AFLW 2024 - Round 9 - Indigenous Round - Chat, game threads, injury lists, team lineups and more.
Get ready to learn the dirty secrets of the SFA's elite, as well as all the drama from the upcoming admin race, as we prepare to have a new leader who will mercilessly rule over us like a tyrant
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Who’s “we” mate?
The voices in my head
Oops someone didn't heed advice to seek therapy for your paranoia!
I haven't done Bastyys case study yet. But unfortunately there isn't much in the way of cures for loser. Not sure how I'll go with that one.
Mum says I'm perfect and I don't need a cure
Mother issues. InterestingMum says I'm perfect and I don't need a cure
no need to go into my private life
Fine. Here's a Breastfeeding Article You Freaks
Me for the past week
I get it, BastFeed looks like Breastfeed. I am a man of the people and this monkey has decided to dance when told to.
Here is a list of 3 posters who need to be breastfed this season
1. Muddiemoose
We all know what happens next
If it isn't plainly obvious to you yet, Muddiemoose is not the real captain of the Las Vegas Bears. He is simple a puppet of the worst dictator since spookism's poor attempt to at captaincy. For the rest of the season, expect Suns Supreme and tony try to keep Muddiemoose on life support, with Suns Supreme writing all his posts with any sense of humour, and tony trying to post images that make this poor attempt of a Bambi parody look witty.
2. U2tigers
U2tigers reaches for a mark
The shortest ruck of all time becomes the second shortest full forward of all time. No matter how hard we tried all game, our perfect ball use couldn't supply Bono with the 10 goal game we were expecting from him. Simply embarrasing, how do we expect to win any games when he can't even mark one of Dominic03's beautiful kicks
3. PMBangers
I don't have a funny caption for this one, but the I hope this is how he looks after reading this
The second poster on this list who is being propped up by the posters around him. I talked to him the other day and everything he said was just a The Filth Wizard quote. Not only are all his captaincy decisions made by someone else, there is no proof that his admin run ISN'T being controlled by outside sources. Perhaps PMBangers admin run is just NaturalDisaster's attempt at an extra 3 seasons? Watch this space
One day someone is going to be brave enough and rule the leg with a ruthless fist for years, I for one look forward to it
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUTFine. Here's a Breastfeeding Article You Freaks
Me for the past week
I get it, BastFeed looks like Breastfeed. I am a man of the people and this monkey has decided to dance when told to.
Here is a list of 3 posters who need to be breastfed this season
1. Muddiemoose
We all know what happens next
If it isn't plainly obvious to you yet, Muddiemoose is not the real captain of the Las Vegas Bears. He is simple a puppet of the worst dictator since spookism's poor attempt to at captaincy. For the rest of the season, expect Suns Supreme and tony try to keep Muddiemoose on life support, with Suns Supreme writing all his posts with any sense of humour, and tony trying to post images that make this poor attempt of a Bambi parody look witty.
2. U2tigers
U2tigers reaches for a mark
The shortest ruck of all time becomes the second shortest full forward of all time. No matter how hard we tried all game, our perfect ball use couldn't supply Bono with the 10 goal game we were expecting from him. Simply embarrasing, how do we expect to win any games when he can't even mark one of Dominic03's beautiful kicks
3. PMBangers
I don't have a funny caption for this one, but the I hope this is how he looks after reading this
The second poster on this list who is being propped up by the posters around him. I talked to him the other day and everything he said was just a The Filth Wizard quote. Not only are all his captaincy decisions made by someone else, there is no proof that his admin run ISN'T being controlled by outside sources. Perhaps PMBangers admin run is just NaturalDisaster's attempt at an extra 3 seasons? Watch this space
Don't worry mate, I'll let you have your leadership meeting on how to deal with this issue before you get back to me
Yes.
You're lucky I choose only to read the first sentence of any post of a Bears player
1. Muddiemoose
We all know what happens next
If it isn't plainly obvious to you yet, Muddiemoose is not the real captain of the Las Vegas Bears. He is simple a puppet of the worst dictator since spookism's poor attempt to at captaincy. For the rest of the season, expect Suns Supreme and tony try to keep Muddiemoose on life support, with Suns Supreme writing all his posts with any sense of humour, and tony trying to post images that make this poor attempt of a Bambi parody look witty.
Don't question it, just accept it
Actually got a chuckle out of me.
