall point is that IMO dogs are overrated, and I listed some mainstream views of dogs and behaviours of dog owners, and I'd suggest there is some kind of emotional inmaturity and insincerity behind it.
 

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