Buddy's Lawyer at the Tribunal

[Fear0411]

Clearly I would best suit

I would mind boggle the MRP with my punctuation error's and style

and If they dont budge just simply pull out the gun's

 

[MinerBoy]

Its in the constitution..you know...the... er.....the vibe

Dennis Denuto --->

In summing up, its the constitution, its justice, its the law, its mabo, its the vibe, yep its the vibe. I rest my case!

 

[Linda Crescent]

Buddy says, "... going forward, I just want to play good footy - and I'll wear my mouth guard".

Judy says "... get a life buddy, here's my cheque. $7M, I'll throw in a 51% share in the Malibu apartment, 49% of some gold mine in Colarado that I own, and you get the kids week on week off ... marry me Buddy, I'll get you off on appeal." (HFC legal team laughs so loud ...)


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[takethepain]

Cochran:

...ladies and gentlemen of this supposed Match Review Panel, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbakka. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!

Essendon Supporters:

Damn it!... He's using the Chewbacca defense!

Cochran:

Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major football star, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that MRP room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, [approaches and softens] does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed Match Review Panel, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.

 

[RustyHawk]

What we need is a good Aussie Lawyer.

Lets see we have Clarko, Buddy and Mark Evans next to Major J F Thomas.

All we need is AFL Rule 3 0 3

Although come to think of it 2 of Major Thomas's clients were shot by firing squad....just what the AFL seem to want in this case.

 

[Hawk Dork]

Wheres Atticus Finch when you need him?

 

[Mojo]

Nuf said!

 

[Bosk]

I believe I have found the perfect man to defend Buddy:

 

[Linda Crescent]

Judy says "... I'm not kidding, come to mama. Be a good boy, we all want to see you play next week - don't we Buddy".

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[Mojo]

"Come to mama ..."

I think she's pretty.

 

[Number 24]

I think she's pretty.

Very clever Mojo, you are going for the insanity defence.

 

[Mcchawk]

I'm shocked and shigrined, mortified and stufied, who told Buddy to put the bump on, I didn't tell him to put the bump on, do you even know what a bump is, nobody knows what a bumps going to do.

Get Jackie Chiles immediately.

Dam straight

 

[lethalselbow]

Lionel Hutz - The Simpsons

Obviously we got Lionel Hutz defending Buddy.

 

[Gary Shadforth]

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Lol

 

[Philhawk]

Obviously we got Lionel Hutz defending Buddy.

Obviously. How did he lose the appeal?

Stand up

"If Buddy is banned, you might as well make the sport non-contact"

Sit down

 

[Linda Crescent]

Judy says "I'm sorry, it went out of my hands ... the law is what it is. Appeal, I'll look after you". (Judy throws a sexy wink at Buddy ...)

 

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