Preview ASADA - The Movie

[Mercurial89]

Him or David Attenborough.

"watch as The Caro consults its sources"

Caro sits still

"oh and look its off to write another story. Fascinating stuff. "

 

[Mercurial89]

Jeez mate impressive.

Who's in charge of the trailer!

 

[VelvetSledge]

Jeez mate impressive.

Who's in charge of the trailer!

Rompingwins!

 

[Autobahn]

This was actually a lot of fun.

So Caro played Sith Lord in Star Wars? What an amazing woman.

 

[Kong]

Hirdismyhero

Nice work. There's a strong No Country for Old Men vibe to that.

 

[Costanza Velvet]

This was actually a lot of fun.

Oh this is just gold. I want this hanging up in the garage. Brilliant

 

[Old Campaigner]

This was actually a lot of fun.

Amazing

Can you put in some silhouettes of footballers injecting banned drugs along the margin of the black?

 

[VelvetSledge]

Amazing

Can you put in some silhouettes of footballers injecting banned drugs along the margin of the black?

I probably could

 

[Big Blow Hard]

This was actually a lot of fun.

Love it!

 

[monty1104]

Mark Wood as Steve Johnson.

I spent wayyyyy too long looking up that one.

 

[Mercurial89]

Chistopher Walkien as bomber would be decent too

 

[The Dustbin]

Barrett

 

[VelvetSledge]

Barrett

LOL

 

[VelvetSledge]

Barrett

EFA.

 

[The Dustbin]

EFA.

LOL

Brilliant, he is now complete.

 

[m7jebus]

Great poster!

Owen Wilson* as James Hird
Rebecca Front as Caroline Wilson
Aiden Gillen as Damien Barrett (great call, whoever made that)
Ian McShane as Mark Thompson
Bear Grylls as Jobe Watson

(*Pending rhinoplasty)

 

[Daytripper]

Magda Szubanski as Aurora Andruska.

 

[Doss]

Hirdismyhero, good work son.

 

[monty1104]

Hirdismyhero, posted that pic on FB. Hope you don't mind it getting circulated

 

[VelvetSledge]

Hirdismyhero, posted that pic on FB. Hope you don't mind it getting circulated

Haha not at all, that's where I posted it originally. Let me know the popularity it gets

 

[EnolaGay]

Caro's role is surely made to be played by Gollum?

 

[Essendonia]

This was actually a lot of fun.

You are to be commended.

 

[Essendonia]

"This winter...a foul breeze blows through Windy Hill."
*Desolate Windy Hill under storm clouds with empty stands*

"But it was not always so..."
*Fade to black*
"There was pride and glory..."
*80s flags*

"Success and power..."
*93* *2000*

"But it could not last forever..."
*2001 GF* *run of ANZAC losses and CFC losses*

"In tough times... a champion was called upon... "
*Adelaide EF loss* ... *Fans/players appealing to the heavens*

"...to lead the Dons out of the wilderness. A champion never suffers a call to go unheeded." {unHird - lol}
*Shining image of Hird* *Bomber then stands by his side, both gazing upwards, as if posing for their likeness' to be carved onto a coin*

"Boys became men."
*Melksham before/after*

"Men became heroes...."
*Early 2012 form, incl. Carlton and WC wins and pre-June ladder, with player/crowd celebrations - emphasis on fans adoring players*

"...and heroes became villains."
*Feb 2013 collage of headlines, upset players after losses, Jobe booed, Robson...finally Hird standing alone*

"When words are free..."
*Caro, Barrett, Ings*

"...what is the price of the truth?*
*Key Bomber figures look up expectantly and fade to black as heartbeat sound begins and red splatter of blood to make the sash across the black screen appears*

*with each beat quickening, you have images of Robson, Jobe, Evans, Wilson, Dank, Charter, Demetriou, Riemers, McVeigh, Ings, Weapon, Bomber and finally Hird flash behind the bloodied sash*

 

[Whispering_Jack]

Great work Hirdismyhero !!!

 

[Nifft]

Whenever anyone from the media enters a scene they have to quickly run around in circles to Benny Hill music.

Whenever Vlads enter a scene there needs to be Darth Vader music, and he has to talk just like Vader. It wouldn't hurt if he wore the helmet as well.