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In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) with a record of 0 wins, 0 draws, and 0 losses is Damicky the Rat!! damicky

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 178 pounds (81 kilograms) with a record of 0 wins, 0 draws, and 0 losses is Senor "the Champion" M!! Senor M

This bout is scheduled for 12 rounds.
 
ROUND 1



Damicky is clinching a lot (clinching) and goes to the body.
the Champion is wading through punches! (all out) and he's head hunting.

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the Champion tries to land a right to the mouth, but he's off balance .
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the Champion tries to attack, but Damicky hangs on until the referee separates them.
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the Champion fires a hook to the jaw. Damicky covers up.
the Champion fires a hook to the head, but Damicky ties him up .
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the Champion throws an uppercut to the mouth, but Damicky falls into a clinch .
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the Champion catches Damicky with a wild overhand right to the temple.
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the Champion hits Damicky with a cross to the chin. Damicky quickly recovers.
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the Champion tries to attack, but Damicky hangs on until the referee separates them.
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the Champion tries to close, but Damicky ties him up.
Damicky jars the Champion with a powerful uppercut to the solar plexus!! The crowd is on its feet!! the Champion grimaces in pain.
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Damicky attempts a roundhouse to the solar plexus, but the Champion ducks .
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the Champion tries to attack, but Damicky hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Damicky lashes out with a hook to the chest, but the Champion takes it in the forearms .
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the Champion wallops Damicky with a low blow, right to the nuts! How can the referee stand for this behavior?
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Damicky scores with a hook to the chest.

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the Champion backs up Damicky with a headbutt! Damicky the Rat seems unable to continue! The referee disqualifies the champion!
Damicky the Rat wins by DQ!!


Time: 1:58

Damicky doesn't need to rest. He has swelling around his left eye. He has his right eye nearly swollen shut. He has bleeding over his left eye. He has a broken nose.

the Champion doesn't need to rest.

Damicky the Rat:

Your fighter lost 21.1 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 1.2 points due to fatigue. He took 34.2 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 15 points of damage in the fight.

Senor "the Champion" M:

Your fighter lost 16.0 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 3.5 points due to fatigue. He took 9.7 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 13 points of damage in the fight.
 
the Champion wallops Damicky with a low blow, right to the nuts! How can the referee stand for this behavior?
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The cheese copped one right in the jatz crackers!

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The second and final bout tonight is between thewizardmelon and MWPP

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 146 pounds (66 kilograms) with a record of 0 wins, 0 draws, and 0 losses is THEWIZARDMELON!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 145 pounds (66 kilograms) with a record of 0 wins, 0 draws, and 0 losses is MWPP!!
This bout is scheduled for 12 rounds.

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ROUND 1



THEWIZARDMELON is wading through punches! (all out) and he's head hunting.
MWPP comes out fighting.

THEWIZARDMELON lashes out with a hook to the face, but MWPP blocks it .
MWPP hits with a clean cross to the head.
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THEWIZARDMELON throws a clean right hand to the head.
MWPP annoys THEWIZARDMELON with a straight right to the head.
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thewizardmelon lands a jab to the stomach.
thewizardmelon throws a jab to the mouth, but MWPP takes it in the forearms .
thewizardmelon scores with a jab to the head. MWPP quickly recovers.
thewizardmelon catches MWPP with a nice sweeping right to the chest. MWPP covers up.

thewizardmelon lands a powerful haymaker and MWPP collapses!!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FOUR!

FIVE!

SIX!

SEVEN!

EIGHT!

NINE!

MWPP doesn't look like she'll beat the count -- but she does! and the fight goes on!


thewizardmelon fires a clean jab to the chin. MWPP quickly recovers.
thewizardmelon fires a hook to the nose, but doesn't quite connect .
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MWPP jars thewizardmelon with a powerful straight right to the head!! The crowd is on its feet!!
MWPP fires a cross to the jaw, but thewizardmelon hides behind his gloves .
MWPP jolts thewizardmelon with a furious roundhouse to the mouth!


MWPP lands a big haymaker and THEWIZARDMELON staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses!!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FOUR!

FIVE!

SIX!

SEVEN!

EIGHT!

NINE!

THEWIZARDMELON doesn't look like he'll beat the count -- but he does! and the fight goes on!


MWPP annoys THEWIZARDMELON with a quick jab to the chin.
THEWIZARDMELON jars MWPP with a head butt! This is unbelievable!
MWPP jars THEWIZARDMELON with a big cross to the stomach!! The crowd is on its feet!!

MWPP lands a tremendous right cross and THEWIZARDMELON's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FOUR!

FIVE!

SIX!

SEVEN!

EIGHT!

NINE!

THEWIZARDMELON doesn't look like he'll beat the count -- but he does! and the fight goes on!


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MWPP fires a jab to the solar plexus, but THEWIZARDMELON slips it .
MWPP annoys THEWIZARDMELON with a hook to the eye.
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MWPP fires a jab to the stomach, but THEWIZARDMELON takes it in the forearms .
Oof! THEWIZARDMELON jars MWPP with a big overhand right to the head!! The crowd is on its feet!!
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MWPP launches a jab to the stomach, but is ineffective .
MWPP annoys THEWIZARDMELON with a quick jab to the head. THEWIZARDMELON ignores it.
MWPP annoys THEWIZARDMELON with a hook to the face. THEWIZARDMELON staggers into the ropes!!
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THEWIZARDMELON annoys MWPP with an uppercut to the nose. MWPP is knocked into the ropes!! She barely stays on his feet!
THEWIZARDMELON throws a cross to the eye.

THEWIZARDMELON lands a big bomb and MWPP's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- she's down!!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FOUR!

FIVE!

SIX!

SEVEN!

EIGHT!

MWPP struggles to her feet and the fight goes on!


MWPP throws a jab to the solar plexus. THEWIZARDMELON sneers!
MWPP throws a hook to the nose, but can't connect .
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THEWIZARDMELON attacks with a left to the eye, but MWPP blocks it .
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MWPP annoys THEWIZARDMELON with a sweeping right to the ribs.

MWPP lands a sudden haymaker and THEWIZARDMELON drops like a stone!!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FOUR!

FIVE!

SIX!

SEVEN!

EIGHT!

NINE!

THEWIZARDMELON doesn't look like he'll beat the count -- but he does! and the fight goes on!


MWPP annoys THEWIZARDMELON with a jab to the stomach.
THEWIZARDMELON tries a hook to the nose, but MWPP covers up .

MWPP annoys THEWIZARDMELON with a quick roundhouse to the nose.
MWPP throws an uppercut to the face. THEWIZARDMELON sneers!

MWPP lands a decisive blow to the temple and THEWIZARDMELON stumbles to the canvass!!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FOUR!

FIVE!

SIX!

SEVEN!

EIGHT!

NINE!

TEN!
He's out!!!
MWPP wins by a Knock Out!!


Time: 1:40

THEWIZARDMELON is obviously tired.

MWPP remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

THEWIZARDMELON:
lost 27.7 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 6.5 points due to fatigue. He took 44.9 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 28 points of damage in the fight.
MWPP:
lost 15.2 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 5.5 points due to fatigue. He took 22.7 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 19 points of damage in the fight.
 
ROUND 1



THEWIZARDMELON is wading through punches! (all out) and he's head hunting.
MWPP comes out fighting.

THEWIZARDMELON lashes out with a hook to the face, but MWPP blocks it .
MWPP hits with a clean cross to the head.
...
...
THEWIZARDMELON throws a clean right hand to the head.
MWPP annoys THEWIZARDMELON with a straight right to the head.
...
thewizardmelon lands a jab to the stomach.
thewizardmelon throws a jab to the mouth, but MWPP takes it in the forearms .
thewizardmelon scores with a jab to the head. MWPP quickly recovers.
thewizardmelon catches MWPP with a nice sweeping right to the chest. MWPP covers up.

thewizardmelon lands a powerful haymaker and MWPP collapses!!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FOUR!

FIVE!

SIX!

SEVEN!

EIGHT!

NINE!

MWPP doesn't look like she'll beat the count -- but she does! and the fight goes on!


thewizardmelon fires a clean jab to the chin. MWPP quickly recovers.
thewizardmelon fires a hook to the nose, but doesn't quite connect .
...
...
MWPP jars thewizardmelon with a powerful straight right to the head!! The crowd is on its feet!!
MWPP fires a cross to the jaw, but thewizardmelon hides behind his gloves .
MWPP jolts thewizardmelon with a furious roundhouse to the mouth!


MWPP lands a big haymaker and THEWIZARDMELON staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses!!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FOUR!

FIVE!

SIX!

SEVEN!

EIGHT!

NINE!

THEWIZARDMELON doesn't look like he'll beat the count -- but he does! and the fight goes on!


MWPP annoys THEWIZARDMELON with a quick jab to the chin.
THEWIZARDMELON jars MWPP with a head butt! This is unbelievable!
MWPP jars THEWIZARDMELON with a big cross to the stomach!! The crowd is on its feet!!

MWPP lands a tremendous right cross and THEWIZARDMELON's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FOUR!

FIVE!

SIX!

SEVEN!

EIGHT!

NINE!

THEWIZARDMELON doesn't look like he'll beat the count -- but he does! and the fight goes on!


...
MWPP fires a jab to the solar plexus, but THEWIZARDMELON slips it .
MWPP annoys THEWIZARDMELON with a hook to the eye.
...
MWPP fires a jab to the stomach, but THEWIZARDMELON takes it in the forearms .
Oof! THEWIZARDMELON jars MWPP with a big overhand right to the head!! The crowd is on its feet!!
...
MWPP launches a jab to the stomach, but is ineffective .
MWPP annoys THEWIZARDMELON with a quick jab to the head. THEWIZARDMELON ignores it.
MWPP annoys THEWIZARDMELON with a hook to the face. THEWIZARDMELON staggers into the ropes!!
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THEWIZARDMELON annoys MWPP with an uppercut to the nose. MWPP is knocked into the ropes!! She barely stays on his feet!
THEWIZARDMELON throws a cross to the eye.

THEWIZARDMELON lands a big bomb and MWPP's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- she's down!!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FOUR!

FIVE!

SIX!

SEVEN!

EIGHT!

MWPP struggles to her feet and the fight goes on!


MWPP throws a jab to the solar plexus. THEWIZARDMELON sneers!
MWPP throws a hook to the nose, but can't connect .
...
THEWIZARDMELON attacks with a left to the eye, but MWPP blocks it .
...
MWPP annoys THEWIZARDMELON with a sweeping right to the ribs.

MWPP lands a sudden haymaker and THEWIZARDMELON drops like a stone!!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FOUR!

FIVE!

SIX!

SEVEN!

EIGHT!

NINE!

THEWIZARDMELON doesn't look like he'll beat the count -- but he does! and the fight goes on!


MWPP annoys THEWIZARDMELON with a jab to the stomach.
THEWIZARDMELON tries a hook to the nose, but MWPP covers up .

MWPP annoys THEWIZARDMELON with a quick roundhouse to the nose.
MWPP throws an uppercut to the face. THEWIZARDMELON sneers!

MWPP lands a decisive blow to the temple and THEWIZARDMELON stumbles to the canvass!!

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

FOUR!

FIVE!

SIX!

SEVEN!

EIGHT!

NINE!

TEN!
He's out!!!
MWPP wins by a Knock Out!!


Time: 1:40

THEWIZARDMELON is obviously tired.

MWPP remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

THEWIZARDMELON:
lost 27.7 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 6.5 points due to fatigue. He took 44.9 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 28 points of damage in the fight.
MWPP:
lost 15.2 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 5.5 points due to fatigue. He took 22.7 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 19 points of damage in the fight.

This is a poor mans PhenomenalV1 but respect the effort. I'm also 6' 5" but we can ignore all that and say GG MWPP - until we next meet in the ring (or not, by the sounds of it I need more practise!)
 
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ROUND 1



Damicky is clinching a lot (clinching) and goes to the body.
the Champion is wading through punches! (all out) and he's head hunting.

...
the Champion tries to land a right to the mouth, but he's off balance .
...
...
...
the Champion tries to attack, but Damicky hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
the Champion fires a hook to the jaw. Damicky covers up.
the Champion fires a hook to the head, but Damicky ties him up .
...
the Champion throws an uppercut to the mouth, but Damicky falls into a clinch .
...
the Champion catches Damicky with a wild overhand right to the temple.
...
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the Champion hits Damicky with a cross to the chin. Damicky quickly recovers.
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the Champion tries to attack, but Damicky hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
the Champion tries to close, but Damicky ties him up.
Damicky jars the Champion with a powerful uppercut to the solar plexus!! The crowd is on its feet!! the Champion grimaces in pain.
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Damicky attempts a roundhouse to the solar plexus, but the Champion ducks .
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the Champion tries to attack, but Damicky hangs on until the referee separates them.
...
...
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Damicky lashes out with a hook to the chest, but the Champion takes it in the forearms .
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the Champion wallops Damicky with a low blow, right to the nuts! How can the referee stand for this behavior?
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Damicky scores with a hook to the chest.

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the Champion backs up Damicky with a headbutt! Damicky the Rat seems unable to continue! The referee disqualifies the champion!
Damicky the Rat wins by DQ!!


Time: 1:58

Damicky doesn't need to rest. He has swelling around his left eye. He has his right eye nearly swollen shut. He has bleeding over his left eye. He has a broken nose.

the Champion doesn't need to rest.

Damicky the Rat:

Your fighter lost 21.1 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 1.2 points due to fatigue. He took 34.2 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 15 points of damage in the fight.

Senor "the Champion" M:

Your fighter lost 16.0 points of endurance this round due to damage, and 3.5 points due to fatigue. He took 9.7 points of stun damage this round. He has accumulated 13 points of damage in the fight.

Wow damicky with the controversial win. Senor M will be livid!

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I just want to say that this will not have any influence on the current SFAEW storylines.
 
Sorry for taking so long to announce the winning number. I have saved the results so we can do continue this at the Bears next bye.
Congratulations to all the winners and to all the losers, the boys will be around shortly to collect.
Thanks everyone for playing.


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9 out of 15 players were winners, with Test Tickle guessing the correct number and receiving a big payout. Whilst Tommycash, who nearly chose every number, also got it right for a smaller payout.
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Test Tickle $9500
Mrs Turbo $2000
MWPP $1600
Tommycash $1584
Shadow Man $1400
Tandy $1250
RonnieRaven $1200
Electronic_Renaissance $1200
Braklet $1000
I Dont Care $700
JoshWoodenSpoon $1
Chipmunk $0
Dingster $0
JoseMourinho $0
Millky95 $0
 

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