Beauty & Style Awkward Flirting Stories - Part 2

[peternorth]

Oh, that's a bit different. Hopefully he doesn't invite a GF along then

unless its a 3some Shell

 

[Shell]

unless its a 3some Shell

Id be up for that

 

[Shell]

Unless the GFs a bit of a dog

 

[peternorth]

Unless the GFs a bit of a dog

yeah cant have that.
or if she is a dog. definitely cant do that.

 

[peternorth]

Id be up for that

good thing is you're the 3rd wheel. Come in, stay for dessert, eat, leave. win.

 

[Shell]

good thing is you're the 3rd wheel. Come in, stay for dessert, eat, leave. win.

Nah id rather be the GF

 

[peternorth]

Nah id rather be the GF

and if you're not (in this instance)?

 

[Shell]

and if you're not (in this instance)?

Ill take what i can get.

 

[Keys]

head coming up!

That’d break a losing streak

 

[burge13]

Nah id rather be the GF

What if he lurks here? Could 1 of 2 ways. Really well, or really awkward...which I guess benefits readers of the thread so it really can only go well

 

[Shell]

What if he lurks here? Could 1 of 2 ways. Really well, or really awkward...which I guess benefits readers of the thread so it really can only go well

If he lurks here well ill curl up somewhere and DIE.

 

[FRUMPY]

What if he lurks here? Could 1 of 2 ways. Really well, or really awkward...which I guess benefits readers of the thread so it really can only go well

Get both sides of the story as well haha

 

[FRUMPY]

If he lurks here well ill curl up somewhere and DIE.

Could work out ok if he was on here and its just clicked with him.......'oh, shit, she's Shell ' and his interest has spiked haha

 

[Hawk Dork]

What if he lurks here? Could 1 of 2 ways. Really well, or really awkward...which I guess benefits readers of the thread so it really can only go well

I dont think you can call what I do lurking....just research

 

[HairyO]

What if he lurks here? Could 1 of 2 ways. Really well, or really awkward...which I guess benefits readers of the thread so it really can only go well

Im a teacher in a.... um.... school somewhere in.... Melbourne?

The other day I was asked if I was going out to a group drinks by another.... teacher? at my school?

She (lets just call her Mich) seems a bit of a goer but Im not sure if she has a BF. Hopefully we are the last ones at drinks so I can find out.

And hopefully I dont have to drink too much because Im crap in the sack with a tankful.

 

[IKnowtheDog]

If he lurks here well ill curl up somewhere and DIE.

What if it’s Duritz?

 

[Perth gal]

Well considering all the guys ive ever asked out has returned a grand total of 0 dates, excuse me if im not that positive

Yeah I understand. Liked sooo many guys , told one, he’s like you’re cool but no thanks. All the others didn’t notice I was alive .

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Guys this thread is for flirting gone wrong stories, not graphic recounts of sexual encounters. Take them to PM please.

 

[Shell]

Hahaha i saw it- woke up at fking 4am

/it wasnt that great tbh

 

[Shell]

Yeah I understand. Liked sooo many guys , told one, he’s like you’re cool but no thanks. All the others didn’t notice I was alive .

I havent- as in asked out many. Its honestly not that i am picky- its just i havent clicked/had good banter with that many guys. I like to get to know them first too- not just "oh wow she's hasnt slept with you by the 3rd date? Move on" get stuffed.

 

[FRUMPY]

Yeah I understand. Liked sooo many guys , told one, he’s like you’re cool but no thanks. All the others didn’t notice I was alive .

swings and roundabouts - im sure there are blokes who have liked you and you haven't noticed etc.

 

[the_interloper]

Well considering all the guys ive ever asked out has returned a grand total of 0 dates, excuse me if im not that positive

You probably haven't asked out enough then. I think blokes are more used to rejection than women are, it's a numbers game, the more lines you have in the water the more you'll reel in.

 

[FRUMPY]

You probably haven't asked out enough then. I think blokes are more used to rejection than women are, it's a numbers game, the more lines you have in the water the more you'll reel in.

Yep, one of the rules of business, speak to as many 'potential clients' clients as possible - if you have a 10% conversion, speak to 10 people, you get 1 client, speak to 100 you get 10 clients.

Bit more deflating when seeking a relationship though

That blokes are more used to rejection line - I think us blokes just think of the 7+/10 and not the average/ugly ones who get shot down just as much, if not more, than as us blokes.

 

[the_interloper]

Yep, one of the rules of business, speak to as many 'potential clients' clients as possible - if you have a 10% conversion, speak to 10 people, you get 1 client, speak to 100 you get 10 clients.

Bit more deflating when seeking a relationship though

That blokes are more used to rejection line - I think us blokes just think of the 7+/10 and not the average/ugly ones who get shot down just as much, if not more, than as us blokes.

So you think girls don't aim for the better looking blokes as well?

 

[FRUMPY]

So you think girls don't aim for the better looking blokes as well?

Of course they do but was just saying that most women would get shot down just as much as men - we just tend to think of the hotties and how easy it would be for them to get a bloke.