Not-a-cluey Best FOOTBALL RELATED RUMOUR you have heard from someone you trust Part Deux - Many lies and bullshit in here. Please read OP before posting.

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What happened after round 3?

Oppo start to tag you?
Injury?
The love of a good woman (or man) got hold of you?
Form like that the coach obviously dragged him up to the As
 

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He must be including his VFL reserves games.......surprised he hasn't included his auskick games
So you're saying my five goals in an Auskick game at Football Park doesn't officially count now.

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Ah.. are they both song and dance men? Or more your raconteur types?
Kane for his truth telling opinions. One of the few people in the AFL media with a pair of plums.

Other people like Matthew Lloyd and Daisy Thomas are too scared to have an opinion.


Nick Butler for his ability to turn any scenario into a ‘I could have made the AFL’ story
 
Port players have been told that if they come back from their end of session break in poor condition they will be forced to spend the first fortnight of pre-season training with Nick Butler.
 
I got 7 votes in the first three games for the Wandella Reserves in 2008 on a 3-2-1 basis but you don't see me bragging about it.

We've both achieved nothing of note.
Not true.
You were the ONLY player to get 7 votes for your team in those first 3 games during 2008.
Enjoy that statistic big fella.
 
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Kane for his truth telling opinions. One of the few people in the AFL media with a pair of plums.

Other people like Matthew Lloyd and Daisy Thomas are too scared to have an opinion.


Nick Butler for his ability to turn any scenario into a ‘I could have made the AFL’ story
Neither of those sound like entertainers. More like a Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin or even a Don Lane and Bert Newton.

What you have described is an Opinionated person and another who likes to talk about himself at any opportunity.

However I suspect you knew that, and you actually don't like either. You're like the Wizard of OZ.
 
Neither of those sound like entertainers. More like a Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin or even a Don Lane and Bert Newton.

What you have described is an Opinionated person and another who likes to talk about himself at any opportunity.

However I suspect you knew that, and you actually don't like either. You're like the Wizard of OZ
ok boomer.

Why have you had your account since 2007 and only posted 786 times?
 
ok boomer.

Why have you had your account since 2007 and only posted 786 times?
The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking... I suggest you try it.
 
The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking... I suggest you try it.
Stop taking this thread so off-topic:




I'll give a rumour:

Heard Brisbane offered Tom Hawkins a 2 year deal.
 

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