Private Chit Chat I

[FTW_]

I thought all those services cost money...

HEY.. BDP do those services cost money??

It costs money for the person who's number you put in.

 

[Shell]

It costs money for the person who's number you put in.

Ooooooooh, ok then.

Nah really still cant be bothered.

 

[Budda 230]

Can I come?

Everyone welcome. I'm not sure if you are serious or not.

 

[fugsy]

Ooooooooh, ok then.

Nah really still cant be bothered.

Soft

 

[Shell]

Everyone welcome. I'm not sure if you are serious or not.

Oh, of course Budda, of course.

But please explain to me what the following actually are:
- have a tash or attempted one.
- a snail race
- and a wang off

 

[Shell]

Soft

Mmmkay then, I'll do your mobile number then sunshine.

 

[fugsy]

Mmmkay then, I'll do your mobile number then sunshine.

You don't have my mobile number.

...do you ?

 

[Shell]

You don't have my mobile number.

...do you ?

Knew that'd get your attention.

I really do, I'm not bullshitting. I can PM it to u if you want me to.

 

[Budda 230]

Oh, of course Budda, of course.

But please explain to me what the following actually are:
- have a tash or attempted one.
- a snail race
- and a wang off

Tash is a moustache.

Snail race is when a snail races other snails and the first past the finish line wins.

I'll let you guess what a wang off is. Biggest wang wins anyway.

 

[Shell]

Lol, I thought a snail race was something filthy as well. I didnt know you meant real snails.

Geeze they should get that sport to replace cricket.

Have a good night. Hope you win at least ONE comp.

 

[eliiiiza]

OH. MY. GOD. Nah, why would I hate Eliza for that? I'll just have to suck up to her some more.
Sam Hunt is gay, but RYAN GAMBLE -wipes drool away from mouth- hello!

He um, cut his hand or arm or something, and he was going for physio. Ryan's lovely. Mum thought he was a friend from uni, and like, I didn't know how to introduce him to her. Um.

She also thinks Sam Hunt is hot. Lol!

Uh-oh, spaghetti-o.

That is no good. How are you posting this right now then, if your computer is ****ed up?

It's kinda ****ed, but not really. Hehe.

My cricket club has a function this week called Man Night (to raise money for Movember.) Players entry is free if you have a tash or attempted one. Apparently there is going to be man challenges, a snail race and a wang off.

Sound like fun to anyone?

What's a wang off? That sounds dirty?

My boy is BANNED from growing a mo.

 

[fugsy]

Knew that'd get your attention.

I really do, I'm not bullshitting. I can PM it to u if you want me to.

That's my old one. Mum has my old phone now, but she changed the number.

How did you get that?

 

[Shell]

That's my old one. Mum has my old phone now, but she changed the number.

How did you get that?

Yeah I thought it was pretty old.

Um, Optus? VFL Grand Final? I dunno... I remember you sitting near us one day at Optus at a match... looooong ago.

Anyway, I'm outta here. Cyas!!!

 

[fugsy]

Yeah I thought it was pretty old.

Um, Optus? VFL Grand Final? I dunno... I remember you sitting near us one day at Optus at a match... looooong ago.

Anyway, I'm outta here. Cyas!!!

Ahh yeah that's right. The day I saved your life by taking a one handed mark just above your head. Left an awesome bruise on my arm too.

Have a good weekend

 

[FTW_]

Eliza is no longer the stalker around here, Shell is.

 

[eliiiiza]

Eliza is no longer the stalker around here, Shell is.

Oh, how the tables have turned!

 

[bigdroppunt]

I have a ****ing virus in my comp and it's ruining my life.

you need housecall ...

I thought all those services cost money...

HEY.. BDP do those services cost money??

I dont know i D/load pr0n not pay for it, Also be careful Shell dont forget i have your number and could sell it to haywood for a price ???????

 

[Budda 230]

He um, cut his hand or arm or something, and he was going for physio. Ryan's lovely. Mum thought he was a friend from uni, and like, I didn't know how to introduce him to her. Um.

She also thinks Sam Hunt is hot. Lol!


It's kinda ****ed, but not really. Hehe.


What's a wang off? That sounds dirty?

My boy is BANNED from growing a mo.

It's when guys flop out ones weapon and see who has the biggest.

 

[eliiiiza]

It's when guys flop out ones weapon and see who has the biggest.

... Children.

 

[fugsy]

It's when guys flop out ones weapon and see who has the biggest.

That's a little gay isn't it?

 

[Budda 230]

... Children.

I agree.

 

[Budda 230]

That's a little gay isn't it?

Very!

 

[eliiiiza]

"OH MAI GORD MAI PENUS IS SO BEEEGGG."

What if someone cracks a fat? Hahahhaa.

 

[fugsy]

"OH MAI GORD MAI PENUS IS SO BEEEGGG."

What if someone cracks a fat? Hahahhaa.

Performance enhancing.

 

[Budda 230]

"OH MAI GORD MAI PENUS IS SO BEEEGGG."

What if someone cracks a fat? Hahahhaa.

Well I guess they win for having the biggest!

Cya's later people. I'm off for the weekend. No computer til Monday.