Carlcheat vs. Essencheat

[Black Flag]

Who are the worst cheaters?

1. Carlcheat: cap rorting.
2. Essencheat: cap rorting and doping.

I submit that Essendope are the worst cheaters because at least Carlton owned up to everything when they got busted, Essencheat continue to lie to protect their own arse.

1. Missing letters.
2. Self-funded internal reviews.

Surely Essendope will now go down as the biggest cheaters in the AFL.

 

[vjknight]

biggest single cheating event. yeah essencheat absolutely.

longest continuous cheating for 3 decades. theres only one carlolton.

 

[JustaBattler]

It upsets me to think that Carlton is no longer top of the tree when it comes to cheating

 

[FredLeDeux]

It upsets me to think that Carlton is no longer top of the tree when it comes to cheating

Oh, but you are, you actually gained something from it.

 

[Shawt]

Sorry Blues, but Essendon's science experiments are on a whole different level

It's sad to see Carlton fall from gracelessness like this

 

[T2B_]

And we got our arses absolutely handed to us for our latest bout of cheating and that was just for some extra brown paper bags under the table.

Let's hope Vlad and Co. don't let the game down, and milne Cheatingdon.

 

[JustaBattler]

The sheer audacity of Essendon's multi-pronged attack on fair play and decency is like a Pearl Harbour event on steriods ( excuse the pun). They have:

Lied to their own Board
Ignored their own medical staff advice and warnings
Made up evidence
Off sited dubious medical procedures
Coerced teenagers into signing waivers
Dealt with criminal organisations
Conducted experiments on human beings
Failed basic standards of governance and process
Got VLAD to backtrack on any criticism of the Club

and now pretty much own the "we are the victims here " high moral ground ; and - not one person has been fingered as being naughty.

This is a stupendous achievement I have to say.

 

[Croat tiger]

biggest single cheating event. yeah essencheat absolutely.

longest continuous cheating for 3 decades. theres only one carlolton.

Makes sense to me....

 

[Franc de Borges]

I still think we're in front. Our cheating was a systematic, pre-planned rort and displayed a flagrant disregard for AFL "rules". We rightly acted as if we were above the law. This wasn't done to gain any real on-field advantage or to keep a great squad together, it was simply a clash of philosophies with the governing body and we refused, on principle, to yield. Just because we're Carlton.

Essendon are just dumbarses.

 

[Smell The Glove]

Agreed, we still win at cheating.

 

[vjknight]

and we refused, on principle, to yield. Just because we're Carlton. .

 

[Croat tiger]

Agreed, we still win at cheating.

And you're not even embarrassed about it....yep you're a tanker alright!

 

[Smell The Glove]

And you're not even embarrassed about it....yep you're a tanker alright!

And you dont appear to even be embarassed about being ninth yet again- yep, you're a Tugger alright!

 

[Croat tiger]

And you dont appear to even be embarassed about being ninth yet again- yep, you're a Tugger alright!

It won't be for long but unfortunately you'll never rid yourselves of the tanking tag, that's with you forever!

 

[FredLeDeux]

It won't be for long but unfortunately you'll never rid yourselves of the tanking tag, that's with you forever!

That's a bit pessimistic, isn't it?

 

[Franc de Borges]

He's does not represent 'The Carlton Way'. He was an AFL insider with ulterior motives. We're still paying for his short-sighted mistakes.

 

[vjknight]

He's does not represent 'The Carlton Way'. He was an AFL insider with ulterior motives. We're still paying for his short-sighted mistakes.

meanwhile, many clubs are still paying for 'that turd' ken lukes greed in the 60's.

and a few have gone.

thats the carlton way.

 

[Franc de Borges]

meanwhile, many clubs are still paying for 'that turd' ken lukes greed in the 60's.

and a few have gone.

thats the carlton way.

That's Sir Ken to you.

 

[vjknight]

That's Sir Ken to you.

and which liberal government bestowed that 'honour' on him ?

cheaters will cheat

 

[Tiger2709]

It upsets me to think that Carlton is no longer top of the tree when it comes to cheating

Not even close, Essendon were caught cheating in a Premiership year and doping, you need John Elliot back, Kernahan is just to nice for the Blues.

 

[Tiger2709]

And you dont appear to even be embarassed about being ninth yet again- yep, you're a Tugger alright!

As we rarely finish ninth these days and haven't for quite some time and as it is still only round 6, why would we be embarrassed by this

It's a bit of fun for the simpler posters in the Bay, you fit the bill perfectly.

 

[Double the Fist]

biggest single cheating event. yeah essencheat absolutely.

longest continuous cheating for 3 decades. theres only one carlolton.

Profound post is profound

 

[Franc de Borges]

and which liberal government bestowed that 'honour' on him ?

cheaters will cheat

Probably the same one that created Centrelink.

 

[Baldur]

Needs a Melcheat choice, which can also be the Jack "we tanked for her" Watts choice.

Melbourne have cheated more then Essendank and Carltank. They are just very bad at it so nobody gets their panties in a knot.

 

[Wiggo4PM]

Good thread, I will take the lesser of two evils every time