Not-a-cluey Best FOOTBALL RELATED RUMOUR you have heard from someone you trust Part Deux - Many lies and bullshit in here. Please read OP before posting.

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[KingsRansom]

I love the Collingwood footy team and my 21 year old son has inherited that passion. I also have a 25 year old son with autism who could care less about footy, but I can totally empathise with your experience as it resonates in any parent of a child with a disability. What you experienced is abhorrent and part of the reason I rarely venture to the MCG these days.

Please be assured there are a greater majority of passionate and decent 'Pies supporters in our community than the minority scum who tipped drinks on your sons head.

I do know there is more good than bad with the Collingwood supporters, I'm friends with alot of then who are very good people. The law of averages states that the 1% of vitriolic people grows when you have the largest supporter base in the land, but so does the other 99% of decent people.
Unfortunately it's the bottom rung of the supporter base, the 1% if you will, that ruin it for everyone

 

[gingernuts]

Story I heard was the same but with a monkey involved in there somehow

The info is that the monkey is actually a queens counsel. I kid you not

 

[Concussion test]

The highlight for me was Luke Darcy completely refusing to try and deflect/dig Ed out of the hole he'd just dug and essentially letting him stew in his own juices

Not normally a fan of Darcy, but he dodged that minefield very skilfully.

Eddie is absolutely tone deaf and isn't getting any better judging from his response to the report into racism at Collingwood.

 

[Over The Post]

'The fish rots from the head': Christensen says McGuire should have been axed as Collingwood boss years ago

A 2013 remark about Adam Goodes should have been the last straw for Collingwood president Eddie McGuire, Allen Christensen says.

www.abc.net.au

 

[Beerfish]

Not a normally fan of Darcy but he dodged that minefield very skilfully.

Eddie is absolutely tone deaf and isn't getting any better judging from his response to the report into racism at Collingwood.

He should've gone with.. wait, say that again.

 

[Jamolad]

Not sure if this counts as a rumour as it is more a theory...if you had a million monkeys typing on a million keyboards, eventually they'll start posting rumours about Bubbles Glascott's human.

 

[Dr Spaceman]

Not a normally fan of Darcy but he dodged that minefield very skilfully.

Eddie is absolutely tone deaf and isn't getting any better judging from his response to the report into racism at Collingwood.

He should've gone with.. wait, say that again.

Well he would’ve wanted to avoid Black Ops

 

[AnEmptyChair]

Heard one from a close friend about a bit of tension between players at the Saints. Just passing on so don't shoot the messenger.

As a result of the club's debt situation, about a month ago they asked players to start bringing in packed lunches. However, a couple of weeks ago now players' sandwiches started going missing, replaced with Vegemite between two slices of Tip-Top white bread with no butter.

Recently, Max King

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finished a session early and what did he see? Jack Billings

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caught red-handed with Max's gourmet corned beef on Helga's light rye. Apparently Billings is so bad in the kitchen that he didn't even eat for a few days after the directive from the club before coming up with what he thought was a cunning plan.

The ensuing fracas between King and Billings was heard by the players on the track, who ran in and had to separate the two. Apparently, after being confronted King, Billings scoffed the corned beef sandwich right in King's face so that he could eat that day.

The whisper now is that players have started putting their sandwiches in the valuables safe and Jack Billings

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is telling mates that he's now really into intermittent fasting. Don't be surprised if an emaciated Billings requests a trade to a club whey they cook food for him by the end of the year.

 

[Cubs2Lions]

Heard one from a close friend about a bit of tension between players at the Saints. Just passing on so don't shoot the messenger.

As a result of the club's debt situation, about a month ago they asked players to start bringing in packed lunches. However, a couple of weeks ago now players' sandwiches started going missing, replaced with Vegemite between two slices of Tip-Top white bread with no butter.

Recently, Max King finished a session early and what did he see? Jack Billings caught red-handed with Max's gourmet corned beef on Helga's light rye. Apparently Billings is so bad in the kitchen that he didn't even eat for a few days after the directive from the club before coming up with what he thought was a cunning plan.

The ensuing fracas between King and Billings was heard by the players on the track, who ran in and had to separate the two. Apparently, after being confronted King, Billings scoffed the corned beef sandwich right in King's face so that he could eat that day.

The whisper now is that players have started putting their sandwiches in the valuables safe and Jack Billings is telling mates that he's now really into intermittent fasting. Don't be surprised if an emaciated Billings requests a trade to a club whey they cook food for him by the end of the year.

 

[darcytiger]

Heard one from a close friend about a bit of tension between players at the Saints. Just passing on so don't shoot the messenger.

As a result of the club's debt situation, about a month ago they asked players to start bringing in packed lunches. However, a couple of weeks ago now players' sandwiches started going missing, replaced with Vegemite between two slices of Tip-Top white bread with no butter.

Recently, Max King finished a session early and what did he see? Jack Billings caught red-handed with Max's gourmet corned beef on Helga's light rye. Apparently Billings is so bad in the kitchen that he didn't even eat for a few days after the directive from the club before coming up with what he thought was a cunning plan.

The ensuing fracas between King and Billings was heard by the players on the track, who ran in and had to separate the two. Apparently, after being confronted King, Billings scoffed the corned beef sandwich right in King's face so that he could eat that day.

The whisper now is that players have started putting their sandwiches in the valuables safe and Jack Billings is telling mates that he's now really into intermittent fasting. Don't be surprised if an emaciated Billings requests a trade to a club whey they cook food for him by the end of the year.

Who would steal 30 bag lunches?

 

[jc12]

Can't imagine why the Health Dept doesn't just go with that.
Words to live by.

Well obviously because they actually can't say "do drugs you'll be right" but the reality is alot of youths do it, as well as rich people. And you're pretending oh it's such a shock this millionaire does coke. Mate most of those guys are on it. Welcome to reality buddy

 

[jc12]

People in this day and age are shocked by party drug use? You can tell who doesn't get out much...

It's pretty funny isn't it the buddy does coke thing is hilarious. So what if he does coke. Clean skinned danger or judd probably did too , the same people that have the power to suspend buddy and co for doing coke are probably on coke themselves

 

[TwiggleyFanClub]

Well obviously because they actually can't say "do drugs you'll be right" but the reality is alot of youths do it, as well as rich people. And you're pretending oh it's such a shock this millionaire does coke. Mate most of those guys are on it. Welcome to reality buddy

You think that anyone who disagrees with you is doing so because we don't think it goes on.
Of course it goes on. It's hardly shocking.
But your blasé attitude to it is stupid and irresponsible.

 

[Dr Spaceman]

Nature is wonderful and full of exotic creatures

 

[Cotchins Hair Piece]

Not sure if this counts as a rumour as it is more a theory...if you had a million monkeys typing on a million keyboards, eventually they'll start posting rumours about Bubbles Glascott's human.

Karl Pilkington likes this.

 

[burge13]

Karl Pilkington likes this.

Monkey news!

 

[Blackhawk42]

I feel like the coke stuff is not really that surprising or shocking anymore . Let's be honest any 18-35 year old who goes to bars has done coke in the past or uses it recreationally. It's when the person gets severely addicted then that's an issue

It certainly wasn't that common even just 10 years ago. The combination of alcohol taxes plus meme culture (ie. nose beers) painting it in a positive light has certainly made its usage more abundant though which is unfortunate.

 

[burge13]

It certainly wasn't that common even just 10 years ago. The combination of alcohol taxes plus meme culture (ie. nose beers) painting it in a positive light has certainly made its usage more abundant though which is unfortunate.

Shouldnt surprise really. A pint is $9-12 and a pinger is $20-30. Pretty obvious which way younger people are going to lean when they first start going out. Drugs then become normalised and as they get more disposable income, coke is a natural progression...

 

[Mercy Seat]

Heard one from a close friend about a bit of tension between players at the Saints. Just passing on so don't shoot the messenger.

As a result of the club's debt situation, about a month ago they asked players to start bringing in packed lunches. However, a couple of weeks ago now players' sandwiches started going missing, replaced with Vegemite between two slices of Tip-Top white bread with no butter.

Recently, Max King finished a session early and what did he see? Jack Billings caught red-handed with Max's gourmet corned beef on Helga's light rye. Apparently Billings is so bad in the kitchen that he didn't even eat for a few days after the directive from the club before coming up with what he thought was a cunning plan.

The ensuing fracas between King and Billings was heard by the players on the track, who ran in and had to separate the two. Apparently, after being confronted King, Billings scoffed the corned beef sandwich right in King's face so that he could eat that day.

The whisper now is that players have started putting their sandwiches in the valuables safe and Jack Billings is telling mates that he's now really into intermittent fasting. Don't be surprised if an emaciated Billings requests a trade to a club whey they cook food for him by the end of the year.

This is the best sort of fan fiction.

 

[fabulous_delicious]

Chad Wingard

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's nickname is rooster.

 

[LanceRomance]

Chad Wingard's nickname is rooster.

Because of his comb and wattle?

 

[krakouers]

Chad Wingard's nickname is rooster.

Because he’s a giant...

 

[Pistol Night]

Chad Wingard's nickname is rooster.

Beacause he roots chooks?

 

[TedDougChris]

Beacause he roots chooks?

Only with the assistance of a QC's uncles monkey, if I've learned anything from this thread....

Or was it a Monkey QC's uncle ??

 

[markm106]

Glascots monkey has also engaged the services of a QC. So I’d be careful what you all say.