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Beauty & Style Awkward Flirting Stories - Part 2
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If using facebook on a browser and not on the app, you can click on the messenger icon and see who has sent you a message and read the first 9 or 10 words and the message stays unread and not seen.
Possible he could of seen the message from you and has left it hanging.
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The whole message is like 7 words long tho
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If hes doing that then jokes on him cos a. Clearly want the d and b. I am not known for my patience. C. There is no c
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Yeah I was pretty sloshed when I was writing that. It was actually a case of I got introduced to her and her friend, showed interest in her and it went both ways but her friend hasn’t had dinner so they went to go and get some food and I went for a leak, at this stage I’d been talking to them for an hour. When I came back/they returned and I ran into them again this bloke was already laying the ground foundations.
If you want to know more shoot me an inbox as I’m still deciding what I’m gonna text her today, as I’m in two minds about the situation. Everyone was drunk and we aren’t in a relationship so it’s free reign. Maybe something like “Well the end of the night didn’t quite go to plan.. redo that over coffee?”.
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Here's one. A woman was rubbing my shoulder the other day and in the 3 milli seconds I had to react my mind immediately drifted to BF and I though Hot Dang I'm in as apparently that is what women do when their interested and flirting.
Awkward part is I tried to show my interest by reciprocating with an arm touch or some such myself only I somehow got weirdly tangled ended up grazing her elbow and I just sort of awkwardly stumbled away.
Awkward part is I tried to show my interest by reciprocating with an arm touch or some such myself only I somehow got weirdly tangled ended up grazing her elbow and I just sort of awkwardly stumbled away.
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Yeah i certainly 100% not be giving a man a massage if i wasnt into him
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Um in what context was a woman rubbing your shoulders?
I hope not at a day spa
Don't get it????
Had my back turned and she was trying to get my attention.
Haven't seen her since but if I do I will be sure to post back.
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At work?
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Yeah im not touching any guys shoulders (am trying to think of someone id do it to at work- yeah maths man but i want his d) unless i want more.
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No. Don't get the thing about the day spa.
No not at work. Shops on the way to work. That is all I will say.
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Oh god. Its a JOKE. At day spas you get massages.
Ok. I still kind of dont get it. Good luck
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Its settled then. She's clearly into me.
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Who are freaks in my book
That could work.
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SO update. He came up behind me in the staffroom- stood quite close. Had a quick chat about other stuff then said "yeah i got your message, all good for Friday" Then i said the weather looks shit (for tennis) and said if its raining we'll just play some table tennis then go for drinks and he said yes.
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SO update. He came up behind me in the staffroom- stood quite close. Had a quick chat about other stuff then said "yeah i got your message, all good for Friday" Then i said the weather looks shit (for tennis) and said if its raining we'll just play some table tennis then go for drinks and he said yes.
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7 words - too long, he cant be bothered reading that - simplify
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SO update. He came up behind me in the staffroom- stood quite close. Had a quick chat about other stuff then said "yeah i got your message, all good for Friday" Then i said the weather looks shit (for tennis) and said if its raining we'll just play some table tennis then go for drinks and he said yes.
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Tennis:
- he wants to check out you ball handling skills
- you want to check out if he is a quick 6-0 drubbing or a 5 set marathon type of guy
Short skirt, drop the racquet a few times and of course let him win - stroke his ego before the d
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Short skirt. Nice undies.
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