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Caro's role is surely made to be played by Gollum?
Gríma Wormtongue? Makes more sense if you've read the books.
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Caro's role is surely made to be played by Gollum?
There are books?!Gríma Wormtongue? Makes more sense if you've read the books.
"This winter...a foul breeze blows through Windy Hill."
*Desolate Windy Hill under storm clouds with empty stands*
"But it was not always so..."
*Fade to black*
"There was pride and glory..."
*80s flags*
"Success and power..."
*93* *2000*
"But it could not last forever..."
*2001 GF* *run of ANZAC losses and CFC losses*
"In tough times... a champion was called upon... "
*Adelaide EF loss* ... *Fans/players appealing to the heavens*
"...to lead the Dons out of the wilderness. A champion never suffers a call to go unheeded." {unHird - lol}
*Shining image of Hird* *Bomber then stands by his side, both gazing upwards, as if posing for their likeness' to be carved onto a coin*
"Boys became men."
*Melksham before/after*
"Men became heroes...."
*Early 2012 form, incl. Carlton and WC wins and pre-June ladder, with player/crowd celebrations - emphasis on fans adoring players*
"...and heroes became villains."
*Feb 2013 collage of headlines, upset players after losses, Jobe booed, Robson...finally Hird standing alone*
"When words are free..."
*Caro, Barrett, Ings*
"...what is the price of the truth?*
*Key Bomber figures look up expectantly and fade to black as heartbeat sound begins and red splatter of blood to make the sash across the black screen appears*
*with each beat quickening, you have images of Robson, Jobe, Evans, Wilson, Dank, Charter, Demetriou, Riemers, McVeigh, Ings, Weapon, Bomber and finally Hird flash behind the bloodied sash*
to anyone who's a dab hand at throwing video together, kindly make this happen.
The tone of the film will be like one of those American Sports films with the underdog team starting from scratch and working its way up while jumping over the ASADA hurdle and then win the ultimate prize and become the best team in the comp also during the end credits of the film we can have footage of Caro cleaning out her desk from The AGE building.
The star of the film will be Jake Gyllenhaal as Jobe Watson.
Too vanilla, Jobe needs to be played by someone like Terry Crews.
Too vanilla, Jobe needs to be played by someone like Terry Crews.
Is that a still from the final act where Jobe interrupts Caro clearing out her desk, throws her through a window on the 10th floor of the Fairfax building, dusts himself off and lets rip with a Schwarzenegger-esque one liner?
On a side note, Crews has a weird chest.
Brock Lesnar as Dean Robinson, maybe.
Too much personality