Oppo Camp Carlton worst season in 122 years: The Evil of Patrick Cripps...

[Scritchyscroony]

knock knock..
Won ten here...

Is that you West Coast?

No it's ONE ten.

Piss off Carlton!

 

[Deleted member 133504]

What the f is this shit.. and we overrate education? Unfbelievable re.

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It's actually kind of clever. Pity the hovercraft got a bit deflated.

 

[BringouttheGimp]

Lol Gerard Healy reffered to SOS's GWS recruiting as scatterbrain.. he said Collingwood hit the mark with all 3 GWS recruits.

Quality over quantity SOS.. f maestro re.

 

[BringouttheGimp]

The definition of SOS.

A legend reeee.. a f legend reeee

 

[HeathySure]

Lol Gerard Healy reffered to SOS's GWS recruiting as scatterbrain.. he said Collingwood hit the mark with all 3 GWS recruits.

Quality over quantity SOS.. f maestro re.

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shhh dont mention Tim Golds..

 

[Black_White]

The poll is unusual.

116.1%?

 

[ThexderX]

Lol Gerard Healy reffered to SOS's GWS recruiting as scatterbrain.. he said Collingwood hit the mark with all 3 GWS recruits.

Quality over quantity SOS.. f maestro re.

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Taylor Adams "hitting the mark" is an ironic statement...he obviously wasn't referring to his kicking

 

[Wooljay]

Over the past 643 days the NSW Blues have as many wins at the MCG as the Carlton Blues.

What a stat

 

[Saintly Viewed]

Over the past 643 days the NSW Blues have as many wins at the MCG as the Carlton Blues.

What a stat

Stat of the Year!!!,

 

[MagpieJoel]

The poll is unusual.
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116.1%?

Something to do with being able to vote twice? Some people vote twice, others don't. That said, you would think it would just be a percentage of total votes and not some other stupid calculation.

 

[CFC2010]

Over the past 643 days the NSW Blues have as many wins at the MCG as the Carlton Blues.

What a stat

I hope you don't mind I have just posted that on the Blues Banter Thread.

I will see you all in a weeks time

 

[frizzle]

If these buggers roll us when we play them next I’m coming for each & every one of you.
Your making space for the karma bus.

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

If these buggers roll us when we play them next I’m coming for each & every one of you.
Your making space for the karma bus.

Frizzle, no need for superstition, let's bring science to your proposition

Group karma is merely an emergent property of a complex adaptive system - you reap what you sow etc etc

And when we examine Carlton as a system we see putrid contamination, raw effluent pooling across turf, utter filth

And what assists in the breakdown of utter filth? Light! Collingwood represents light and goodness

Press on, foot to the throat, pike to the gullet, no timidity with this karma bus nonsense xxx

 

[Vicky Park]

If these buggers roll us when we play them next I’m coming for each & every one of you.
Your making space for the karma bus.

 

[Gymnorhina tibic]

Man I hate Carlton

 

[Pie eyed]

 

[76woodenspooners]

Is that the Carlton gameplan for both their men’s and women’s teams?

This wasn’t photographed off a whiteboard by chance?

 

[Pie eyed]

Is that the Carlton gameplan for both their men’s and women’s teams?

This wasn’t photographed off a whiteboard by chance?

That was sent into the universe to represent mankind....

 

[rdangelo]

A loss for Carlton next week will mark 250 losses since R1 2001.

 

[BringouttheGimp]

What is it now.. 33 or 34 consecutive games scoring less than 100 points.. lol

 

[BringouttheGimp]

The only negative is that they will get Lucosious

And turn him into a spud.. so not all is lost.

 

[35Daicos]

What is it now.. 33 or 34 consecutive games scoring less than 100 points.. lol

It should be 44. Rd. 11, 2016, was the last time they got there (102 vs. Brisbane). They scored 100+ the week before as well (104 vs. Geelong). Prior to that, it was Rd. 13, 2015. So that makes two times they've scored 100+ in the last 65 games. It is a rather "low-scoring era", but fair to say they're struggling!!

 

[76woodenspooners]

A loss for Carlton next week will mark 250 losses since R1 2001.

Are they the first team to hit that milestone?

 

[35Daicos]

Are they the first team to hit that milestone?

Yes. If/when they get there!!!

Current round not included.

 

[76woodenspooners]

Yes. If/when they get there!!!
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Current round not included.

Gee, that’s very interesting.

Let’s ignore GWS and GC.

I would have thought Hawthorn would have easily had the best record but they’r a distant third behind Geelong and Swans.

And we’re fifth!!!

Carlton and Melbourne are compet8ng for the worst and nobody else is close. Worth considering that those 249 losses came in around 380 games. Carlton fans haven’t had too much to cheer about!