Cheating and tanking aside, why do you despise Carlton?

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I'm a 3rd generation Collingwood fan. It's genetic
 
I like Carlton, because as an Italian, I appreciate the fact that mostly Italians and Greeks support them.

Every time the cameras pan to the crowd its usually a shot of some fat Italian dude and his broad yelling their lungs out with veins popping out.

Also, I love hearing Kernahan talk.
 

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Dirty, filthy mob of scumbag ****s. Cheating bastards, criminal pigs and low socio-economic pond scum.

Reason 2.....
 

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They are scum. They walk around with swollen heads thinking their shit doesn’t stink because they are successful cheats. Being a pathetic cheat is one thing, being proud about it makes it ten times worse. They are lower than a snakes belly; I would not allow them to shine my shoes.


I am Australian, tall poppies are there to be cut down, even more the deluded flogs who think they are tall poppies but instead stole everything they have from the more deserving.


Those who can do. Those who cannot try. Those who can do neither cheat, and then brag about it. There is something honourable about trying your best & still coming short. There is something foul about being so weak that one cannot even try, and then having the gall to consider yourself better than those who play the game by the rules.


I despise them because I am aware that the odds were stacked in their favour for one hundred years. Yet like some noble upper class jackass they think that this was their god given right & somehow it makes them better then the ordinary hard working clubs who did not have their advantages.


The AFL is a more even completion the VFL was, but still far from a proper equal playing ground. Yet once they had to complete on a somewhat even playing field, but one still a little in their favour, what happened to their confidence in their undeserved superiority? Frightened of having real completion, insecure despite their deluded hubris they cheated.


So how have these self declared paragons of footy done since they have had to complete somewhat fairly & not allowed to cheat? They have been shit. They have tanked, deliberately lost, made something meant to help the badly off into a dodgy con. Taken loans & money meant for the underprivileged clubs, cried poor, whiny little babies, yet another dodgy con. We know they are coming because we can smell the faeces their passengers are cooking.


I loathe them because they represent everything I hate about undeserved privilege, self righteous arrogance & deluded hubris. Carlton is a putrid icon of everything that is foul in the human condition. The French knew how to treat their kind, bring back the terror.
 
I despise them because I am aware that the odds were stacked in their favour for one hundred years. Yet like some noble upper class jackass they think that this was their god given right & somehow it makes them better then the ordinary hard working clubs who did not have their advantages.

Thanks Baldur, it's nice to start the day with a laugh! Poor little hard working St Kilda, picked on for a hundred years by the big boys. It's funny because you believe it.:D
 
Thanks Baldur, it's nice to start the day with a laugh! Poor little hard working St Kilda, picked on for a hundred years by the big boys. It's funny because you believe it.:D


hehehe tis a shame its a long rant cos its perfect for a bit of editing.

so so many comparisons for carlscum & st.failure, except the success* or lack of it.








*been a while tho
 
They are scum. They walk around with swollen heads thinking their shit doesn’t stink because they are successful cheats. Being a pathetic cheat is one thing, being proud about it makes it ten times worse. They are lower than a snakes belly; I would not allow them to shine my shoes.


I am Australian, tall poppies are there to be cut down, even more the deluded flogs who think they are tall poppies but instead stole everything they have from the more deserving.


Those who can do. Those who cannot try. Those who can do neither cheat, and then brag about it. There is something honourable about trying your best & still coming short. There is something foul about being so weak that one cannot even try, and then having the gall to consider yourself better than those who play the game by the rules.


I despise them because I am aware that the odds were stacked in their favour for one hundred years. Yet like some noble upper class jackass they think that this was their god given right & somehow it makes them better then the ordinary hard working clubs who did not have their advantages.


The AFL is a more even completion the VFL was, but still far from a proper equal playing ground. Yet once they had to complete on a somewhat even playing field, but one still a little in their favour, what happened to their confidence in their undeserved superiority? Frightened of having real completion, insecure despite their deluded hubris they cheated.


So how have these self declared paragons of footy done since they have had to complete somewhat fairly & not allowed to cheat? They have been shit. They have tanked, deliberately lost, made something meant to help the badly off into a dodgy con. Taken loans & money meant for the underprivileged clubs, cried poor, whiny little babies, yet another dodgy con. We know they are coming because we can smell the faeces their passengers are cooking.


I loathe them because they represent everything I hate about undeserved privilege, self righteous arrogance & deluded hubris. Carlton is a putrid icon of everything that is foul in the human condition. The French knew how to treat their kind, bring back the terror.
Stemhead!!! 1 Premiership Bwahaha!!
 
long winded crap

I see someone is a little upset. Also, dude you go for St Kilda...

The lying, cheating, morally corrupt club who despite all that never manage any success :eek::D:thumbsu:
 
They're the only supporter base I've come across who honestly believe the umpires cost them victory when they've been beaten by 6 goals and were awarded 23 free kicks to 13.

That sounds more like St Kilda supporters to me. And let's not forget the "moral" victories...
 

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Cheating and tanking aside, why do you despise Carlton?

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