In breaking news the AFL has announced the entire Lions team will be charged with conduct unbecoming of AFL players for refusing to attend the Brownlow. An AFL spokesman was quoted as saying that the league have had enough of going soft on the Brisbane club and that the charges are likely to result in at least one week's suspension for the entire team, with the sentence to be announced tonight. Consequently, Collingwood's grand final opponent will be Southport from the QAFL.