Beauty & Style Awkward Flirting Stories - Part 2

[Shell]

PE Teach right? quite often youngish - age difference?

No maths. I think 10 years age difference so there is a bit of a gap. He told me "all my friends atm are 30 and getting married" (he has alot of weddings to go to)

 

[FRUMPY]

No maths. I think 10 years age difference so there is a bit of a gap. He told me "all my friends atm are 30 and getting married" (he has alot of weddings to go to)

Never know that might be it or as we've been telling you, a tight skirt and heels isnt subtle enough.......that outfit could be for old science teacher Mr Smith down the hall as far as he knows

Think Homer as Mr Thompson episode and how dumb he is, basically every male and understanding signals from women

 

[the_interloper]

And then he and the other colleague start hitting it off?

That's gay mate.

Theres no one else here i'd wanna chat up. All the good looking guys are married here.

It's not the point, it's all about getting them jealous. This tactic works remarkably well with females anyway.

 

[Shell]

Never know that might be it or as we've been telling you, a tight skirt and heels isnt subtle enough.......that outfit could be for old science teacher Mr Smith down the hall as far as he knows

Hmmm there is a v cute science teacher here actually. We get along pretty well. Yeah he has a gf/ fb stalked him.

 

[Mofra]

Could be worse. Could have been his aunty

 

[peternorth]

Could be worse. Could have been his aunty

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meh the one you knock back....

 

[FRUMPY]

meh the one you knock back....

Nothing to do with the post you were quoting, but as I get older and think back on those I did knock back....... (especially when I was around 20-25 and for dumb reasons or thought I would get better lol)

 

[the_interloper]

Nothing to do with the post you were quoting, but as I get older and think back on those I did knock back....... (especially when I was around 20-25 and for dumb reasons or thought I would get better lol)

This is the problem. Though if you drop your standards for a bird in your circle the other "hotter" birds in the circle will generally avoid you. But if you pull one of the hot ones you're a chance with all of them at some point.

 

[Mofra]

This is the problem. Though if you drop your standards for a bird in your circle the other "hotter" birds in the circle will generally avoid you. But if you pull one of the hot ones you're a chance with all of them at some point.

Depends if we're talking about the same occasion or on different days.

 

[Run n Spread]

SO update. He came up behind me in the staffroom- stood quite close. Had a quick chat about other stuff then said "yeah i got your message, all good for Friday" Then i said the weather looks shit (for tennis) and said if its raining we'll just play some table tennis then go for drinks and he said yes.

?

He never even asked what the forecast was. You're in.

 

[Run n Spread]

Everyone knows table tennis and alcohol are 100% leading to sex.

Table tennis is the aphrodisiac of the sporting world.

Sadly I have no awkward flirting stories. Just a continuation of wanting women who dont want me, and being wanted by women I dont want.

Some right there.

 

[Run n Spread]

Guys this thread is for flirting gone wrong stories, not graphic recounts of sexual encounters. Take them to PM please.

What about graphic accounts of sexual encounters gone wrong?Surely that fits under this thread.

 

[Shell]

What about graphic accounts of sexual encounters gone wrong?Surely that fits under this thread.

Were not allowed to talk about sex

 

[Shell]

Sex is bad man

 

[Run n Spread]

Sex is bad man

MMmmmmmmmm KKKKKKKkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy. You shouldn't do sex.

 

[peternorth]

^^^
a high school teacher

 

[the_interloper]

Depends if we're talking about the same occasion or on different days.

That comment is so you.

 

[IKnowtheDog]

^^^
a high school teacher

Can you comment on pointy elbows?

 

[HairyO]

Were not allowed to talk about sex

Sadly its all some of us have !

Wait, that's pathetic rather than awkward. Hrmmm.

 

[magic_johnson!]

^^^
a high school teacher

Was having this conversation with my sister who is 20 weeks pregnant. I told her there was no way I would stand for her on pt unless she asked as I couldn't see a thing. She said people did most days though. It's a tough balance between being offensive and polite... something something awkward flirt

 

[Billy ray]

Need to make him jealous shell.
have a photo of me on your screen and tell him its your bf and noone is up to his standard.
set a challenge

 

[palmomagpie]

Idk. Ive looked around fb. Definitely cannot find evidence of a gf.


I thought one could be, but it was his sister.

He's clearly gone and done a big mine-sweep of his FB to hide evidence of any GF, or he simply doesn't have one. Either way, you're in Shell. Good luck!

 

[ash_1050]

Yeah unless you can see the baby crowning it's not great to assume a woman is pregnant, and even then I'd wait for the doctor's ok before saying congratulations.

Found this out the hard way, ran into one of mum's friends at the footy who had given birth about 7 months ago and looked like she was bursting at the seams again with another. Mum rang up to say congrats, turns out she just hadn't lost the baby fat from the prior birth. Very awkward.

 

[Shell]

Yeah unless you can see the baby crowning it's not great to assume a woman is pregnant, and even then I'd wait for the doctor's ok before saying congratulations.

Found this out the hard way, ran into one of mum's friends at the footy who had given birth about 7 months ago and looked like she was bursting at the seams again with another. Mum rang up to say congrats, turns out she just hadn't lost the baby fat from the prior birth. Very awkward.

Yup i only say congrats if its like 1000% obvious.

And i would NEVER ask ppl why/when they're having a baby- like in the future. So fking dumb if you do that. I kept v quiet with my cousins, who were married a long time before they had kids. Yup, my aunty told me they had several miscarriages. You'd srsly have to be a moron..

 

[iluvparis]

^^^
a high school teacher

#would