Meltdown Bay 13 Meltdown Of The Year 2023 - VOTING open

[zackah]

Righto flogs now that FOTY and POTY are out of the way we get to the real award - the 2023 Meltdown Of The Year. 2023 was a big year for meltdowns and the list is far too long to do justice of calling out a few.

So throw your nomination in here on a 3-2-1 basis and the top noms will make a poll. Also feel free to add your own meltdown below

Winner gets a pizza toss badge

 

[Wosh]

You really are an arrogant little cockroach aren't you ?

Reckon there is something wrong with your 'pole' personally, which explains why you are more bitter and sour than a rustled on monarchist in Australia, who is yet to accept the days of our country being ruled by those incompetent, cousin rooting and marrying Windsor flogs are numbered.

I nominate Elmer_Judd

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

I nominate Elmer_Judd

so mean to a former team mate!

 

[Wosh]

so mean to a former team mate!

What?

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

What?

the Roys

 

[Wosh]

the Roys

Yeah duh
What on earth has that got to do with the Bay?

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Yeah duh
What on earth has that got to do with the Bay?

lol… so grumpy … are you trying to contend.?

 

[Wosh]

lol… so grumpy … are you trying to contend.?

You’re weird

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

You’re weird

Is that a bad thing?

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

DanWahWah Wambat getting increasingly hot under the collar denying he is Wambat was great fun. Sadly he is ineligible having had the ultimate meltdown - account fired into the sun.

All the nmfc posters who turn up, briefly vent and then run away are a category on their own.

Trumpian, Tory, Tosspots who flip out when their team or particular players like Porkins, Maynard or Ginnipig are laughed at or when Oz Day or ANZAC Day are questioned. All the Scat and Eddieheads are in this category.

Have you noticed most Colonwood Bay Flogs are ignorant, uneducated and misogynist cookers who worship Andrew Tate and Donald Trump?

We got a word for people like them down at Sydney Rd - w***erS !!!

 

[Footy Is The Win]

STPer18 for his many melts over being 'tag teamed' and the 'flogwallah five'.
Aristotle Pickett because they/them is forever melting there are too many samples to pick just one.
Maximum Grundage for melt quitting after Naarm straight setted.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Have you noticed most Colonwood Bay Flogs are ignorant, uneducated and misogynist cookers who worship Andrew Tate and Donald Trump?

We got a word for people like them down at Sydney Rd - w***erS !!!

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Is that a bad thing?

 

[STPer18]

STPer18 for his many melts over being 'tag teamed' and the 'flogwallah five'.
Aristotle Pickett because they/them is forever melting there are too many samples to pick just one.
Maximum Grundage for melt quitting after Naarm straight setted.

The Flogwallah Five is real.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

The Flogwallah Five is real.

Those Russians

 

[Pistol Night]

Have you noticed most Colonwood Bay Flogs are ignorant, uneducated and misogynist cookers who worship Andrew Tate and Donald Trump?

We got a word for people like them down at Sydney Rd - w***erS !!!

You forgot Russell Brand

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Is that a bad thing?

Not here it's not, we all have some sort of quirks at the bay..

 

[Triggering Tiger]

The Flogwallah Five is real.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Having another melt tonight

Not only did my flog Uber deliverer from Coles forger my Boysenberry Drumstick Sticks, he didn't get my Choc Royal Choc Biscuits and replaced with this monstrosity.

Why do bad things keep happening to good people? * mint and mint lovers.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Having another melt tonight

Not only did my flog Uber deliverer from Coles forger my Boysenberry Drumstick Sticks, he didn't get my Choc Royal Choc Biscuits and replaced with this monstrosity.
Why do bad things keep happening to good people? * mint and mint lovers.

 

[JoseMourinho]

The train station Melt.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

The train station Melt.

I know right

like imagine I don't even

 

[Footy Is The Win]

Having another melt tonight

Not only did my flog Uber deliverer from Coles forger my Boysenberry Drumstick Sticks, he didn't get my Choc Royal Choc Biscuits and replaced with this monstrosity.

Why do bad things keep happening to good people? * mint and mint lovers.

 

[Pistol Night]

Having another melt tonight

Not only did my flog Uber deliverer from Coles forger my Boysenberry Drumstick Sticks, he didn't get my Choc Royal Choc Biscuits and replaced with this monstrosity.

Why do bad things keep happening to good people? * mint and mint lovers.

The Coles driver was probably pissing himself when he drove off

 

[Footy Is The Win]

The Coles driver was probably pissing himself when he drove off

I think that prelim messed 'em up for good.


'Coles drivers now out to get em'

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

You really are an arrogant little cockroach aren't you ?

You really think this is what people come to the Bay for, your bitchy little diatribes about posters you don’t like?

Try playing the ball instead of the man for a change and also spend some time in the room of mirrors while you’re at it

Maximum Grundage for melt quitting after Naarm straight setted.

Oh my how did I forget this probably my proudest achievement on the Bay nommed x2